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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Aight.. bitches
« on: November 04, 2010, 02:46:32 PM »
mjrod hates some guy

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NO MVC BREAKDOWN??  If I ever see Dickie V in real life  I will chew some gum and then drop the gum right in front of where he's walking so that he steps in it and then when he's all like "THERE'S GUM ON MY SHOE BABY!!!" I'll just laugh and laugh.

:curse: :curse: :curse: :curse: :curse:



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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: What are the chances?
« on: November 02, 2010, 05:02:14 PM »
It's cute how you guys worry about this stuff.  Have faith my feline friends! You guys act like you're about to play the Spangleshocks or something!

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: Hello friends!
« on: October 28, 2010, 05:39:20 PM »
Does your wife's vagina smell like hummus?  I beat it does.

Holy moley guacamole! This post is offensive to both vaginas and hummuses! Please delete!

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Embarassing secrets
« on: October 28, 2010, 04:18:42 PM »
I have been posting on wavingthewheat.com

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: Wally
« on: October 28, 2010, 10:46:02 AM »
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After K-State's season ended in the Elite Eight, Judge checked into the hospital for the corrective procedure. Asked where the surgery was performed, he flashed a sheepish smile.

"KU Medical Center," he said.  



 :horrorsurprise:  

You guys may have a Manchurian Candidate situation on your hands. The probably installed some remote control device in his brain stem and they'll use him to assassinate your beloved Frankie-poo!   :ohno:

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Embarassing secrets
« on: October 28, 2010, 10:37:23 AM »
Took a piss in the backyard at a house party. Had the multiple stream thing going on and didn't know cause it was pitch black. I walked back into the party and....


And what???? Was there a bloody hook hanging from your fly?? I hate it when that happens!

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Looks like SOMEBODY is on diaper duty indefinitely!  :curse:

Ha!  And this will be different for me how??

Your domestic dispute is making me uncomfortable! Please assault each other in the privacy of your own home! TIA!

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: Hello friends!
« on: October 28, 2010, 10:17:49 AM »
My wife (a high-roller alongside the Stevens in the elite Lebanese-Wichitan community) highly approves of the term "spangleshocks".

Point of  clairification: Is it pronounced spangles-hawks? or spangle-shocks?  Def. think spangle-shock makes more sence but just wasn't sure.


Definitely pronounced "Spangle-Shocks" you silly goose!

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: Hello friends!
« on: October 27, 2010, 07:32:33 PM »
pretty sure it was shockers sock.


Congratulations, you just hurt my feelings more than I ever thought possible.   :cry:

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: Hello friends!
« on: October 27, 2010, 02:42:56 PM »
Hello The Shocker  :adios:


Hello stevedave? Oops, I typed a questions mark instead of a exclamation point! Oh well, might as well roll with it now!   

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: Hello friends!
« on: October 27, 2010, 02:08:09 PM »

QFT.  I would hate to go to Drake and Evansville.  


First of all, thanks for the reply! However I must correct your post because Drake is not a city! If you tried to find it on a globe you would be looking for a really long time! It is the name of a University though so I guess I can understand your confusion. Great try through! Keep up the good work and I'm sure you'll do much better next time!

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: Hello friends!
« on: October 27, 2010, 02:00:38 PM »
It's too bad KSt8 and KU only play 2 of the D2 schools every year.  When does WSU appear on Kazzu's schedule again?  

Must say the MIAA will be tough as I think WSU will put the pressure on my Tigers for the div championship this year.  Just wish WSU wasn't black/gold as it makes it tough to tell which team has the most fans when they play FHSU and ESU (ESU does have a more CU-type gold tho).


This poster is incredibly misinformed! The Wichita State University Spangleshocks play in the Missouri Valley Conference! The MVC is substantially better than the Big 12 and I've proved this many times over. Thanks for the reply but please do some research before posting next time! Only serious basketball discussion here!

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: Hello friends!
« on: October 27, 2010, 01:41:30 PM »
Shocker, please put the same post on KU rebel BBS to see if that site has grown up yet. tia.

Hello friend! Thanks for replying to my thread two times! As a reward, I present you this:


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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: Hello friends!
« on: October 27, 2010, 12:36:48 PM »
it must really suck to be a small, nonathletic white guy....

I bet! Unfortunately I do not have a newsletter for this particular topic but if you wanted to make one I would be very interested in subscribing so please keep me updated! Thanks friend!

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Hello friends!
« on: October 27, 2010, 11:42:58 AM »
Well-respected college basketball analyst TheShocker is here again to share my preseason STATE OF KANSAS BASKETBALL RANKINGS!

I know you're all very excited and are probably struggling to conceal your boners at this point so we'll skip right to the climax of this BBIQ orgy!


1. WSU - Backed by local entrepreneur and fast food innovator Rene Stevens, the mighty Shockers are loaded and once again poised to RESTORE THE ORDER and will reclaim the title as the greatest team in the state of Kansas.  It has been nearly two years since the mighty WuShock Clan could make that claim!

2. KSTATEO - The Cats will miss the little beaner point guard they had last year but the bearded negro is poised to step up his game! Look for the Cats to make lots of noise! Mostly growls and stuff! RAWR GO CATS!

3. KU - Once again the Jays are found at the bottom of rankings.  Count on them to disgrace the entire state with their suckiness and one of their players will probably assault someone.



That's all for now folks but please subscribe to my newsletter to get the latest info on Shocker basketball and Spangles! Adieu mes amis!







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I like Community.  I don't know why I like it, but I feel guilty about it.


You shouldn't because it's good. It's probably my third favorite show right now behind 30 Rock and IASIP.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Good Luck Steve Dave!
« on: October 12, 2010, 03:38:25 PM »
If you don't get help at Charter, please, get help somewhere.

Like Spangles. Seriously though, is stevedave dying? PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME STEVIEDAVIEBOY!

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Scrubs is garbage and not funny.  The flashbacks/visions are dumb.

And yeah, Big Bang Theory.  Atrocious.


Scrubs used to be funny but terrible now. Big Bang Theory is awful.

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Anyone that does not like 30 Rock is no friend of mine. No sir.

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Full House really really did suck.  Was awful.  Watched it twice a day anyway, and could barely stand it.  Have seen every episode at least three times, I'd say.  Garbage show, though.

Another good one was DJamer getting peer pressured into kissing Kevin when all her friends tricked her during Spin the Bottle.  She chickened out and then Kevin came back at the end of the episode because he "forgot to give [her] [her] present," and then he nutted up and finally kissed her. When he left the backyard to go home, Donna Jo celebrated by going, "YESSSSSSS!" and pulling her fist back while lifting a leg.


LOL, classic DJamer!

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OMFG this thread is like a sign from God. I was just over the newest of the shitty ku boards and was talking about Full House but no one would discuss it with me so I came over here and BOOM - Full House thread right on the top of the page cumming all over my tits. How glorious. I was just reliving the episode where that one kid has a permanent duckface and Stephanie calls him duckface but eventually that bitch learns her lesson.

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Damn I miss that guy soooooo much. My life just hasn't been the same ever since he left.

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Manny Dies used to shoot heroin directly into his dick.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: KU Rebel BBS Starting To Gain Steam
« on: August 17, 2010, 05:11:54 PM »
i told you guys that this place is softer than ksufans

They think that everyone who isn't kissing their ass is some kind of undercover phog.net moderator. It's hilarious in an extremely lame and boring kind of way.

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