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Kansas State Football / Re: Is the Navy the weirdest of the 5 branches?

« on: December 09, 2019, 08:27:38 PM »

The navy is the marines DD.


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My ass rides in Navy equipment, Sir.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Game time temperature- 95 degrees. Humidity- 90%

« on: September 13, 2019, 10:11:11 AM »

I hear, in Mississippi, not only are the porta-potties used for relieving yourself, but they are also an escape from the stench that is Mississippi.

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Kansas State Football / Re: DJamer REED?

« on: November 28, 2017, 09:35:46 AM »

Apologies for that. And it's spelled mukluk. Not entirely sure what muqluk is? Google was of no help.

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Kansas State Football / Re: DJamer REED?

« on: November 28, 2017, 09:04:08 AM »

Projected 40 Time: 4.57.


DJamer REED's 40 time looks way quicker than 4.57, through my purple sunglasses.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Sky's the Limit

« on: October 28, 2017, 10:44:01 AM »

Sky should transfer if he doesn't want to have multiple shoulder surgeries. If he is here next year he will start but in this type of offense he has no long term future. Our offense is total bullshit for a QB. If I was a parent there is no way in he'll I would let my kid come to KSU to play QB.

OU and UT run their QB's into the ground.

Don't know about OU but UT certainly does. I can't remember the last time an OU qb missed playing time with an injury.

Mayfield ran all over the place on saturday.  Basically if they needed a first he'd take the snap and go.

That's unique to Mayfield though, he's a scrambler, that isn't their offense. They aren't crashing him into line 20 times a game like we do. They aren't making fullbacks ram into his back. Mike and Ell didn't get hurt because we didn't run them that way either. Lbeaz didn't get hurt because he was a Sherman Tank.

Seems like I remember Ell getting hurt in '03.  Even missed a couple of games because of it? 

Oh man, duh, I'm dumb.

To be fair, your logic is still sound.  While Ell did get injured and the QB's did run the ball quite often, it was in a different scheme than what they do now.  They weren't just crashing into the middle of the line time and time again.

ER3 injured his throwing hand against a helmet as he threw a pass. This was in the Marshall game. IMO, that totally changed the complexion of the entire season, if the B12CG were to play out to is 35-7 finish. I digress. But, to your point, not exactly an injury caused by our QB run scheme. Buy yes, we did run ER3 a lot.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Vandy Podcast for your listening pleasure

« on: September 15, 2017, 03:02:22 PM »

I know. They're huge dumbasses. If you wanna go match ups, look at the A&M tape anyways, it doesn't rough ridin' matter.

Exactly, -no one's too tall for our Secondary to t-bag (both figuratively and literally). 

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Kansas State Football / Re: We're going to absolutely throttle Vandy

« on: September 14, 2017, 04:52:01 PM »

i just heard this on the radio but i cannot believe it's true: Vanderbilt has not defeated a ranked noncon opponent since 1946

 

Incorrect.  In the last 10 years, Vandy has played 3 ranked non-conference opponents.  In those games, Vandy's record is 1-2, recording a win over #24 Boston College in 2008.

yeah Boston College was not ranked in the AP or Coach's Poll when Vandy beat them in the Gaylord Hotels Music City Bowl in 2008

See below link to summary of 2008 BC football season.  Ranked #24 in Coach's Poll entering the Music City Bowl game.  Fell out of top 25 after the loss to Vandy.  This is not complicated research.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2008_Boston_College_Eagles_football_team

Research noted. So, in other words, what you saying is, Vandy has beat a total of one ranked non-conference foe in the past 70 seasons of football. Great, that puts it into a totally different perspective. Thank you, once again, for that clarification.

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Kansas State Football / Re: We're going to absolutely throttle Vandy

« on: September 14, 2017, 02:14:42 PM »

We've never considered your loathsome school to be "peers".  Rather, we look down upon you.

We are Nashville.  We are an up-and-coming, vibrant, angry city that is the future of America.  Kansas is like walking through a cemetery.

On Saturday, I will (gladly) walk-over your football program's grave.

Nashville has been a city since 1779. It's 2017. If Nashville is considered 'up and coming,' this 100% explains all issues related to Commodore football and its perennial ineptitude. Sorry, just stating the facts. Sorry, not really sorry.

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Kansas State Football / Re: We're going to absolutely throttle Vandy

« on: September 14, 2017, 01:56:51 PM »

I'm not saying that all Kansans are racist; I'm suggesting that all Kansans are conveniently racist.

Your coach is most geriatric; you should consider a plan for the future.

After a win over a powerhouse program like vanderbilt, he might just be revitalized and decide to coach for another five years.

P.S., Dores. It just makes it oh so sweet when our 'geriatric' coach puts the boots to his peers. 

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Kansas State Football / Re: We're going to absolutely throttle Vandy

« on: September 14, 2017, 09:49:38 AM »

i just heard this on the radio but i cannot believe it's true: Vanderbilt has not defeated a ranked noncon opponent since 1946

 

...Honestly though, are you really surprised? Want to read something else that will perplex you? This is off their Scout board:

SEC POWER RANKINGS

1. Alabama
2. LSU
3. Georgia
4. Auburn
5. South Carolina
6. Miss State
7. Vanderbilt
8. Arkansas
9. Ole Miss
10. Tennessee
11. Kentucky
12. Florida
13. Texas A&M
14. Missouri

These badasses are self proclaimed mid-pack in the SEC. 

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Kansas State Football / Re: VANDY PREVIEW

« on: September 13, 2017, 09:46:02 PM »

There isn't much competition in the SEC

After Saturday, half of our victories in the last 4 games would have been against the SEC. 

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Kansas State Football / Re: VANDY PREVIEW

« on: September 13, 2017, 09:36:23 PM »

Cats 55 Vandy 17

Should see significant minutes from Thompson and McCoy in the third and fourth.

  Totally plausible. These clowns have punted to Middle Tennessee, more in a quarter, than we've punted in two full games.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Vanderbilt, or Baylor Lite?

« on: September 13, 2017, 07:48:17 PM »

For doing the right thing, which your school has not (repeatedly), we should be admonished?  I think not.

Your ilk should own-up to your sins.  Sexual assault is wrong.  I pray that your cow school amends its ways.

That is very sad.

Hey, just do us a favor and keep your players from raping anyone for the next 72 hours. I don't want to hear any excuses about your upcoming loss and players not being able to suit up in the comical costume you guys are touting as your 'new uniform' and are instead sitting in County awaiting processing, wearing a different uniform. Savvy?

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Kansas State Football / Re: Famous graduates (KSU vs Vanderbuilt edition)

« on: September 13, 2017, 07:37:02 PM »

Miss Theresa Vail. K-Stater, oozes EMAW, and is an all around badass! 

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Kansas State Football / Re: Vanderbilt, or Baylor Lite?

« on: September 13, 2017, 07:17:35 PM »

Wow, i used to think Vandybildt was a top tier University with a US News top 18 pedigree but in light of recent circumstances i believe i'll have to reevaluate my position.

Hey, we'll just chalk them up as the smart rapers of the SEC. And, furthermore, they don't need your permission.

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Kansas State Football / Re: VANDY PREVIEW

« on: September 13, 2017, 06:13:30 PM »

Whoa, you almost made my manservant spit-out his single-malt.  Thank you for that.  Hilarity.

How funny does this sound- "The Commodores last win vs. a ranked non-conference foe came on Nov. 9, 1946" September 16, 2017 isn't looking too good for you either. 

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Kansas State Football / Re: Aside from less-than-SEC quality talent and a relic of a coach...

« on: September 13, 2017, 05:05:32 PM »

This World Wide Web that Al Gore, Jr. created for us is rather informative.  It readily-produces the dollar-value of your current endowment.

Further, it also shows that your founder was an abolitionist that liked to talk a great amount.  He never actually did anything about those words, but he did talk a lot.  Then, he died.

At the end of the day, Vanderbilt...VANDERBILT has been a much more successful institution in accomplishment, status, and wealth of its graduates.

Your Kansas school is rather like any other cow school.  Every State has one or more, but they are all (mostly) the same.  They let in almost anyone with a pulse and teach the "students" all of the stuff they were too dull to learn in high school.  Then, they issue a rather worthless diploma.  I actually feel pity for those that have fallen for such deceptions.

Most Sincerely,

A very, very successful Vanderbilt...VANDERBILT graduate that has lots, and lots, and lots of money.

With all of these, alleged, affluent, wealthy, and prestigious graduates of your repetitively named university, what box seats do they sit in during games at that stadium you obviously must be renting from a local high school? A person of your stature doesn't.... just sit outside, do you?

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Kansas State Football / Re: VANDY PREVIEW

« on: September 13, 2017, 02:58:53 PM »

Aside from national championships, what other events that happened more than 100 years ago are you still (oddly) proud of?

Probably their runner-up finish in the civil war.

i mean, come on.  in the mid 1860's only a quarter of Tennessee's total population were slaves, it's not like the ENTIRE population of the state was enslaved.

All true statements. They have also been waiting nearly 250 years for a rematch. ...Those sickos.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Famous graduates (KSU vs Vanderbuilt edition)

« on: September 13, 2017, 12:28:24 PM »

Julia Roberts and Elvira.

If you're going to mention Julia, you can't forget our girl, Erin Brockovich. Mega emaw power chick.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Did Burton lose his stone hands?

« on: November 02, 2014, 09:42:28 PM »

I'll give it some thought. It gets a little confusing, with my Oregon State people. And XEROX State is a thing, at least in most other parts of the world, it is. I'll get back to you. And for the record, Deante did make me say "Did he really catch that?!" twice last night.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Did Burton lose his stone hands?

« on: November 02, 2014, 09:32:05 PM »

Wait... XEROX State doesn't = OSU here? I can roll with Okie Lite, Fightin' T. Boones, even Vaqueros for my Latin friends.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Did Burton lose his stone hands?

« on: November 02, 2014, 04:13:46 PM »

The other thing that struck me, against XEROX State, was Hubener. He's tall... I didn't think we went after full sized humans? Throw a 7 jersey on him and it's like the second coming of CK.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Serious K-State v Auburn score prediction thread (zero horsing around)

« on: September 09, 2014, 05:37:36 PM »

Fightin' Snydes- 35
THE War Damn Tigers of Alabama State University-31

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Kansas State Football / Re: The SEC-SEC-SEC chant mocked in Big12 Stadiums

« on: September 09, 2014, 05:31:14 PM »

probably dont have electricity to run to it if the did have one.

I was just going to say that! They probably have 2G wireless, though. 

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Kansas State Football / Re: The SEC-SEC-SEC chant mocked in Big12 Stadiums

« on: September 09, 2014, 05:28:34 PM »

I bet, when "Auburn Stadium" is that full, the trailer parks are ghost towns.