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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: In Which Dr Blumpkin PhD Identifies and Appraises YOUR Transformers

« on: December 03, 2015, 12:33:41 PM »

Dating anyone, Blumps?

Nope.  You can't tame this stallion.  I got a new job earlier this year as a biostatistician and it has been a time suck.  Things are just now starting to slow down.  What did I miss Wacky (other than a really rough year in football).  At least my Royals kicked some ass.

Royals won it all and we all partied. K-State will make a bowl if they end the year at 5-7 and the squawks are going crazy over it. Self is trying to destroy another lottery picks future again. ISU, ISU'd themselves and it was hilarious. I got a new job too and i'm not stealing from the poor anymore at this one. 8man & 'tater got engaged, i'm getting married in June in Colorado. Cats basketball might not suck that bad and the politics thread is blowing up!

Oh man...Wackycat you are engaged???  Congrats dude!  And a huge congrats to 8man and 'tater as well.  Best news I have heard today by far.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Shame Yourself

« on: December 03, 2015, 12:31:26 PM »

Just checking in to see if sunnycat is okay after six full sized pigs in a blanket.  I'm sure, somewhere, in this dark dark world a toilet is weeping tears from destruction and praying for a quick death.  RIP sunnycat aftermath toilet.  You will never be forgotten.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Rank your top KC Broadcasters/Personalities here

« on: December 02, 2015, 04:13:50 PM »

I'm a huge Mitch Holthus fan (especially during this 5 game win streak).

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Shame Yourself

« on: December 02, 2015, 04:03:15 PM »

I haven't posted in like a year, that is enough shame.  Flame away friends and I invite a site wide humiliation toward me as a penance for this kind of behavior.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: In Which Dr Blumpkin PhD Identifies and Appraises YOUR Transformers

« on: December 02, 2015, 04:01:02 PM »

lunch

crap...I missed lunch.  Oh well.  I did donate to the III-B project so I feel like a total baller 

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Gift Ideas

« on: December 02, 2015, 04:00:02 PM »

I got myself a sweet mixer yesterday.  The attachments on that thing will work wonders in my double-wide trailer.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: In Which Dr Blumpkin PhD Identifies and Appraises YOUR Transformers

« on: December 02, 2015, 03:55:01 PM »

Dating anyone, Blumps?

Nope.  You can't tame this stallion.  I got a new job earlier this year as a biostatistician and it has been a time suck.  Things are just now starting to slow down.  What did I miss Wacky (other than a really rough year in football).  At least my Royals kicked some ass.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: In Which Dr Blumpkin PhD Identifies and Appraises YOUR Transformers

« on: December 02, 2015, 03:51:58 PM »

Hey dudes!  Long time no post...way too long.  Hopefully I stay back this time.

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: Iowa State on Tuesday

« on: January 21, 2015, 04:39:22 PM »

Long time no post.  Had a binger after this game to drown how pissed I was.  I show up for work and had to work some cognitive behavioral therapy on a client wearing a Cyclones shirt.  I almost refused.  The effed up teen said the only thing positive in his life are the Cyclones and I asked him if he went to any football games this year.  He started crying and I felt victorious.

What are the survival rates of patients with passive aggressive therapists?  This poor bastard has NO chance.

LOL...who said anything about passive aggression?  I was blatantly aggressive on slamming ISU.  Emaw to the god damn bone > helping kids.

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: Good game KSU

« on: January 21, 2015, 02:10:34 PM »

i think the guy was whistling, very annoying.  he was behind the broadcast crew.  typical iowa redneck farm type thing to do.

Guy probably has a tat of the John Deere logo on his arm and photos of him killing animals on his facebook profile.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office

« on: January 21, 2015, 02:08:57 PM »

Man I need to post more.  This stuff is gold.

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: Iowa State on Tuesday

« on: January 21, 2015, 02:06:26 PM »

Long time no post.  Had a binger after this game to drown how pissed I was.  I show up for work and had to work some cognitive behavioral therapy on a client wearing a Cyclones shirt.  I almost refused.  The effed up teen said the only thing positive in his life are the Cyclones and I asked him if he went to any football games this year.  He started crying and I felt victorious. 

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Fanning's daily MSN news clippings.

« on: October 21, 2014, 02:06:11 PM »

I saw the mug shots and I thought...hey...maybe this article will be a light-hearted feel good read.  It wasn't.  That is the most disturbing wobbly H story I have ever read. 

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Fanning's daily MSN news clippings.

« on: October 08, 2014, 11:30:01 AM »

I can't unread that.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Shame Yourself

« on: October 08, 2014, 11:26:08 AM »

Watched Notting Hill solo last night.  Not one of my finer moments.

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Kansas State Football / Re: I registered today to tell Kat fans one thing....

« on: September 18, 2014, 03:47:21 PM »

Hey Baylor fan...

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Kansas State Football / Re: Dear students:

« on: September 18, 2014, 02:59:27 PM »

I think this thread is beating around the bush.  Tonight we need to see these things:

1) Nudity (tastefully crafted)
2) Death of stuffed animals (preferably eagles)
3) Pak'd fans doing pak'd things
4) Middle Fingers
5) Half chubs after KSU TDs
6) Sexual Innuendos on signs and verbally
7) Fist Pumps

and a steady dose of this 

Prepare your cornholes Auburn fans because these fists are going in elbow deep.

We are America's team so we have to represent the American way (meat, booze and boners).

Love,

Blumperz

PS. Wish I could be there.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Phrases you would like to say more

« on: September 18, 2014, 02:54:03 PM »

Latest blumperz gf says "eff me in the pooper".  Is that literal or figurative?  It's a fine line, but can't stand the phrase.  Probably should dump her.

You may need to seek professional help re: your obsession with girls going #2.

I wouldn't read too much into it.  Poop is always funny.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Cameron Jerrell Newton

« on: September 18, 2014, 01:54:20 PM »

I got to see Cam play every game at Jordan-Hare.  Seeing him and the team dance after every game toward the crowd was pretty cool.  Heck of a play.

Still though, eat a dingleberry.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Auburn -7.5

« on: September 18, 2014, 01:49:18 PM »

You guys think ESPN will just put a star next to our name on the graphic that shows the score and address the audience that the star means America's team (no ranking number needed)?  Probably should say it several times during the broadcast so those slow people in Alabama get it though.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Phrases you would like to say more

« on: September 18, 2014, 01:45:47 PM »

Latest blumperz gf says "eff me in the pooper".  Is that literal or figurative?  It's a fine line, but can't stand the phrase.  Probably should dump her.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Auburn -7.5

« on: September 18, 2014, 01:35:28 PM »

America's Team.

well there it is, right there as clear as day in plain English

9/18/2014 might as well be another national holiday because it is the day America was united again.  From the shimmering seas of the Atlantic to the pot smoke in the Rocky Mountains to the sun drenched sands of the golden coast, every man a wildcat.

That post was for fatty.  Never met him, but felt his presence with that post.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: goEMAW encounters

« on: September 18, 2014, 01:30:45 PM »

I really wished I lived in MHK so I could meet some of you pimps.  Eff Iowa.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Are we Auburn's Super Bowl?

« on: September 18, 2014, 01:29:53 PM »

It has only been a little over a week since I was introduced to auburn2eugene and I really miss him.  His posts had this passion that poets spend their whole life writing about.

auburn2eugene knows why the caged bird sings.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Auburn can eat a dingleberry

« on: September 18, 2014, 01:15:38 PM »

That Green Eggs and Ham shirt with the phone on the belt clip with no belt is straight class.

Edit: Also noticed Auburn version of Susan Boyle.  Would. Do.