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Kansas State Basketball / Re: Congrats Shocker
« on: April 02, 2013, 02:32:19 PM »
WSU making the Final Four is more like the 40 year old virgin finally busting his nut in that old chick. Both are long overdue, couldn't have happened to better people, and resulted in a whole lotta cum.

Kansas State Basketball / Re: Shockers doing what we should've done
« on: April 01, 2013, 04:35:08 PM »

Kansas State Basketball / Re: Congrats Shocker
« on: April 01, 2013, 04:31:22 PM »

is That Leonardo Dicaprio?

Yes it is. For those of you not familiar with his work, he is a famous actor that has starred in many amazing films such as "Critters 3" and the hit TV show "Growing Pains". He is also known as a die-hard Shocker fan and long-time believer in TSC.


I've been telling you guys this for years.

So the only thing you people see is color, eh? I am disgusted but also relieved that The Black Eyed Peas aren't here to see this low-point in Kansas history.

This thread makes my insides feel bad. The Mighty Shockers are also in first place and are also in Kansas. As the legendary musicians The Black Eyed Peas once said, "Where is the love?". Yes my friends, where is the love? I sure as heck don't know but I can tell you where it's not. Here. It's not here. Just wanted to clarify that. Ok, have a good day friends.

Kansas State Basketball / Re: Yes, please.
« on: January 30, 2013, 02:21:03 PM »
It looks like the full mascot uniform is basically just long sleeves and some purple oven mitts so I'm sure you dudes could put something together in time for tonight's game.

Kansas State Basketball / Re: Yes, please.
« on: January 30, 2013, 01:49:05 PM »

So did this Will guy get Frank fired?

I thought you bros owned Texas. Has something changed since I left?

Kansas State Basketball / Re: Phog post of the day
« on: January 30, 2013, 12:36:09 PM »
Trolling the phog isn't even fun anymore. It's kinda like those "hunting trips" that rich hicks take where the just release a bunch of birds from a cage and let the hunters massacre them all, except in the case of phog it's like they just dumped a bunch of butterball turkeys from Dillon's on the ground and were like "here shoot these".

Why is it called Kansas State University? Everyone already knows that Kansas is a state. It's like saying I'm going to go China Country in Asia Continent to pick up some new child slaves. It's just redundant and dumb. It's redumbdant.


It shouldn't. Wichita isn't a real team, so they lack a key criterion for TSC.

Indiana State at home? Explain. It hurt my TSC.

Indiana State has as many wins against ranked teams as KSU and KU combined. I guess their little dicks just get really hard when they see a powerhouse like WSU on the schedule.

“You have to get 10 toes on the ground. You have to get them pointed at the hoop. You have to get your legs into your shot,” Weber said.

This is absolutely true. I only have nine toes and I tried shooting a basketball once and ended up getting my dick caught in a ceiling fan, which is kinda weird because there wasn't even a ceiling fan in the gym.

This thread makes me sad.

Do you think it's too late to organize a PETA protest at the game this weekend?

You obviously LOVE colelge football so much.  Thats Virginia Tech you rough ridin' respect.  I heard those idiot players of yours were debating if WV was even a state.  Really?  #usgeography

I think it is absolutely an embarrassment.  I saw a documentary on Netflix about all of the white people in West Virginia.  First off I think it was entirely ridiculous that they excluded blacks from this documentary, but these people were just ridiculous!  All they did was drugs and crime and even while pregnant!

West Virginia makes me want to throw up.


first off tha was one county n west va, not all white people u tard not to mention wv is a spitting image of is ESP Wichita lol

so your argument is the entire state of WV is WICHITA?       You must have been really good in high school middle school elementar... preschool debate.

Woah woah woah, everybody back the eff up right now. I don't speak gibberish so I can't understand what the inbred Virginians are trying to say but there is no need to badmouth the best city in the state by comparing it to  West Virginia. Wichita invented Spangles, airplane manufacturing, Pizza Hut, Barry Sanders, and is also home to the world-famous Warren Theaters. West Virgina's greatest claim to fame is coal farming so please stop these ridiculous posts. The worst part of Wichita makes the best parts of West Virginia look like a toilet (mostly because all of W. Virginia pretty much looks like a toilet).

I like the idea, but it needs more misspellings. Remember, we're trying to speak to them in their own language.

Also, don't forget to add some shiny stickers. It'll make it look more legit plus the simple-minded mountain folk go bonkers over any shiny objects.

Kansas State Football / Re: I'm Worried About Saturday...
« on: October 17, 2012, 05:15:52 PM »
Guys, my cousin goes to WVU and he said that people there are making pipe bombs and plan to use those to attack KSU fans. I had doubts that my Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) cousin even knew what a pipe bomb was so I asked for some details and he said it's basically just a bunch of hillbillies packing coal into any loose pipes they can find. I don't know if they're going to try to light them on fire or just plan on swinging the coal-filled pipes at you guys but just wanted to give you a heads up.

I opened this thread expecting to find loads of praise being showered all over the backsides of my beloved WUSHOX so color me extremely disappointed.

The mighty SpangleShocks have big time quality wins against Virginia and LSU and near-wins against extremely highly ranked opponents such as UCONN and SDSU. It took horrible officiating and a miracle performance from Kember Walker to allow UCONN to upset WSU and SDSU just got lucky they played WSU on December 4th since that is the anniversary of the Deadly London Smog of 1952 and the WSU players didn't want to disrespect the memory of all those dead Londoners by playing too hard like those insensitive bad person-ish SDSU assholes.

WSU clearly has the most impressive resume of all the Kansas schools at this point in the season and with conference play starting there's not going to be a lot of quality win opportunities for the GAYhawks and MILDcats (see what I did there?! OMG LULZ).

Kansas State Basketball / Re: Hey guys!
« on: January 12, 2011, 05:01:18 PM »
This thread makes Jesus weep.     

Kansas State Football / Re: LOL at a state without a Whataburger.
« on: November 04, 2010, 03:25:25 PM »
OMFG this is the worst thread I've ever seen.   

Anyone that would take a Whataburger over a Spangles should just  :goodbyecruelworld:

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