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Essentially Flyertalk / I need some personal development
« on: February 15, 2012, 07:41:29 PM »
Okay bros, why don't you guys tell me why men don't see me as long-term relationship material.
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Essentially Flyertalk / Do Kansans have a certain aura or look?
« on: February 10, 2012, 10:32:24 AM »
Last night I was at a networking event for young attorneys in Philadelphia.
The first person to walk up to me was also from Kansas. Do we just attract each other? Somehow the other person from Kansas always finds me.
The first person to walk up to me was also from Kansas. Do we just attract each other? Somehow the other person from Kansas always finds me.
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Essentially Flyertalk / OMG COUCH!
« on: October 24, 2011, 08:11:32 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_profilepage&v=KGKnbzTkos8
Would have been better if they burned it at the end.
Would have been better if they burned it at the end.
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Essentially Flyertalk / I'm going on a 4 day bender
« on: October 12, 2011, 05:28:42 PM »
starting tomorrow.
What should I pack?
What should I pack?
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Essentially Flyertalk / Manhattan Man Arrested After Throwing Boa Constrictor
« on: October 02, 2011, 07:53:17 PM »
So apparently this happened:
Manhattan, KAN. (WIBW) -- A bizarre case involving a snake and a sword has left a Manhattan man facing numerous charges.
On Friday, September 23rd at 2 PM, Riley County officers were called to 600 South 8th Street in Manhattan. Friends had called police saying 45-year-old Michael Curnew (whose address is listed as 600 South 8th Street on police reports) had been acting very weird and had thrown a boa constrictor that is kept at the house down on the ground several times, launching it a few feet each time.
When officers went to arrest Curnew for Cruelty to Animals, officials say Curnew threatened them with a large sword, swinging it around.
Police managed to get him in custody and he is now charged with two counts of Aggravated Assault on a Law Enforcement Officer, Obstructing the Legal Process (misdemeanor), Disorderly Conduct, Cruelty to Animals and Criminal Damage to Property because officials say he damaged a window in a police cruiser with his handcuffs in route to jail.
We're told that the animal warden took custody of the boa constrictor.
Manhattan, KAN. (WIBW) -- A bizarre case involving a snake and a sword has left a Manhattan man facing numerous charges.
On Friday, September 23rd at 2 PM, Riley County officers were called to 600 South 8th Street in Manhattan. Friends had called police saying 45-year-old Michael Curnew (whose address is listed as 600 South 8th Street on police reports) had been acting very weird and had thrown a boa constrictor that is kept at the house down on the ground several times, launching it a few feet each time.
When officers went to arrest Curnew for Cruelty to Animals, officials say Curnew threatened them with a large sword, swinging it around.
Police managed to get him in custody and he is now charged with two counts of Aggravated Assault on a Law Enforcement Officer, Obstructing the Legal Process (misdemeanor), Disorderly Conduct, Cruelty to Animals and Criminal Damage to Property because officials say he damaged a window in a police cruiser with his handcuffs in route to jail.
We're told that the animal warden took custody of the boa constrictor.
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Essentially Flyertalk / Fat people pants
« on: September 23, 2011, 06:56:38 PM »
Lot of fat people in the southwest terminal.
Made me think: should people with big stomachs wear their pants below their stomach or around the middle?
I have seen multiple examples of both. Need a second opinion.
Made me think: should people with big stomachs wear their pants below their stomach or around the middle?
I have seen multiple examples of both. Need a second opinion.
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Kansas State Football / Real Miamipak
« on: September 22, 2011, 11:17:53 AM »
Anyone else still going?
I think I am being dragged to powercat gameday. Prob gonna get weird.
I think I am being dragged to powercat gameday. Prob gonna get weird.
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Kansas State Football / Confession (Worst thing I will ever do related)
« on: July 12, 2011, 03:15:20 PM »
I am renting an RV from cruiseamerica and driving to State College in November.
Going all out and embracing my inner Nebraska fan. Going to be incredibly obnoxious about it.
Going all out and embracing my inner Nebraska fan. Going to be incredibly obnoxious about it.
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Essentially Flyertalk / 2011 Gathering of the Juggalos
« on: June 12, 2011, 12:58:51 PM »
Coming soon to Illinois.
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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / So Jake Pullen . . .
« on: April 09, 2011, 03:12:53 PM »
after all he has done is now helping us recruit?? I love him...I love him so much...I love him so much that I would seriously go down on him...I would take it a step further and say that I would honestly enjoy it (and I am not gay I think)..
Have a great weekend everyone...get outside its great out..
T-Y,
EMAWgeddon
Have a great weekend everyone...get outside its great out..
T-Y,
EMAWgeddon
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Essentially Flyertalk / Name my Pony
« on: March 21, 2011, 04:44:11 PM »
What should I name this guy?
Suggestions I have gotten so far:
Denis Clemente
Denis-horse
Equine of Doom
Wabashcannonpony
Raisins McBoogerBubbles
Suggestions I have gotten so far:
Denis Clemente
Denis-horse
Equine of Doom
Wabashcannonpony
Raisins McBoogerBubbles
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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Sticker Fan Destruction
« on: February 20, 2011, 12:19:06 AM »
Out at a bar tonight, I left my group of friends to get a beer from the bar.
This dude slides up next to me at the bar and says something incoherent and slurred to me. I look over and this drunk bad person is wearing a giant jayhawk sticker. The following conversation ensues:
Me: dude, what is that weird bird?
Sticker guy: Yeah girl, we DESTROYED COLORADO TODAY DESTROYED (reaches up hand to give me high five)
Me: you ruined the entire state?
Sticker guy: NO THE #1 TEAM IN THE COUNTRY BEAT COLORADO TODAY
Me: what sport?
Sticker guy: ARE YOU SERIOUS???!!!! THE ONLY SPORT THAT MATTERS COLLEGE BASKETBALL
Me: Oh the #1 team in basketball is that North Carolina?
Sticker guy: Long pause... didn't you see my sticker?
Me: staring and silence
Sticker guy: KANSAS BASKETBALL EVER HEARD OF US ROCK CHALK JAYHAWK
Me:Is your coach Roy?
Sticker guy: silence. KANSAS BASKETBALL WE WON A NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP IN 2008
Me: They don't have national championships in college basketball, only football.
Sticker guy: WHAT THE eff YOU ARE THE DUMBEST PERSON I HAVE EVER MET IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. KANSAS BASKETBALL IS FAMOUS! YOU HAVE TO BE STUPID! WHY ARE YOU SO DUMB?
Me: you're the one making things up here, guy
Sticker guy: eff YOU I HATE YOU KANSAS BASKETBALL IS ALL THAT MATTERS
Sticker guy proceeds to dump over a barstool in rage, scream and run away never to be seen by me again.
This dude slides up next to me at the bar and says something incoherent and slurred to me. I look over and this drunk bad person is wearing a giant jayhawk sticker. The following conversation ensues:
Me: dude, what is that weird bird?
Sticker guy: Yeah girl, we DESTROYED COLORADO TODAY DESTROYED (reaches up hand to give me high five)
Me: you ruined the entire state?
Sticker guy: NO THE #1 TEAM IN THE COUNTRY BEAT COLORADO TODAY
Me: what sport?
Sticker guy: ARE YOU SERIOUS???!!!! THE ONLY SPORT THAT MATTERS COLLEGE BASKETBALL
Me: Oh the #1 team in basketball is that North Carolina?
Sticker guy: Long pause... didn't you see my sticker?
Me: staring and silence
Sticker guy: KANSAS BASKETBALL EVER HEARD OF US ROCK CHALK JAYHAWK
Me:Is your coach Roy?
Sticker guy: silence. KANSAS BASKETBALL WE WON A NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP IN 2008
Me: They don't have national championships in college basketball, only football.
Sticker guy: WHAT THE eff YOU ARE THE DUMBEST PERSON I HAVE EVER MET IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. KANSAS BASKETBALL IS FAMOUS! YOU HAVE TO BE STUPID! WHY ARE YOU SO DUMB?
Me: you're the one making things up here, guy
Sticker guy: eff YOU I HATE YOU KANSAS BASKETBALL IS ALL THAT MATTERS
Sticker guy proceeds to dump over a barstool in rage, scream and run away never to be seen by me again.
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Essentially Flyertalk / One block
« on: February 16, 2011, 06:07:40 PM »
away from this today and I missed it.
Cops and video: Woman hits ped, car and then strips naked
A woman experienced her own version of Philadelphia freedom - but not for long - after she hit a pedestrian at 16th Street and JFK Boulevard last Wednesday, got of our her car, stripped naked and got down on all fours on the sidewalk, according to police and online video of the incident.
The Daily News was looking into the story last week and on Monday, cell phone of the incident was posted on Gawker.
Almost as unusual as the woman and her comments, which include "I'm one with God," "Give me a hug" and "You ain't never seen nobody do it like this," are the comments from bystanders. Those who witnessed the bizarre incident had a variety of true Philly reactions from "Yo. It's too cold for this anyway" to "Stay off the crack" and "Put your clothes on."
According to police, the stripped-down driver is Nakia Watson, 31. Police said Watson was in a dispute with an unknown woman before the incident and tried to run that woman over with her car but missed and hit an innocent bystander. That victim, a 47-year-old woman, was taken to Hahnemann University Hospital in critical condition, police said.
After hitting the pedestrian around 2p.m., Watson then hit a parked car and stripped down nude on the sidewalk proclaiming "I'm free! I did it ... Thank you God!" according to the video and police.
The video, which is not safe for work and includes nudity and profanity, can be seen here http://gawker.com/#!5760282/naked-lady-survives-car-crash-thanks-god-with-butt, on the Gawker website.
Watson, of Norris Street near 19th, was charged with aggravated assault while driving under the influence of intoxicants and related charges.
Cops and video: Woman hits ped, car and then strips naked
A woman experienced her own version of Philadelphia freedom - but not for long - after she hit a pedestrian at 16th Street and JFK Boulevard last Wednesday, got of our her car, stripped naked and got down on all fours on the sidewalk, according to police and online video of the incident.
The Daily News was looking into the story last week and on Monday, cell phone of the incident was posted on Gawker.
Almost as unusual as the woman and her comments, which include "I'm one with God," "Give me a hug" and "You ain't never seen nobody do it like this," are the comments from bystanders. Those who witnessed the bizarre incident had a variety of true Philly reactions from "Yo. It's too cold for this anyway" to "Stay off the crack" and "Put your clothes on."
According to police, the stripped-down driver is Nakia Watson, 31. Police said Watson was in a dispute with an unknown woman before the incident and tried to run that woman over with her car but missed and hit an innocent bystander. That victim, a 47-year-old woman, was taken to Hahnemann University Hospital in critical condition, police said.
After hitting the pedestrian around 2p.m., Watson then hit a parked car and stripped down nude on the sidewalk proclaiming "I'm free! I did it ... Thank you God!" according to the video and police.
The video, which is not safe for work and includes nudity and profanity, can be seen here http://gawker.com/#!5760282/naked-lady-survives-car-crash-thanks-god-with-butt, on the Gawker website.
Watson, of Norris Street near 19th, was charged with aggravated assault while driving under the influence of intoxicants and related charges.
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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Iowa State fans
« on: February 06, 2011, 08:47:34 PM »
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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / They are just giving them away now.
« on: December 13, 2010, 03:13:44 PM »http://www.kuathletics.com/sports/m-baskbl/spec-rel/120210aaa.html
From December 13-17 fans can donate an unopened toy at the Booth Family Hall of Athletics between 10 a.m. and 5 p.m. and receive a voucher for two free tickets to an upcoming men’s and women’s basketball game.
Fans will have the opportunity to choose between the USC, UT-Arlington and UMKC men’s games (limit two tickets per person while supplies last). The voucher is also good for two tickets to the December 19 women’s basketball game vs. SIU Edwardsville
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Essentially Flyertalk / Weird Story (Law School Related) NOW WITH AUDIO
« on: December 01, 2010, 01:40:16 PM »
So my friend from Canada attends law school on the East Coast.
She was telling me about this strange girl in her class.
Highlights include:
1. Interrupted Constitutional Law 1L year to scream about the baby holocaust going on in the United States.
2. Over Christmas break 1L year she bought a one way ticket to London, hopped on the plane with no luggage, only a book bag. And was detained by customs and immediately put on a flight back to the US.
3. Wrote her law review write on submission in poem form.
4. Sent out cover letters to judges in the form of a narrative about her life story.
So this semester this strange girl is taking a class with a blind professor. Since he was blind, she invited her boyfriend (of two weeks) to attend class with her for the last two weeks of the semester.
Today was the last day of class for the semester and as class was ending early, the boyfriend (not in law school) stands up in class and announces that there is one more item and that he is not actually in the class.
The prof starts to get upset, but the guy rambles on about how he won't be upset after he hears what is going to happen.
Then the kid bumbles through some quotes from the bible and love songs and gets down on one knee and proposes to the girl in the middle of class.
Everyone then grabs their book and runs out.
She was telling me about this strange girl in her class.
Highlights include:
1. Interrupted Constitutional Law 1L year to scream about the baby holocaust going on in the United States.
2. Over Christmas break 1L year she bought a one way ticket to London, hopped on the plane with no luggage, only a book bag. And was detained by customs and immediately put on a flight back to the US.
3. Wrote her law review write on submission in poem form.
4. Sent out cover letters to judges in the form of a narrative about her life story.
So this semester this strange girl is taking a class with a blind professor. Since he was blind, she invited her boyfriend (of two weeks) to attend class with her for the last two weeks of the semester.
Today was the last day of class for the semester and as class was ending early, the boyfriend (not in law school) stands up in class and announces that there is one more item and that he is not actually in the class.
The prof starts to get upset, but the guy rambles on about how he won't be upset after he hears what is going to happen.
Then the kid bumbles through some quotes from the bible and love songs and gets down on one knee and proposes to the girl in the middle of class.
Everyone then grabs their book and runs out.
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Essentially Flyertalk / Kirk is #19
« on: October 31, 2010, 10:26:38 PM »
I find it strange there was no mention of olive gardening.
http://www.bachelorsdegree.org/2010/10/27/25-college-presidents-you-should-follow-on-twitter/
http://www.bachelorsdegree.org/2010/10/27/25-college-presidents-you-should-follow-on-twitter/
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Essentially Flyertalk / An Oktoberfest in Manhattan KS??
« on: August 26, 2010, 09:31:42 AM »
http://www.littleappleoktoberfest.com/
Sounds Amazing
Not sure why they made it the same day as Farmageddon though
Sounds Amazing
Not sure why they made it the same day as Farmageddon though
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Essentially Flyertalk / Honorary Kstate Degrees
« on: June 23, 2010, 03:29:32 PM »
Now that the BOR has given Schulz the go ahead
Who should receive the first honorary degree?
Who should receive the first honorary degree?
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