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Essentially Flyertalk / Energy DrinkS!
« on: May 15, 2020, 02:18:12 PM »
Recently I have gotten into the fun and exciting world of 16oz cans of energy drinks. 

Currently, I am tweaked to the absolute max on Reign Carnival Candy.   I love drinking them on an empty stomach because it makes the hair on my neck stand up and my ears tingle.  I am always looking for new ones with more "pizzaz" than this one.  I am welcoming suggestos as to the most powerful ones out there or just a general discussion of how amazing these things make you feel.

GO! :excited:


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Title: Lovid-19

Opening scene:  Aerial shot of Times Square, 11:59 on 12/31/19.  A jubilant Ryan Seacrest counts down to the new year. America is enjoying an economy that offers almost complete employment, businesses are booming and although the country is divided along party lines, the vast majority of the country is looking forward to a new year, and a new decade. A sexy football team from a hearty midwest city had captured the country's hearts as they made a run to being world champions.  The entire county looked forward to a new year that will surely provide enormous opportunity for the young and a comfortable retirement for the smelly boomers.

3....2.....1.....

Scene 2: 1/11/20

Setting:  Trendy Dumbo neighborhood of Brooklyn.

Jared (played by Timberlake) opens his eyes to a bleating alarm.  He yelps as he sees the time, it’s 8:12 he’s already late for his job as a broker at Deutsch bank! 

Montage as he hurries to shower and get dressed (as "Sucker for you" plays).  He gets ready and quickly feeds his bulldog, Jeter, who begs for attention.  He yells "I promise we will go for a nice run to the dog park when I get back!" and throws a tennis ball for the dog as he dashes out the door of his walkup. 

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I think the answer is yes.  For the following reasons:

1.  Other confys are doing it including the very elite/rich/smart ones.
2.  It is just basketball and no one cares
3.  The corona virus seems to be most prevalent in areas where there is poor hand washing and hygiene so Iowa State fans could kill us all
4.  With KSU Cats taking a break from this hobby, would anyone even watch?
5.  With the well heeled Cats fans sitting this tourney out, will downtown businesses go bankrupt with all the hand soap used?
6.  Kellys is about to become ground zero for disgusting coughing/sneezing
7.  Karla and Karl are way too scared to make the drive in from south olathe
8.  What if Korn got the corona?  :ohno:

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / KUNG FLU
« on: January 21, 2020, 01:51:41 PM »

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Kansas State Football / Is the Navy the weirdest of the 5 branches?
« on: December 09, 2019, 04:48:33 PM »
I say yes.  Like, you are just out there on a boat and your white bell bottoms are incredibly yesterday.  Seriously, just let the coast guard do that

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Kansas State Basketball / need game stream
« on: December 07, 2019, 07:34:38 PM »
holding out for a hero

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ITT minnesota cat will use his several decades of pent up old man anger and create a scathing nickname for you.  This is not for the faint of heart as it will be cutting and many many other old men will enjoy a hearty laugh at your expense. 

Only one per customer unless dax wants to pop in and eviscerate you with his own brand of really old/very upset about current events wit.  I will donate $5 to the already completely mission accomplished fatty fest for each one that is really lame.

SD is up first!

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Kansas State Football / Why is the Oklahoma State fanbase so weak?
« on: September 19, 2019, 10:45:09 AM »
I've never met one.  Do they literally not exist?  It seems like the crowds there at their T Boone stadium are pretty quiet and docile.  If you were ranking fanbases are they tied for last with KU?

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Kansas State Football / Where to watch on super stud pirate sites?
« on: August 31, 2019, 05:17:11 PM »
Need a spot where I don't have to sign up for garbage espn whatever.  One of you freaks got some deep web links?

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Essentially Flyertalk / The great debate
« on: July 19, 2019, 03:00:03 PM »
Are you elite (WC) or nah (truly)?

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Ahead of beating UCLA in a bowl but behind beating ATM in a bowl

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Kansas State Football / Kleiman v. Prince - for the reputation of KSU
« on: January 05, 2019, 11:37:48 AM »
All the comparisons to Brown aside (and I acknowledge those are huge and should be at least 50% of how CK is judged) we need to track our new coach versus what Prince did.

The records should closely compared and if CK does not win more (and the same caliber) games, he has to be fired or our university will be branded as super gross and racist.

We will track the performance in this thread.

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Kansas State Football / The Last Supper
« on: November 27, 2018, 07:32:14 PM »
Feels very weird in here.  I hope the next 48 hours goes down in a way that lets everyone be happy/content.


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Essentially Flyertalk / Help Stone and Dlew plan the PPPP
« on: September 10, 2018, 05:07:19 PM »
Dlew and I are going to get together and throw down the Perfect Power Player Pak.  We plan to sit around the boss table making boss moves and need suggestions from the non-dumbasses on the board.

The winner with the best suggesto will get a personalized email from one of our burner accounts and if I like you maybe invited to a portion of the Quad P.

Go

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Kansas State Football / New criminal U: Mississippi State
« on: August 29, 2018, 02:14:49 PM »
I am worried they are so dirty they will sully our rep.  Is it too late to throw some money at these derelicts and have them not come to town?

https://www.cbssports.com/college-football/news/mississippi-state-star-quarterback-nick-fitzgerald-suspended-for-season-opener/


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ITT we will discuss that historic season and post about each game on or around the time it happened.  Feel free to post memories and analysis. 

Here is the schedule for a refresher:

September 5  6:10 PM  Indiana State*  No. 6  KSU Stadium • Manhattan, Kansas   W 66–0    41,728 
September 12  11:30 AM  Northern Illinois*  No. 5  KSU Stadium • Manhattan, Kansas  FSN  W 73–7    41,967 
September 19  2:30 PM  Texas  No. 5  KSU Stadium • Manhattan, Kansas  ABC  W 48–7    43,714 
September 26  1:10 PM  NE Louisiana*  No. 5  KSU Stadium • Manhattan, Kansas   W 62–7    42,029 
October 10  6:00 PM  at No. 14 Colorado  No. 5  Folsom Field • Boulder, Colorado  FSN  W 16–9    51,581 
October 17  2:30 PM  Oklahoma State  No. 4  KSU Stadium • Manhattan, Kansas  ABC  W 52–20    43,694 
October 24  1:10 PM  Iowa State  No. 4  KSU Stadium • Manhattan, Kansas   W 52–7    43,203 
October 31  11:30 AM  at Kansas  No. 4  Memorial Stadium • Lawrence, Kansas (Sunflower Showdown)  FSN  W 54–6    43,000 
November 7  1:00 PM  at Baylor  No. 4  Floyd Casey Stadium • Waco, Texas   W 49–6    38,217 
November 14  2:30 PM  No. 11 Nebraska  No. 2  KSU Stadium • Manhattan, Kansas  ABC  W 40–30    44,298 
November 21  2:30 PM  at No. 19 Missouri  No. 2  Faurot Field • Columbia, Missouri  ABC  W 31–25    68,174 
December 5  2:30 PM  vs. No. 10 Texas A&M  No. 2  Trans World Dome • St. Louis, Missouri (Big 12 Championship)  ABC  L 33–36 2OT   60,798 
December 29  7:00 PM  vs. Purdue*  No. 4  Alamodome • San Antonio, Texas (Alamo Bowl)  ESPN  L 34–37    60,780 
*Non-conference game..
#Rankings from AP Poll. All times are in Central Time. 

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Kansas State Football / Barnes, McCoy, Warmack = BMW
« on: May 26, 2018, 04:11:15 PM »
We got a 3 headed hot rod monster

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Wacky's World / Best crab 'goons in town?
« on: March 21, 2018, 10:05:10 PM »
I am craving

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Kansas State Football / Will the UCLA Bruins do anything to win?
« on: December 22, 2017, 12:38:12 PM »
Seems like a super dirty sports program.  Pretty sure they will do anything to beat us in this bowl game

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Kansas State Football / Ucla: AMA
« on: December 03, 2017, 08:54:44 PM »
I have met multiple UCLA grads, I'm an expert on this upcoming bowl opponent.  AMA

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We agree that showdown name is as lame as a ku FOIA request so let's fix it.

I'll capture the gritty rural nature of como v the agrarian roots of Lawrence

Methers versus Heifers

Our game is oscar v the bears or hey we both suck

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Kansas State Football / LHC Bill Snyder Compliment Sammie thread
« on: October 07, 2017, 10:50:57 PM »
Bread: you were a old coordinator and took a chance on the worst college football team in the country.  You recruited super crappy small town white dudes, made them awesome, and then good players from Texas came here.  You were a super mean dick to some of the best young coaches in the nation.  But they were still on your staff.  We were super close to 2 natty runs. Your special teams blocked kicks and scored points.  It was as fun as I have had in my life.  And you have a highway named after you.

Meat:  You never win big games anymore.  You love your fellow old coordinators and it is killing us.  The special teams haven't blocked a kick in forever.  Your sideline literally looks lost and we get penalized like every series.  When it comes down to clutch time, I actually think the other coach has the advantage. 

Bread: you are a legend and you pretend to work super late.

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ITT we post stories of our irl encounters where we chop it up with country music elites and laugh at the commuter college they share an area code with.

Carrie and Mike F, we having a great time

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Kansas State Football / K-State's audition for the SEC?
« on: September 11, 2017, 01:50:44 PM »
So I was crushing some Mac 18yo this weekend with a bro who is very plugged into the SEC circles.  He got a little pak'd and admitted that the SEC is getting sick and tired of Vanderbilt being so insanely shitty at football.  We have known that the SEC covets KSU's ability to pound other school's faces in at the sport of football.  He admitted that many an SEC school Prez/Chanc watched us plant our foot in Texas A&M's bad person and wear them for like boot while simultaneously kicking their other asses on national tv.  Bottomline is if we punish Vandy like we can, we might have to consider if we want to accept an invite to take Vanderbilt's place and play in their smelly inbred conference.

I would be against it but...being in the same conf as ku is getting embarrassing.

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This thread will prove he isn't just a nice old man hired to get along with LHC Bill Snyder and get a nice check off of KSU as he drifts off into retirement but instead is aggressively improving our athletic department in the area of facilities and wins.

Everyone is invited to post as I might not be able to keep up with this mover/shaker as he improves KSU athletics winning percentage and definitely doesn't just be nice to bill and cash a huge check.

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