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Essentially Flyertalk / cologne thread: what is your scent?
« on: September 22, 2023, 08:54:08 PM »
After the depp commercial I am rocking Sauvauge.

What do you guys musk up with?

Friends, as I near this previously unimaginable milestone, I have to say, as a now retired oligarch due to my wealth from this board, what was it all about? 

What was it for?  It started as the hottest, sexiest, most scoopiest college sports blog in history.  We made headlines, enemies, friends and lovers.

We made history and an absolute BOATLOAD of money.  Like bags.

 stevedave has so many ALUMINUM youth baseball bats that he will be invited to Williamsport this year.

Pete owns half of a northern state that doesn't suck. 

KK travels to more exotic locations than the Kardashians. 

Saul also travels like Lebron on the break but only to see international soccer fights while drinking every micro beer that has ever been brewed. 

Clams owns a pair of air jordans worn by jesus himself in a pickup game against the romans (went for 32/9/12).

Trim is so mysterious he has to be mad rich.

But I digress.

ITT I want every great memory of the best trolls (clams owning arkansas), gifs (chunkles and all the other great ones), youtubes, paks (Vegas pak starts at the top but I will entertain all others) and board FIGHTS.

I will consider this thread a free flow fun trip down memory lane but if we want start categories someone should do that but I am too busy spending (laundering) the gE rev that I am not sure I can mod that.

Ok, go.  I will try and time my 50,000th post to be in this thread. 

After taking a well deserved decade long break our marketing staff is casting about for a lunker of a sponsorship partnership with one EMAWS beloved championship sports programs. 

chicken livers = bullhead catfish

Not since your fearless leaders got a poster board signed by CK and Pullen then got derided (undeservedly) for having too much fun at a Catbacker event has gE undertaken such a bold and daring marketing endeavor.

If they win tonight easily the greatest elite program of any of our lifetimes right?

Other Sports (Tiger's Back) / Jack "The Wildcat" Vanier
« on: February 12, 2023, 09:54:01 AM »
RIP big money player. 

Can someone explain?  Hiring alums that we turned down to coach, copying our colors, copying the curled finger hand signs to flash at games?

It's played out and now our game is being hailed as the biggest in their program's history.

I don't understand

Kansas State Football / Mizzou fan interactions
« on: September 09, 2022, 04:16:45 PM »
So I won't be able to make it to the ville to smack these fools around tonight because I am DD'ing for the frat.  Being a pledge is weak man

But, I was getting ready to fill up the ol Silverado at Daras when an older couple pulled up in a smaller cadillac.  Missouri tags, the lame tiger tale hanging out of the trunk, flags, all the lame crap. 

They put the pump in and waddled inside.  I immediately grabbed the pump, stretched it over to my truck, filled it up to the tune of $68.71

From what I remember we have always owned the University of Missouri tigers in football.  Usually our physical brand of football coupled with speed at the skill positions was too much for them and most wins were "going away".

Now that they are in the SEC maybe they have recruited better and they will provide us a test as we prepare for Big 12 play.  In my mind, this is really a perfect "tune up" game where we won't be in danger of losing and can experiment with some things, get our 3-deep some time against a P-5 team and really get on the same page for the brutal Big 12 slate.

I am planning on going and will be sitting with the Dr. and some of our bros.

Essentially Flyertalk / smores
« on: May 07, 2022, 12:03:56 AM »
fire pit season fools

Kansas State Football / Horns
« on: November 21, 2021, 01:44:29 PM »

Kansas State Football / Do we need a nickname for Landry Weber?
« on: October 07, 2021, 01:12:30 PM »
I will propose "Houndstooth"

Kansas State Football / Welcome goEMAW's newest intern Jaren Kanak
« on: June 25, 2021, 04:39:47 PM »
I would like to be the first to welcome Mr. Kanak aboard should he accept our generous compensation package.

It is obvious they want to be in a rivalry with us but with the current ongoing west coast rivalries with USC and UCLA do we need another one?  The Cardinals seem to be mostly regional so I don't know a lot about them.  Maybe someone with more info can weigh in.

Essentially Flyertalk / The Stone Summer things that metal rock thread
« on: April 27, 2021, 04:12:23 PM »
cutoff jorts 2 with topsiders

Kansas State Football / Pres. Richard Myers is so small time
« on: March 24, 2021, 02:41:46 PM »
Go back to North Dakota bro

Kansas State Football / Tips on overlooking KU more than currently
« on: September 26, 2020, 06:19:39 PM »
Have serveral well placed friends in our EMAW AD who are telling me they are overlooking KU the way Lewis and Clark overlooked the Missouri River but I’m struggling to find a way to just completely overlook that game.  Do I schedule a trip to a place with no internet?  Do I take the Cats by 100 and bet life savings/every farm?  Do I tear down the goalposts at the hill place and throw them in that pond tonight?

Tips.  TIA

Essentially Flyertalk / Energy DrinkS!
« on: May 15, 2020, 02:18:12 PM »
Recently I have gotten into the fun and exciting world of 16oz cans of energy drinks. 

Currently, I am tweaked to the absolute max on Reign Carnival Candy.   I love drinking them on an empty stomach because it makes the hair on my neck stand up and my ears tingle.  I am always looking for new ones with more "pizzaz" than this one.  I am welcoming suggestos as to the most powerful ones out there or just a general discussion of how amazing these things make you feel.

GO! :excited:

Title: Lovid-19

Opening scene:  Aerial shot of Times Square, 11:59 on 12/31/19.  A jubilant Ryan Seacrest counts down to the new year. America is enjoying an economy that offers almost complete employment, businesses are booming and although the country is divided along party lines, the vast majority of the country is looking forward to a new year, and a new decade. A sexy football team from a hearty midwest city had captured the country's hearts as they made a run to being world champions.  The entire county looked forward to a new year that will surely provide enormous opportunity for the young and a comfortable retirement for the smelly boomers.


Scene 2: 1/11/20

Setting:  Trendy Dumbo neighborhood of Brooklyn.

Jared (played by Timberlake) opens his eyes to a bleating alarm.  He yelps as he sees the time, it’s 8:12 he’s already late for his job as a broker at Deutsch bank! 

Montage as he hurries to shower and get dressed (as "Sucker for you" plays).  He gets ready and quickly feeds his bulldog, Jeter, who begs for attention.  He yells "I promise we will go for a nice run to the dog park when I get back!" and throws a tennis ball for the dog as he dashes out the door of his walkup. 

I think the answer is yes.  For the following reasons:

1.  Other confys are doing it including the very elite/rich/smart ones.
2.  It is just basketball and no one cares
3.  The corona virus seems to be most prevalent in areas where there is poor hand washing and hygiene so Iowa State fans could kill us all
4.  With KSU Cats taking a break from this hobby, would anyone even watch?
5.  With the well heeled Cats fans sitting this tourney out, will downtown businesses go bankrupt with all the hand soap used?
6.  Kellys is about to become ground zero for disgusting coughing/sneezing
7.  Karla and Karl are way too scared to make the drive in from south olathe
8.  What if Korn got the corona?  :ohno:

The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / KUNG FLU
« on: January 21, 2020, 01:51:41 PM »

Kansas State Football / Is the Navy the weirdest of the 5 branches?
« on: December 09, 2019, 04:48:33 PM »
I say yes.  Like, you are just out there on a boat and your white bell bottoms are incredibly yesterday.  Seriously, just let the coast guard do that

Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / need game stream
« on: December 07, 2019, 07:34:38 PM »
holding out for a hero

ITT minnesota cat will use his several decades of pent up old man anger and create a scathing nickname for you.  This is not for the faint of heart as it will be cutting and many many other old men will enjoy a hearty laugh at your expense. 

Only one per customer unless dax wants to pop in and eviscerate you with his own brand of really old/very upset about current events wit.  I will donate $5 to the already completely mission accomplished fatty fest for each one that is really lame.

SD is up first!

Kansas State Football / Why is the Oklahoma State fanbase so weak?
« on: September 19, 2019, 10:45:09 AM »
I've never met one.  Do they literally not exist?  It seems like the crowds there at their T Boone stadium are pretty quiet and docile.  If you were ranking fanbases are they tied for last with KU?

Kansas State Football / Where to watch on super stud pirate sites?
« on: August 31, 2019, 05:17:11 PM »
Need a spot where I don't have to sign up for garbage espn whatever.  One of you freaks got some deep web links?

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