- Ertz! This guy is
pretty good, you guys! 7 for 8, some good runs, and BLEEDING ELBOWS!
- Wide receivers! Only one comically bad drop
- Charles Jones almost rough ridin' up a touchdown! Now he won't play as much
- The defense! They controlled all but one drive through the entire game! That's 27 minutes of great defensive football! And a shutout!
- Penalties! Only one, and it was BS. No pre-snap penalties for the entire half/game!
- Delton! This guy has passed Bazooka Joe, apparently, and I love it. He even threw a few times and it wasn't as bad as Sams!
- 30 minute games! The NCAA should look into this for all games moving forward.
- Cats! We're good! Wow!