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Essentially Flyertalk / Knives
« on: March 20, 2023, 02:18:21 PM »
Hi friends, let's talk knife sets.  What you got?

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Essentially Flyertalk / Fresno CA
« on: September 06, 2022, 10:52:11 AM »
Need some super insidery tips for Fresno please. 

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Essentially Flyertalk / Full new set of pots and pans
« on: November 02, 2015, 04:26:13 PM »
What brand/type? 

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Essentially Flyertalk / Breckenridge in the summer
« on: July 15, 2015, 10:55:28 AM »
Things to do, places to eat - go! TIA

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Essentially Flyertalk / Best dinner venue in MHK on Wed night?
« on: June 18, 2014, 12:19:43 PM »
Just wondering. TIA

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Essentially Flyertalk / XOCOLATETHUNDARR!!!!!!
« on: May 17, 2014, 03:12:34 PM »

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Essentially Flyertalk / Felix, you selling a fish tank?
« on: November 01, 2013, 11:15:05 AM »

Angry Fish Tank Guy
Posted at: 2013-06-10 13:08:26 | 385 comments | Add Comment
Original ad:
55 gallon tank great condition.no scratches. comes with filter. $125. 484-***-****. CALL ME ONLY - NO EMAILS. 484-***-****
From Me to Felix *********:

Hey,

That fish tank is beautiful. I must have it! Is it still for sale?

Mike

From Felix ********* to Me:

CALL THE NUMBER

From Me to Felix *********:

What number?

From Felix ********* to Me:

484-***-****

From Me to Felix *********:

I just called that number and nobody answered.

From Felix ********* to Me:

i never heard it ring. call again and leave a message if no answer.

From Me to Felix *********:

I just called again. Nobody picked up so I went to leave you a message, but it said your voicemail was full.

From Felix ********* to Me:

my voicemail isnt full the phone never rang. are you calling the right number? 484-***-****

From Me to Felix *********:

I just called the number again and I got a fax machine noise. Is there a trick to dialing your number?

From Felix ********* to Me:

what trick??? its a phone number you just dial it!

From Me to Felix *********:

Are you sure you didn't give me the number to a fax machine? Would you rather communicate through fax? That would actually be easier for me.

From Felix ********* to Me:

NO!

From Me to Felix *********:

I wasn't sure what to do, so I sent you a fax. Did you get it?

From Felix ********* to Me:

DONT SEND ME A FAX

From Felix ********* to Me:

STOP SENDING ME FAXES

From Felix ********* to Me:

SERIOUSLY STOP TRYOING TO SEND FAX! IT WONT WORK BECAUSE ITS A CELL PHONE!!!

From Me to Felix *********:

Can't you just set your cell phone to fax machine mode?

From Felix ********* to Me:

what the hell is fax machine mode? cell phones dont have that!

From Felix ********* to Me:

OMG dude ENOUGH WITH THE FAXES!!!!!!

From Me to Felix *********:

Sorry, I set the fax machine to try sending the fax every fifteen minutes until it goes through. It was the office fax machine and I already left for the weekend. Can this wait until Monday?

From Felix ********* to Me:

NO IT CANT WAIT UNTIL MONDAY ARE YOU rough ridin' KIDDING ME

From Felix ********* to Me:

GO BACK TO YOUR OFFICE AND CANCEL IT RIGHT NOW

From Me to Felix *********:

My apologies, I can't go back. I'm at the airport and my flight to Vancouver leaves in an hour and a half. I'll cancel the fax on Monday when I get back.

From Felix ********* to Me:

HEY! NO! eff THAT YOU BETTER FIND A WAY AND CANCEL THIS crap RIGHT NOW!!!! CALL SOMEBODY AT THE OFFICE MAKE THEM DO IT I'M rough ridin' SERIOUS

From Me to Felix *********:

Nobody is at the office, it is 6:30! Actually, you know what? The janitor might be there. We are pretty good friends. Do you want me to contact him?

From Felix ********* to Me:

YES

From Me to Felix *********:

Okay, I gave him your info. He's going to call you shortly. I'm on the plane now and they are making us turn our cell phones off for takeoff. Good luck!

From Felix ********* to Me:

DONT HAVE HIM CALL ME YOU IDIOT JUST HAVE HIM CANCEL THE FAX

From Me to Felix *********:

This is an automated out-of-office reply from Mike Partlow:

I will be out of the office on vacation in Canada until Monday, June 10th. I will not be checking my emails until I return. Have a great weekend, eh?

From Felix ********* to Me:

GOD DAMMIT

From Me to Felix *********:

This is an automated out-of-office reply from Mike Partlow:

I will be out of the office on vacation in Canada until Monday, June 10th. I will not be checking my emails until I return. Have a great weekend, eh?

===================================

I made another email account as Dave the Janitor...

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From Dave the Janitor to Felix *********:

Hi there! Is this Felix? Mike told me to contact you about buying a fish tank. I'm Dave, the janitor at Mike's office. I tried calling the number he gave me but it sounded like a fax machine or something, so I am emailing you instead.

From Felix ********* to Dave the Janitor:

yeah hi dave here's the situation. mike has no idea how phones work and tried to send a fax to my phone using the fax machine at his office. now my phone is getting a call from the fax machine every 15 minutes. he said you can cancel the fax?

From Dave the Janitor to Felix *********:

Mike didn't mention anything about a fax machine to me. He told me to buy a fish tank from you and he'd get it from me on Monday.

From Felix ********* to Dave the Janitor:

oh jesus christ...no... he was supposed to tell you to cancel the fax that keeps calling my phone. are you at his office? can you stop the fax?

From Dave the Janitor to Felix *********:

So you aren't selling the fish tank?

From Felix ********* to Dave the Janitor:

look forget the fish tank just stop the fax machine, PLEASE!!

From Dave the Janitor to Felix *********:

Why are you so worried about this fax machine? Can't you just turn your cell phone to fax mode?

From Felix ********* to Dave the Janitor:

that isnt a thing! look im done screwing around here. just stop the fax machine, ok?

From Dave the Janitor to Felix *********:

Tell you what, I'll cancel the fax machine if you drop the price on the fish tank to $75.

From Felix ********* to Dave the Janitor:

look im in no mood to haggle with a janitor over a rough ridin' fish tank.

From Dave the Janitor to Felix *********:

Excuse me? "with a janitor?" What is that supposed to mean? What if I had a fancy rich person job as an investment banker? Would you haggle with me then? I don't like your condescending tone, buddy. I know being a janitor isn't the most desirable job, but I gotta put food on the table for my kids somehow! Sorry I'm not an astronaut with a degree in brain surgery! You're in no mood to argue with a janitor? Well guess what? I am in no mood to turn off fax machines for a rude, snobby, patronizing fish tank owner!

From Felix ********* to Dave the Janitor:

i didnt mean to insult you. i like janitors. im sorry! can you please just turn off the fax machine!

From Dave the Janitor to Felix *********:

Fine. But I am telling Mike what you said to me and I don't think he will want to buy a fish tank from you after that. Are you this rude to your fish? Oh I'm Felix! Sorry, I'm in no mood to feed a goldfish! Maybe if you were a $500 Blueface Angel fish I would feed you.

From Felix ********* to Dave the Janitor:

......are you done?

From Dave the Janitor to Felix *********:

Yes, I stopped the fax. Sorry it took me so long to figure out how to cancel it. I'm just a janitor. What do I know about fax machines? I don't have a fancy degree in fax machine engineering.

From Felix ********* to Dave the Janitor:

yeah yeah.... thats enough. thanks bye


===================================

A few days later, from my original email account...

===================================

From Me to Felix *********:

Felix,

I just got back from Canada to find out you were belittling my janitor? Dave is one of the best janitors I have ever had the pleasure of working with, so you better watch your mouth. You think you are better than him or something? Big words coming from a guy who doesn't even own a fax machine. You can forget about me buying your fish tank!

Mike

From Felix ********* to Me:

good because im not selling anything to a stupid eff who cant even figure out how to dial a phone number!!!!!!!

From Me to Felix *********:

Please, stop harassing me and Dave. You've done enough. Leave us alone.

From Felix ********* to Me:

oh im harassing YOU? the dumbass who sets a fax to send me every 15 minutes and then LEAVES THE rough ridin' COUNTRY? you know how many times that fax machine called me you stupid piece of crap you have the nerve to say IM harassing YOU? go eff yourself you rough ridin' fuckhead!!!!!!

From Me to Felix *********:

This is an automated out-of-office reply from Mike Partlow:

Hola! I will be on vacation in Mexico until Monday, June 17th and will not be checking my email until I return. Adios, amigos!

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Essentially Flyertalk / Elite gE Wichita pak
« on: July 20, 2013, 01:30:40 PM »
Pm for details

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Essentially Flyertalk / Cheesecake
« on: February 19, 2013, 12:43:46 PM »
Is there anything more amazing than cheesecake?  The answer is no.  Just had my third piece for the day. 

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So now that the season is over and Harps already graduated, can we start giving him free pizza at Avivo?

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Kansas State Football / I think it is time to ask the question
« on: November 11, 2012, 11:14:12 AM »
Is this the best team college football has ever seen? 

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Kansas State Football / PK
« on: November 05, 2012, 03:18:20 PM »
 :ohno:

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Essentially Flyertalk / Kc plaza pak?
« on: April 13, 2012, 08:27:45 PM »
Peek

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Essentially Flyertalk / Anyone else having a horrible day
« on: March 01, 2012, 03:02:32 PM »
My rough ridin' god. 

 :drink:

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Kansas State Football / TT-ISU
« on: October 29, 2011, 06:54:22 PM »
Jesus Christ TT, really?  You are killing my pick'em league.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Italy
« on: October 26, 2011, 02:03:48 PM »
Advice, recommendations, etc.  Go! 

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Quote from: Rob Cassidy
robcassidy22 Rob Cassidy
Kansas State, unranked in the USA Today/ESPN Coaches' Poll, received two votes. Also receiving two votes? Long Beach State. #LBC

Quote from: Rob Cassidy
robcassidy22 Rob Cassidy
Baylor's Scott Drew is one of the 31 head coaches with a vote in the poll. I'm betting one of the #KState votes came from him.

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Kansas State Football / Pinkel Snyder exchange
« on: October 08, 2011, 11:46:35 PM »
So what did that piece of crap say at the end of the game hand shake?  Anyone else see this? 

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Kansas State Football / +2.5
« on: October 02, 2011, 05:46:40 PM »
nm

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Kansas State Football / -15.5
« on: September 11, 2011, 08:20:46 PM »
nm

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Kansas State Football / MOAMOAP
« on: September 03, 2011, 10:38:25 AM »
Forget about the silly little mini-pak in Mancrappinen.  The REAL pak today is in Wichita.



 :comeatme: :ksu:

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Essentially Flyertalk / Anyone coming to Wichita from MHK today?
« on: May 25, 2011, 09:50:10 AM »
If so, please bring two or three of these.  Please have the texas toast put in a separate container.  Fries for the side.  $100 paid on delivery, pm for delivery details.  TIA.  



So Long Saloon specials

5.25.2011
Wednesday, May 25

Steak Marinara Melt

Tender chopped sirloin on Texas
toast with homemade marinara and
a melted mozzarella, parmesan and
jack cheese mix. Served with your
choice of sides.

$8.75
Posted by admin at 9:11 AM

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Essentially Flyertalk / Daris!
« on: May 04, 2011, 02:50:16 PM »
Daris' son just killin it.  (possible gang member also) 





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Essentially Flyertalk / Sexy Sax Man
« on: March 30, 2011, 11:12:49 AM »

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / +1
« on: March 18, 2011, 09:00:33 AM »
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