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Kansas State Football / Hello! From a Razorback fan...
« on: December 05, 2011, 08:22:31 PM »
Hi, all you Kansas State fans!
Question: Why is your state motto in Latin? From what I understand you guys barely speak English!
Fact: Youre called "Bleeding Kansas" because you're a bunch of menstruating pussies!
Look, I found your mascot!
Here is a tip(useful information) for the team.....Before you guys load up grandma(LHC Bill Snyder) and head down to Dallas looking like a bunch of Beverly hillbillies make sure you have plenty of MonkeyButt chowder(any chowder that keeps the fat on your legs from rubbing itself) so your pussies don't get raw from chasing Joe Adams around on punt returns. Btw(By the way) it would be better if you guys tried your best because if you don't, your fans will think you're watching a really lop sided basketball game and try to fire your better-than-average basketball coach which would ruin your only chances of having a decent sport team this year.
Here is a tip(advice) for the fans(you people that cry at halftime)...Before you leave the farm(a hole dug in the ground that keeps your safe from tornadoes) please make sure you give explicit(really good) instructions to the Mexicans working your land not to steal your eight track player and your vhs tapes. Those are gonna be worth something some day. Also, delete all the child porn from your computers(the device you hide behind when talking crap and masterbating while you're on the internet), we don't need that crap here in America.
Thanks for playing,
SuckmyHog
Question: Why is your state motto in Latin? From what I understand you guys barely speak English!
Fact: Youre called "Bleeding Kansas" because you're a bunch of menstruating pussies!
Look, I found your mascot!
Here is a tip(useful information) for the team.....Before you guys load up grandma(LHC Bill Snyder) and head down to Dallas looking like a bunch of Beverly hillbillies make sure you have plenty of MonkeyButt chowder(any chowder that keeps the fat on your legs from rubbing itself) so your pussies don't get raw from chasing Joe Adams around on punt returns. Btw(By the way) it would be better if you guys tried your best because if you don't, your fans will think you're watching a really lop sided basketball game and try to fire your better-than-average basketball coach which would ruin your only chances of having a decent sport team this year.
Here is a tip(advice) for the fans(you people that cry at halftime)...Before you leave the farm(a hole dug in the ground that keeps your safe from tornadoes) please make sure you give explicit(really good) instructions to the Mexicans working your land not to steal your eight track player and your vhs tapes. Those are gonna be worth something some day. Also, delete all the child porn from your computers(the device you hide behind when talking crap and masterbating while you're on the internet), we don't need that crap here in America.
Thanks for playing,
SuckmyHog