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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Kim Carnes

« on: September 14, 2012, 06:49:28 PM »

I am coming for your crap

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Kansas State Football / the fire burns greatly in our favor

« on: August 31, 2012, 02:03:41 PM »

fellow kansas state observers; please do not believe anything the mask has to say; he does not bless you the way i'll bless you; he is evil; more evil than jeans; the mask says he has no family other than kstate; he is very wrong; he is my brother; anyways back to the matter at hand; i think our defense will actually improve this year from last; i hope we win lots of games; and i believe that with my blessing we will do good; thanks; i must leave; until next week; I AM KOMO

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Kansas State Football / Chris Harper

« on: June 27, 2012, 08:15:23 PM »

He is a good football player and I hope he can develope a sexy touchdown dance. WHYYYY YOU ASK?!?!?! because he will be there lots this seasonzs I AM KOMO

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Kansas State Football / I can feel the warmth

« on: June 14, 2012, 01:19:13 PM »

It is summer, it is hot. It is day, then it is night. I have been preparing for the upcoming football season by donating blood. I will donate my time and energy to the success of this upcoming football season. To put a long story short, I think Allen Chapman will have a pretty good season. WBU? I AM KOMO

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Kansas State Football / Who will be our DITR breakout athlete this season 2012

« on: May 31, 2012, 01:34:43 PM »

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Komo has changed: Opinions on my LADYFRIEND?

« on: May 09, 2012, 02:14:49 PM »

She is from UKRAINE. SHE only drinks vodka. I once kissed her, she bit my tongue off and spit it out. YA shes hardcore 

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Question for you DROIDS: Is my ladyfriend worthy of being an honory KSTATRIOT?

« on: May 09, 2012, 02:13:36 PM »

She is absolutely delightful. She makes the best pasta salad I have ever had.  She once met fanning, she said and I quote " HE is the most interesting and charming man" I BLEED SCOTCH

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Essentially Flyertalk / She has the ring...

« on: May 07, 2012, 02:03:15 PM »

Komo did indeed propose April 24th.. IT was a glorious day.. MY lady is now in her home country: THE UKRAINE. She doesn't glow in the dark, KOMO will settle down no more strange women in nightclubs.

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Kansas State Football / Tysyn Hartman: Forever in my heart

« on: May 07, 2012, 01:59:52 PM »

Tysyn, you were a pleasure to watch. At night as you sat alone I was the stranger thinking about you. Your initials are forever carved in my flesh. MY shrine is nearly complete. I would massage this man with oils and foreign cream. I AM KOMO

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / THe Time is coming near fanning has gave his approval...

« on: March 12, 2012, 01:37:15 PM »

As fake pattys become more crazy is stayed sober basking in my wildcat pride.. I introduce my filly to Fanning and she is stunned! She will go back to Ukraine talking to everyone of his greatness.. Going to tie the knot

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Play with me

« on: March 09, 2012, 01:34:47 PM »

Just p-l-a-y with me and you will forever be blessed; I am on the sauce not just for you but for all that is around us; Have a good weekend; Get faked out; I am komo 

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / It must be done!

« on: February 27, 2012, 11:29:09 AM »

Will, you are a disgrace. You are a disgrace to everybody who reads the delightful goEMAW boards. You are not a good basketball player. You suck. You are smelly and not adorable. You are also white, yuck. We need to sacrifice you to the EMAW gods. This is for the better and I think we can both agree on such a thing. You are Will, BUT I AM KOMO. I am komo. komo; j;

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / oaklihomeah state and that ford guy who is their coach

« on: January 20, 2012, 11:30:02 AM »

With our big match-up with the cowboys tomorrow{}{}{} I hoope we can pull one out much like a ford truck would pull out a horse who is like stuck in mud (ford joke hehe){}{}{}{} I feel that I will bless the time much like I pulled the football team to the AT&T with my blessings{}{}{}{} I really feel and hope our defense improves with the loss of JO and that LeBryan Nash will get shut down {}{}{}because he is a uber'' pussy{}{}{} I hope we beat them much like a garbage disposal would destory a hand{}{}{} Lets get back to the Junkyard doberman style {}{}{} I AM KOMO
KOMO

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / My second coming has arrived!

« on: January 20, 2012, 11:24:00 AM »

I have put on the mask and the KOMO-time is here and now; I have taken a leave of absence to restore the order and to restore my power; My partner and pet cat jeans is still in the bottomless pit to configure what his plans for the site are; after burning down his house and sleeping with his mother-in-law; things are now quite apparent that we are friends; that I should not be mumped with; I guess; Anyways I AM KOMO; I like this site and ; ! ``~`` hope to become a valuable member of not only the goEMAW world but ; a good guy or force in the universe; I AM KOMO and if you are still reading this then infact you are a believer or infact you are bored as eff at work or something; I AM KOMO

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Kansas State Football / Kleins awakening

« on: December 22, 2011, 03:20:15 PM »

The things Collin has done for the cats this year has been remarkable. But be prepared because the best is yet to come... HE will single handedly destroy the razorbacks and leave their toothless women in awe.... I am KOMO

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Komo will be in aggeville tonight

« on: December 16, 2011, 03:23:49 PM »

Starting at the shot stop then making my way to kites.... Might even run into Winters he pours a nice glass of red wine. I am Komo

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Delightful

« on: December 16, 2011, 03:18:36 PM »

Jeans is an absolutely delightful cat and absolutely loves chocklate chip cookies  I am KOMO

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Jeans will be stopped

« on: December 15, 2011, 02:05:05 PM »

Jeans the terrifying cat  took things to a whole new level... He was found passed out in a sleezy gentlements club wearing an arkansas T-Shirt..... He was bragging to their toothless women about how soft his paws are. He then went on to sleep with them in their trailer park homes... All of you who are tired of this nonsense join the quest to stop him... I am the KOMO!!! 

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Kansas State Football / The blessing is nearly complete....

« on: December 15, 2011, 02:00:51 PM »

I would like to thank all of my followers who have stuck by me throughout the year.... I am sorry to those who questioned me on my journey to bring us to a 10-2 season. Although we didn't get a bcs bid it was stilll a success.... We were undefeated in games that I atteneded so thats kinda cool... Fanning was a delight to tailgate with and makes one of the best drinks I've had in 30 years... Trim is a humble human being... That  is all I am KOMO I will always be KOMO... See you in my second coming... Arkansas will die at the rim of hell where they throw the best parties January 6th.. KOMO

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Jeans: A menace to all K-State Fans

« on: December 12, 2011, 02:05:40 PM »

ATTENTION TO ALL: Jeans the Cat needs to be stopped. Those of you who do not know him Jeans is a cat that lives in Maple Hill Kansas. He was once an innocent animal who enjoyed a good time. However, he is now a menace to society. Remember not all cats are playful and cuddly. Some cats, such as Jeans, sleep with their friends mothers, abuse catnip and often participate in other illicit activity. It gets worse though. After one long night of gallivanting around town Jeans ditches his friends to have sex with prostitutes in Aggieville. He was found covered in blood with needles in his arms. He proceeded to hiss and spit all over Winters.  Then in retaliation Komo and Winters both made passionate love to his human girlfriend. Trim then left a nasty voice mail for Fanning.

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Kansas State Football / Paul Rhodes

« on: December 02, 2011, 03:40:40 PM »

Happy Mothers Day you proud eff

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Kansas State Football / Mike Gundy

« on: November 04, 2011, 09:24:36 AM »

You are like 44 or 45 now eff YOU

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Kansas State Football / The candle is damp

« on: November 01, 2011, 02:31:13 PM »

Tears have been placed on my candlestick in which it is now damp I want to win again so this fire is hot and blazing with blessed pride I think that if this is to happen we must not cry on candles anymore We must bless with our pride and sacrifice our mothers We should actually sacrifice tate though I mean seriously It would bring some good luck Well i think that OKIE LITE might beat us and i am sorry but if we win the candle wont be damp it will be bright

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Kansas State Football / This all started with me

« on: October 24, 2011, 01:20:23 PM »

I blessed us with pride before the miami game and ever since then My name is KOMO and I will bless all the way

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Kansas State Football / You have my blessing

« on: October 21, 2011, 03:54:58 PM »

Let us piss in their faces as we beat them tomorrow