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Kansas State Football / Topography Smack 2015: Week 4 - Oklahoma State

« on: September 28, 2015, 10:00:34 AM »

Manhattan (Tuttle Creek State Park):



Stillwater (Lake McMurtry):

(are these rocks having sex or do I have a problem?)

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Kansas State Football / Topography Smack 2015: Week 3 - Louisiana Technical University

« on: September 15, 2015, 02:51:05 PM »

MHK Airport:


Ruston, Louisiana Airport:


Ts & Ps are with the players that have to fly in and out of that airport/pasture. 

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Kansas State Football / Topography Smack 2015: Week 2 - University of Texas at San Antonio

« on: September 09, 2015, 10:54:36 AM »

My suspicions that the UTSA campus is just a commuter school wasteland have been confirmed. 

K-State:



UTSA:


Lord help these poors.

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Kansas State Football / Topography Smack 2015: Week 1 - South Dakota

« on: August 31, 2015, 04:37:39 PM »

It's that time of year again!  (The Junction City smackoff was good, but shant replace this thread theme)

Manhattan, KS:


Vermillion, SD:

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Kansas State Football / Topography Smack 2014: Week 9 - TCU

« on: November 05, 2014, 06:55:06 AM »

MHK:
 


Fart Worth:
 

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Kansas State Football / Topography Smack 2014: Week 8 - Okie St

« on: October 29, 2014, 02:33:08 PM »

MHK Park:
 


Stankwater Park:

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Kansas State Football / Topography Smack 2014: Week 7 - Texas

« on: October 22, 2014, 10:21:34 AM »

MHK winter:



Asstun winter:

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Kansas State Football / Topography Smack 2014: Week 6 - Oklahoma

« on: October 15, 2014, 01:20:42 PM »

Roads in MHK:


Roads in Norman:

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Kansas State Football / Topography Smack 2014: Week 5 - Texas Tech

« on: September 29, 2014, 10:38:56 AM »

Just outside MHK:


Just outside Lubbock, TX:

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Kansas State Football / Topography Smack 2014: Week 4 - UTEP

« on: September 25, 2014, 09:21:50 AM »

MHK Weather:



El Paso Weather:
#HABOOB

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Kansas State Football / Topography Smack 2014: Week 3 - Auburn

« on: September 15, 2014, 08:57:37 PM »

MHK Fall Foliage:


Auburn Fall Foliage:

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Kansas State Football / Topography Smack 2014: Week 2 - ISU

« on: September 02, 2014, 02:47:02 PM »

MHK:


Anus, Iowa:

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Kansas State Football / Topography Smack 2014: Week 1 - SFA

« on: August 25, 2014, 01:31:53 PM »

MHK


Nacho Dogs, TX

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Kansas State Football / Rob Ford smokes crack and eats pussy east club tix $150 a piece

« on: November 20, 2013, 03:07:50 PM »

Got 2 tix on east side up in seats where you can booze it up. Battery powered thermal socks are recommended. $150 each or $300 for the pair if you graduated from Uk.


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Kansas State Football / Topography Smack-off 2013: Week 6 (All Briled Up)

« on: October 10, 2013, 09:02:20 PM »

Just outside Manhattan:


Just outside Waco:

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Kansas State Football / Topography Smack-off 2013 Week 5 (Ripe for the Pickens)

« on: October 02, 2013, 07:09:07 AM »

Just outside MHK:


Just outside Stillwater:

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Kansas State Football / Topography Smack-off 2013 Week 4 (BevoAggy: Mack Brown's Farewell Tour)

« on: September 17, 2013, 10:56:35 AM »

This will be hard this week, eulogizing a cornerstone of the modern K-State program's rise to dominance, the one and only, Mack Brown.  This is sure to be his final season, what with SuperEMAW DeLoss retiring and taking his beloved Macksimus with him.

Nonetheless, the tradition of topography smack must go on.

The Flint Hills:


Tejas Hill Country:

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Kansas State Football / Topography Smack-off 2013 Week 2 (Swamp-Aggy?)

« on: September 06, 2013, 10:22:56 PM »

MHK in the Spring:


Lafayette, LA in the Spring:

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Kansas State Football / Topography Smack-off 2013: Week 1 (Ice Aggy??)

« on: August 26, 2013, 10:27:44 PM »

We're back for another year!

Fargo in August:



MHK in August:

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / D Scott

« on: February 16, 2013, 10:55:15 AM »

My friend personally witnessed D Scott Fritchen verbally and physically abusing his wife last night at So Long. He slapped her beer out of her hand and slinged her out the door. She came back in to apologize and he grabbed her and dragged her down the street, yelling and cursing. I knew he was a garbage human being, but this sounds terrible. Should we blast him on Twitter?

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Kansas State Football / Topography Smack-Off: Week 13 (Arpaio's Roll Call)

« on: January 02, 2013, 06:31:08 PM »

Is there enough Boowsch Light in all of Arizona?

MHK:


U-Gene:

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Kansas State Football / Topography Smack-Off: Week 12 (This one's for all of the 23 Flavors)

« on: November 29, 2012, 06:07:36 PM »

Austin, TX:


Manhappiness, KS:

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Kansas State Football / Official hate Notre Dame thread

« on: November 24, 2012, 11:37:51 PM »

I used to root for Notre Dame when they were just a little team that would lose to Air Force and went through coaches like Charlie Weis and that one guy that coaches for either New Mexico or New Mexico State now. 

But now I hate them.  I hate Brian Kelly and he is a murderer.  He put that kid up on that lift in 40 mph winds and gets away with it.

And their linebacker milking all of this personal tragedy to help ESPN move the needle. 

They play the absolute shittiest schedule and get to the national championship game.

It makes me think we should just go indie like Domer and BYU or whatever and just play in the Big 12 in basketball. 

I can't wait for this 4 team playoff in a couple of years.  I also hate the SEC but I will love watching either TreeKiller or RayCharles'SwanSong kick the crap out of Domer and watching Brian Kelly absolutely lose it on the sideline watching his defense get shredded and his qb get kicked around. 

eff you Domer!

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Kansas State Football / New BCS Standings & NCG Scenarios

« on: November 17, 2012, 11:18:16 PM »

I have the BCS Standings tomorrow evening as this:

1. Domer
2. Tree Killers
3. Ray Charles' Swan song
4. Swampass U
5. Sweat Shop U
6. State

The people will penalize us for getting blown out to an unranked opponent however I think losing on your home field the way Oregon did, only scoring 14 points, is just as bad.  The CFB world also thinks the SEC is the greatest ever. 

However, if Domer loses and Oregon loses again, and we beat Texas (we do own them), we would have an outside shot at playing in the Natty against one of the SEC teams.  Keep in mind, one of those top 3 SEC squads will have at least one more loss because of their championship game.  I think the winner of the Big 12 vs the winner of the SEC would be the correct call, especially if Bama gets beat again.  State vs Georgeuh NCG? 

However, if we play defense like we did tonight, I can't see us winning against a pop warner club. 

We have a lot to play for against Texas.  We need to be at least in the top 5 at season's end. 

Root for cheatin' Kiffin, Bulldog U and Oregon St & UCLA and I think we got a shot at this.  Have I had too much to drink?       

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Kansas State Football / MNC

« on: November 16, 2012, 07:35:49 AM »

Are you guys prepared for a KSU v Domer MNC?