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Kansas State Football / Heart all a flutter

« on: November 14, 2012, 12:35:25 PM »

Was rolling thru the Ville today to purchase a footlong ham & cheese from Goodcents when I spotted #Life and another player (didn't recognize due to #Life being so close to me). 

They were getting ready to cross the street, so I stopped to see if they wanted to cross while I blocked traffic.  #Life just looked at me and shook his head as if to say..."no thank you kind sir, please go ahead."  Then I gave a little wave and rolled on and he gave me a slight nod of approval.  It was easily the best part of my week so far. 

 

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Kansas State Football / Will Saturday be special? God damn right it will be!

« on: August 30, 2012, 03:24:16 PM »

Why?  Because I am taking my 6 year old son to his first Cats football game that's why! 

Anyone else bringing someone to their first game or just bringing someone awesome for that matter?  I get to do both this weekend!

 

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Kansas State Football / Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!

« on: October 28, 2011, 02:48:53 PM »

My birthday just happens to be tomorrow and my wife has come through...BIG TIME!!  My wonderfully beautiful and large breasted wife surprised me today with 2 tickets for us to go to the game tomorrow!  Also, I have been assured that I will be well taken care of for my birthday this weekend.  Yea - life is good!

See all you pimps tomorrow!! 

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Kansas State Football / God and KSU

« on: October 26, 2011, 11:59:14 AM »

For the last 2 weeks, I have had this recurring vision in my head.  God is sitting on his majestic purple throne, eating cheesy puffs, drinking goldschlager, and having his feet rubbed.  He is also watching this season unfold with great pleasure. 

You see, I believe that God is a Cat fan and this is his way of righting all the wrongs that KSU fans have had.  The Bishop fumble, the 3rd and 26, the Roberson anal non-rape, the loss to Marshall, etc.  These will all be soon forgotten. 

My vision ends with Snyder hoisting the Sears trophy over his head, having a massive heart attack and dying holding the crystal football with a big ass smile on his face. 

Please bear in mind that this week, I have lacked sleep, drank way too much mt dew at work, and have failed to properly bang my wife.  The last time I had a week like this I nearly got fired from my job for yelling racist insults at my door. 


 

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Kansas State Football / Just turned my wife down for sex!

« on: October 01, 2011, 08:31:48 PM »

Have nothing left in me after that win!   

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Dumb Grandma! I'm so jealous!

« on: December 10, 2010, 07:38:16 AM »

So I dropped my wife's slut grandma off at the Manhattan airport today.  I left her there to fend for herself and went to work.  20 minutes later, she calls and says..."You should have stayed, honey.  The KSU men's BB team is here now and I just had a lovely talk with the Coach and the players."

ARGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!  That is what I get for being nice to g'ma by driving her old ass there and then being mean to her and leaving her there alone!!!  I missed some quality time with Frank and the boys.

Now she is flying to Chi-town with them!!!!!

F*cking g'ma gets all the luck!

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Kansas State Football / I was doing fine until...

« on: September 30, 2010, 11:19:12 AM »

I was just fine holding all my anger inside (like real a man, I don't share my emotions) until I ran into this guy that is a corncob fan.  He is the guy that didn't go to school there, lives in Kansas, and says "we" when referring to the Corncobs.   

So...anyways...this guy has the nerve to say to me in a all too chipper voice:  "Hey man, good luck to you guys next week.  I hope it's a good game, but WE will win, cuz we are good this year!" 

First off, I hate the whole "good luck" thing between fans, but the fact that he said "we" put me over the top.  My mind filled with rage!!  I stopped comprehending what he was saying and I lost my bearings on where I was.  The only thing I could think of was going into my car and getting my 4 year old's wiffle ball bat and playing wiffle ball with this guy's ball sac (not to be construed as gay, cuz I really do hate other dude's testicles). 

But because I am a little out of shape, short and the wiffle ball bat was a couple blocks away...all I could get out was..."yea, whatever." 

Damn I suck!