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Kansas State Football / Re: help talk me off the ledge

« on: October 21, 2014, 04:48:52 PM »

I mean, is Matt just rolling around in the Lincoln like a boss.   You just know that Hollywood Elites and Too Cool for Schoolers with their Tesla's and Bentley's et. al. are all like "say what . . ." when they see a Lincoln roll up, and then Matt gets out . . .  I bet he smells like . . . Malibu

He has been one of the toughest scents for me to nail down.  Could it be beachy?  Sure.  But also rustic and woodsy with those Texas roots.  I then think it could be sandalwood, but that seems to soft for him.

Matt's gonna make one helluva HFC for the horns one day... Superstar actor turned legendary head coach for his alma mater, I mean that stuff just writes itself.

Already optioned the script.

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Kansas State Football / Re: It's officially CTR week . . .

« on: October 20, 2014, 06:05:55 PM »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_Longhorns_football

Rivals: Kansas State Wildcats

it's not really a "rivalry" if one team is the other's bitch

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Kansas State Football / Re: help talk me off the ledge

« on: October 20, 2014, 06:04:21 PM »

we're the best 3-4 team in the nation

worked for ron prince!

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Kansas State Football / Re: help talk me off the ledge

« on: October 20, 2014, 05:27:58 PM »

Just jump already you attention whore.

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Kansas State Football / Re: help talk me off the ledge

« on: October 20, 2014, 05:26:27 PM »

Texas is surely ranked in the top 5. Should be a great matchup. Hope we pull another upset.

we're the best 3-4 team in the nation

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Kansas State Football / Re: help talk me off the ledge

« on: October 20, 2014, 05:24:31 PM »

Might need to consult @TexAgs for a ruling on this one.

The response could be summarized in one word: "Would." I was then banned for posting "pornography."

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Kansas State Football / Re: Scenes from the great cattle ride days of yore . . .

« on: October 20, 2014, 01:07:14 PM »

Interesting graphic I found at the shag... I think they love us.



 

it's stockholm syndrome

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Kansas State Football / Re: help talk me off the ledge

« on: October 20, 2014, 12:59:30 PM »

I'm sorry, I got you guys confused with the guys that ride a black horse around the field with a masked gunman on it.

masked... gunman?

black horse?

sorry, drawin' a blank here

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Kansas State Football / Re: help talk me off the ledge

« on: October 20, 2014, 12:47:38 PM »

you can't join the Big 12 when you're already in it

yeah but once upon a time there was the swc and the big 8 and then a bunch of guys in the swc said "let's blow this" and the big 8 was like "sure, we'd love to" and then we left crap schools like tcu behind...

crap. who let them back in here. ANOTHER school with purple?

starts trying to slit a plastic bag

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Kansas State Football / Re: help talk me off the ledge

« on: October 20, 2014, 12:42:50 PM »

what is your dog's name again? the one that they parade around and guard with the guys in uniforms playing soldier?

how can you look our mascot and call it a "dog?" I mean, just look at this thing



This is obviously a bear.

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Kansas State Football / Re: help talk me off the ledge

« on: October 20, 2014, 12:33:43 PM »

It's interesting that you asked us to help you off the ledge, then posted a picture of a noose. Wouldn't that be helping you commit suicide?

looks up from trying to squeeze a cyanide pill into a shotgun

see, that's just how unglued i've become, i've forgotten quite how this works.


it's amusing that we're only 2-TD underdogs to you... don't those gamblers in vegas know anything?

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Kansas State Football / help talk me off the ledge

« on: October 20, 2014, 12:25:53 PM »

So my alma mater is playing y'all this weekend?



Why did you have to join the Big XII. Why couldn't y'all have gone to the PAC along with CU. Or the SEC instead of Mizzou. Or the Big Teneleventshitnoneofuscandomath. Yeah, that's it. Nebraska was much more fun for us to play.

I mean, we were getting our hopes up after beatinglooking really good against OU and then beating top-ranked ISU, but now we have to face y'all. And y'all beat us. With Ron Prince.

RON PRINCE BEAT US.

It's not even about wizardry any more. It's a curse.