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Kansas State Football / Re: Post game

« on: September 19, 2014, 08:16:38 AM »

Just made it to my hotel in Petticoat Junction. Very tired.

I am convinced the Magic Hat contributed to 3 missed field goals by a veteran kicker, I have no other explanation.

Will watch the recorded game when I get home - I am curious about the refereeing in this game. From where I was sitting I saw multiple no-calls on both sides.

liblibliblibliblib invited me to come sleep with him. I tried to be diplomatic, and split.

Superlatives will come later, but I was impressed with the fans and the team.

Good Night

Have a safe trip home. It was a good and interesting game. Our fans? They are the best. Kick 'Bama's ass when you see them.

Full appreciation... thank you!!!
Not sure KU is your main rival, but whoever is, please kick their ass too...

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Kansas State Football / Kudos for Cats after a hard fought (albiet frustrating game)

« on: September 19, 2014, 08:07:28 AM »

I was impressed with how hard your guys played... they never gave up...
Atmosphere was great also...good fans.... your defensive scheme was great... and we will face it all year now...

Personally, it looked to me like both teams smoked crack just before kickoff though... WAY too many mistakes on both sides....

I was very disappointed with Marshall, especially after all the hype on how he had practiced all summer on becomming a better long ball QB.
Looked the same as last year to me (although maybe the wind had something to do with that)...

I was aggrivated that the officiating was by the B12... I was misinformed prior to the game that it would be an SEC crew...
They definitly slanted their calls in K State's direction (JMO).

Anyway, enjoyed your boards, and I hope for your Cats a sucessful, and injury free year...

War Eagle!!!
 

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Kansas State Football / Re: KU football is hurting

« on: September 18, 2014, 12:22:34 PM »

Just wanted to piggy-back into the LONGEST thread I've ever seen...

Well done, Wildcats...!!!

PS: we're going to curb-stomp you guys tonight...

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Kansas State Football / Re: Dear students:

« on: September 18, 2014, 11:45:42 AM »

Congrats on the sloppy seconds tho

I laughed harder than I probably should have.  You know the kid's dad probably wrecked that V too.

Every bought a used car...???

Also, the average baby head is much larger than the average schlong...
She had been divorced 4 years when we met... pretty sure she had healed up by then...  Besides, I needed a little more leg room anyway.... was, and is still pretty snug....

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Kansas State Football / Re: Dear students:

« on: September 18, 2014, 11:19:15 AM »

Pretend Auburn is your stepfather, and there are no rules. Auburn is that girl or guy who didn't return your text. Auburn is everyone who ever cut you off in traffic.

Bottle up that rage and anger. Then release it.

That hurts... I'm a stepfather that has raised a son from age 5.... I'm currently helping to pay his college tuition....

It's very big of you to raise another man's offspring.  Lots of guys can't be duped into paying for the man who had sex with their wife first's progeny.

Well:

1- I love him (as a father)
2- I love his mom (my wife)
3- She didn't know me and was married to the other guy when she had him...
4-The 'genetic' father is now deceased...
5-He needs a dad

Obvious even for a back woods, ignorant, poor, southern, smelly racist... 

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Kansas State Football / Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:

« on: September 18, 2014, 10:19:44 AM »

The speed of our ball boy.

WDP:

Not sure these guys are intelligent enough for this thread... I'd post a link to our free board (ITAT) so they can get up to speed...

I'm going to go with our QB out rushing their QB...

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Kansas State Football / Re: Trust me, Aubie. YOU DON'T WANT TO WIN

« on: September 18, 2014, 10:17:03 AM »

of course Kansas has a tougher schedule, they play us, and we have to play them.

makes sense...

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Kansas State Football / Re: Auburn can eat a dingleberry

« on: September 18, 2014, 09:37:26 AM »

Yes, Alabamans are very fat.

Fat in the right places (wallet, crotch. etc...)

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Kansas State Football / Re: Dear students:

« on: September 18, 2014, 09:11:47 AM »

Pretend Auburn is your stepfather, and there are no rules. Auburn is that girl or guy who didn't return your text. Auburn is everyone who ever cut you off in traffic.

Bottle up that rage and anger. Then release it.

That hurts... I'm a stepfather that has raised a son from age 5.... I'm currently helping to pay his college tuition....

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Kansas State Football / Re: Went out for some beer in Aggieville tonight

« on: September 18, 2014, 09:08:21 AM »

1. Told folks I know Bookie Pimp from a gay online dating service and that we sext each other every night.
2. Several KSU people commented on how many Auburn folks were in town. Considering this is our Super Bowl that makes perfect sense.
3. The same KSU people commented on how "cool" the Auburn folks here are.
4. Talked to a cute KSU coed who has obviously been smitten by a young AU gentleman she met tonight. Southern charm........
5. There are good local beers.

Where did you go?

I went to Wahoo Fire and Ice on Bookie Pimp's recommendation and stopped by another place just on the other side of the cop shop on the same street. Don't recall the name.

What beers?

Tallgrass

I refuse to support AU_Tiger's homophobic asshattery.

My asshattery needs no support.

LIKE A BOSS!!!!

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Kansas State Football / Re: Trust me, Aubie. YOU DON'T WANT TO WIN

« on: September 18, 2014, 08:36:09 AM »

Says the SEC guy 

You SHOULD be giving updyke U. hell... their strength of schedule is a full 30 places below K State's....

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Kansas State Football / Re: Dear students:

« on: September 18, 2014, 08:32:59 AM »

It should be required for all of section 8 to wear ear muffs today for all of the eff ya's I'm going to be dropping. I'm going in with the understanding that I may be asked to leave, Sundance will pick up the zeal for me. 

The Auburn faithful will be gracious, engaging, and polite.... AND if you are man enough to stay till the final tick of the clock, you will be treated to an experiance that is frankly too good for most of you:

Hearing our fan base cheer:

It's GREAT... to be.. an AUBURN TIGER!!!!... over and over and over again...

We comin...

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Kansas State Football / Re: Trust me, Aubie. YOU DON'T WANT TO WIN

« on: September 18, 2014, 08:20:44 AM »

Says the SEC guy 

The NCAA says you're an idiot:

1. Arkansas – 103-54, 65.61%
2. Virginia – 102-54, 65.38%
3. Tennessee – 101-54, 65.16%
4. Notre Dame – 103-56, 64.78%
5. Texas A&M – 100-55, 64.52%
6. Kentucky – 98-55, 64.05%
7. Iowa State – 97-57, 62.99%
8. Syracuse – 96-57, 62.75%
9. Rutgers – 97-58, 62.58%
9. Wake Forest – 97-58, 62.58%
11. Utah – 98-59, 62.42%
12. West Virginia – 97-59, 62.18%
13. South Carolina – 96-59, 61.94%
14. Miami, FL – 96-60, 61.54%
15. Boston College – 95-61, 60.90%
16. Auburn – 93-60, 60.78%
17. California – 94-61, 60.65%
18. FIU – 92-60, 60.53%
19. Georgia – 92-61, 60.13%
20. North Carolina – 92-62, 59.74%
21. Illinois – 90-61, 59.60%
22. Florida – 91-62, 59.48%
23. NC State – 89-61, 59.33%
24. Indiana – 93-64, 59.24%
25. Nebraska – 90-63, 58.82%
26. Texas – 89-63, 58.55%
26. Ole Miss – 89-63, 58.55%
28. Clemson – 89-65, 57.79%
29. USC – 89-66, 57.42%
30. TCU – 87-65, 57.24%
31. Wyoming – 88-66, 57.14%
32. Oklahoma State – 86-65, 56.95%
32. Army – 86-65, 56.95%
34. Hawaii – 95-72, 56.89%
35. Ohio State – 87-66, 56.86%
36. Washington State – 88-67, 56.77%
37. Temple – 85-65, 56.67%
38. Kansas – 86-66, 56.58%
39. Louisiana Tech – 85-66, 56.29%
40. Maryland – 86-67, 56.21%
41. San Jose State – 87-68, 56.13%
42. Stanford – 86-68, 55.84%
43. Purdue – 84-67, 55.63%
43. Missouri – 84-67, 55.63%
43. Georgia Tech – 84-67, 55.63%
46. Minnesota – 85-68, 55.56%
47. Florida State – 83-68, 54.97%
47. SMU – 83-68, 54.97%
49. Arizona – 84-69, 54.90%
49. Oregon – 84-69, 54.90%
51. Southern Miss – 83-69, 54.61%
52. Arizona State – 84-70, 54.55%
52. Tulane – 84-70, 54.55%
54. Florida Atlantic – 81-69, 54.00%
55. Michigan State – 83-71, 53.90%
55. Virginia Tech – 83-71, 53.90%
57. LSU – 82-71, 53.59%
58. Eastern Michigan – 80-70, 53.33%
59. Michigan – 81-71, 53.29%
60. UCLA – 82-72, 53.25%
60. Oregon State – 82-72, 53.25%
62. Mississippi State – 80-71, 52.98%
62. Tulsa – 80-71, 52.98%
64. Nevada – 81-73, 52.60%
65. Kansas State – 79-72, 52.32%
66. Colorado – 81-74, 52.26%
67. Baylor – 78-72, 52.00%
68. Penn State – 79-73, 51.97%
69. Vanderbilt – 78-73, 51.66%
70. Toledo – 80-75, 51.61%
71. New Mexico – 79-75, 51.30%
72. Georgia State – 75-72, 51.02%
73. UCF – 77-74, 50.99%
74. Pittsburgh – 78-75, 50.98%
74. Boise State – 78-75, 50.98%
76. UTEP – 76-74, 50.67%
77. Washington – 85-83, 50.60%
78. Northwestern – 76-76, 50.00%
78. Miami, OH – 76-76, 50.00%
80. Louisville – 75-76, 49.67%
81. Texas Tech – 74-75, 49.66%
81. Connecticut – 74-75, 49.66%
83. East Carolina – 74-76, 49.33%
83. USF – 74-76, 49.33%
85. Iowa – 68-70, 49.28%
86. Fresno State – 74-77, 49.01%
87. Wisconsin – 74-78, 48.68%
88. Western Kentucky – 73-77, 48.67%
88. UMass – 73-77, 48.67%
90. South Alabama – 72-76, 48.65%
91. UNLV – 73-79, 48.03%
91. Kent State – 73-79, 48.03%
93. Oklahoma – 71-78, 47.65%
94. Akron – 72-80, 47.37%
95. Alabama – 71-79, 47.33%
96. Navy – 69-78, 46.94%
97. BYU – 71-81, 46.71%
98. UTSA – 70-80, 46.67%
99. Ohio – 71-82, 46.41%
100. Western Michigan – 70-81, 46.36%
101. Duke – 69-82, 45.70%
102. Cincinnati – 68-82, 45.33%
103. Bowling Green – 67-81, 45.27%
103. UL Lafayette – 67-81, 45.27%
105. UAB – 67-82, 44.97%
106. Air Force – 68-84, 44.74%
107. Old Dominion – 67-83, 44.67%
108. Idaho – 65-81, 44.52%
109. San Diego State – 66-83, 44.30%
110. Central Michigan – 66-84, 44.00%
111. New Mexico State – 64-82, 43.84%
111. Appalachian State – 64-82, 43.84%
113. Memphis – 65-85, 43.33%
114. Houston – 64-84, 43.24%
114. Arkansas State – 64-84, 43.24%
116. Rice – 64-85, 42.95%
117. Utah State – 68-94, 41.98%
118. ULM – 61-87, 41.22%
119. Troy – 60-87, 40.82%
120. Ball State – 60-89, 40.27%
121. Buffalo – 59-88, 40.14%
122. Marshall – 59-89, 39.86%
123. Texas State – 57-88, 39.31%
124. Middle Tennessee – 58-90, 39.19%
125. Colorado State – 57-91, 38.51%
126. Northern Illinois – 55-91, 37.67%
127. North Texas – 55-92, 37.41%
128. Georgia Southern – 51-95, 34.93%

ONLY 11 SEC teams have schedules more difficult than the mighty K State...

Even KANSAS has a tougher schedule...

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Kansas State Football / Re: Tailgate food (AU edition)

« on: September 17, 2014, 01:55:49 PM »

Our tailgate cooks what our visiting team eats so we are showing respect to our guests and cooking up some good old Cajun food. Muffulettas, red beans and rice, Etc. Maybe jello bourbon shots and some red wine!   

You?

You will need to change that menu... I have personally eaten snake, frogs, carp, sucker, eel, turtle, muscrat, and hawk.... the hawk was tough...

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Kansas State Football / Re: Gypsies already parked in the sheep lot.

« on: September 17, 2014, 01:34:50 PM »

Just a tip for you KSU gents regarding the Auburn RVers.  They are basically required to give you as much free food and booze as you request.  It's extremely important to our fans that other fanbases think we are the best they've ever encountered, particularly when compared to Bama fans.  Probably even let you bang their wife/daughther/ goat inside the RV if you say something like " God I hate Bama, their fans are trash".  Anyway, the food is usually pretty good and there's usually a couple hotties around even if all the men are fat and disabled.

You had me at Goat.  

Also agreed on hotties... they were everywhere at the game back in 07. Well done.

This made me LAUGH.... thanks 

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Kansas State Football / Re: K-State vs Auburn - Serious Game Discussion Thread (No Bullshit)

« on: September 17, 2014, 09:31:13 AM »

Came to this board to check out the " Piss pound Auburn" thread that was the joke of many AU threads over the last few days.  Had my laughs , wondered what the real threads were like so I searched the board for the serious ones.  Lol , joke's on me I guess this whole board is satirical?  Anyone know a KSU board where the people are kind of serious about Thursday's game??? Just looking to see what the realist KSU fans are saying. .

From the looks of things I'm probably just setting myself up for more "non-sense" but had to give it a try. .

you guys are gonna kick our ass.  is that what you wanted to hear?

Never in a million years.  BTW I'm not very confident in this year's Auburn team pulling out the win myself on Thursday night.  But some of things I've read are just a little over the top. Make no mistake ,AU is a senior lead team that's been on big road games before. 

I personally think it was bad scheduling to be coming to your place in the middle of the week in the first place, but what do you do? Anyway I'm not going to start flaming on a game that will be settled in less than 48 hours,so good luck,  God bless and I will check in on Friday to see how everyone's awesome sense of humor is still holding up.

<LIKE>

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Kansas State Football / Re: Gypsies already parked in the sheep lot.

« on: September 17, 2014, 09:23:55 AM »

Seriously that drive from civilization (Atlanta)  to Auburn was pretty awe inspiring. We didn't know there were places in modern society that lived like that.

I'm smelling alot of fear and pre-game resentment leading up to this game... yall must think we are going to take your manhood...

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Kansas State Football / Re: Are we Auburn's Super Bowl?

« on: September 16, 2014, 02:45:48 PM »

Do these people just not have jobs or something?

Pfft they're from the south, you know slaves and what not...

This is the 21st century. We call them 'wives' and 'children' now.

C'MON, dude... this is the NEW South...!!!
The correct pronounciation is: chil'ren   

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Kansas State Football / Re: Topography Smack 2014: Week 3 - Auburn

« on: September 16, 2014, 12:53:25 PM »

Kansas family:



Alabama family:

Good one, AUTH...

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Kansas State Football / Re: How much is Auburn overlooking us?

« on: September 16, 2014, 12:23:11 PM »

Beautiful, isn't it...???

I took my family to the GC back in 2011, when Auburn won the National Championship.... you oughta try that sometime... I recommend the experience...

I've already been to the GC 3 times dum dum

Really...??? Went to the Grand Canyon as K-State was winning a National Championship in football...???? THREE TIMES...???

Impressive...!!!

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Kansas State Football / Re: How much is Auburn overlooking us?

« on: September 16, 2014, 11:34:48 AM »

Beautiful, isn't it...???

I took my family to the GC back in 2011, when Auburn won the National Championship.... you oughta try that sometime... I recommend the experience...

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Kansas State Football / Re: Are we Auburn's Super Bowl?

« on: September 16, 2014, 11:06:28 AM »

I'm hearing reports that many local businesses are going to be closed on Friday so their employees can go out partying Thursday night. This game is huge to them. It's just too bad those poor souls think they are actually going to win.

 
http://www.auburnalabama.org/PressRelease.aspx?PRID=1256

We couldn't afford anything THAT nice...

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Kansas State Football / Re: Are we Auburn's Super Bowl?

« on: September 16, 2014, 10:51:07 AM »

I'm hearing reports that many local businesses are going to be closed on Friday so their employees can go out partying Thursday night. This game is huge to them. It's just too bad those poor souls think they are actually going to win.

 
http://www.auburnalabama.org/PressRelease.aspx?PRID=1256

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Kansas State Football / Re: Auburn OC Rhett Lashlee

« on: September 15, 2014, 02:58:57 PM »

Teams from the south love making a big deal about walking from your car to the stadium.

It's a bigger deal in the south cause we have more than 30K fans at our stadiums....

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Kansas State Football / Re: Auburn -7.5

« on: September 15, 2014, 02:54:43 PM »

they haven't gotten auburn correct very often recently. perpetually underrating auburn.

and yeah, if i were handicapping it, i'd make it auburn -14.

let's just see after the game who was the better handicapper, me or vegas.

WDE, sak... I called it as AU 38 / K State 24... 14 points on the nose...

So I concur....

LHCIQ apparently. Not surprised

If you are going to insult me, the LEAST you can do is dumb down the post... Abbreviations... really???