Well fellas, this is it. The last chance for fat stacks off our Cats until next season. The last chance to make it all right, and prove once and for all your wife / husband didn't make the biggest mistake of their life. Draftkings isn't wanting to give us a lot of bet options for this game. Makes sense. This isn't even a remotely fair matchup, and what are you going to set Avery Johnson 3+ anytime TD odds at anyways? -400? So, we'll do what we can and figure out how to get ours.
First bet for me is a nice little +264 Parlay:
THE Kansas State University Wildcats -6.5 alternate spread + Avery Johnson over 54.5 rushing. If you're betting $25 or less you can throw on a profit boost and take that up to +396. That pays you just under $100, which is a nice appetizer to the main course.
Next up is the championship parlay. This is a +1000 parlay that takes your money, makes 10 more copies of it, and gives it back to you. You can not get that from saving, investing, etc.
-Kansas State -8 alternate spread
-Cats 2.5+ TDs
-Cats Spread 1st half
-Cats Spread 2nd Half
-Cats First Half Points 12.5+
-Jayce Brown Receiving 53.5+
-DJamer Giddens 110+ Rushing
If you assume your warmup bet is going to hit, go ahead and pre-bet that $100 here and make yourself a grand. Its good for it.
Couple hours to go, how are my fellow degenerates going to make money off this game? hot tips only please.