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Kansas State Football / Re: Insidery info from early 90s

« on: May 29, 2014, 01:43:03 PM »

Was told one of the apartments I rented was occupied by mr. brite the year before.

The door to the bedroom was broken in a manner consistent with domestic assault.

This matched up with stories I had heard of him being a good kicker but an even better puncher (of women), so I believed the story about the apartment provenance.
 

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Kansas State Football / Re: Tell Me About Missouri

« on: December 06, 2013, 07:43:10 AM »

Once hit the trifecta in Missouri while passing through taking a group of HS kids to Indiana for nationals.  Saw a metal building divided into 3 establishments: Porn Store, Fireworks Stand, and Liquor Store.

Of course, the kids all wanted to stop at this Mecca of Missouri, but I figured it would probably cost me my job.

Now, if they had gone a perfect four for four, and had a Strip Club as well, I think we would have found the most Missouri place in all of Missouri.

confusing. Which one do you go inside to pay for the cheap gas?

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Kansas State Football / Re: BSFS Expansion Thread

« on: November 06, 2013, 10:52:27 AM »

Could put the flight crews from Chicago that stay overnight in that new hotel. Had a flight canceled cause we had pilot but no crew. Crew walked by, pilot asked "Hey want to go to Manhattan?" "Crew member said "NOPE." Asked pilot why, said its cause the crap hotel they put them up in.

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Kansas State Football / Re: College Station

« on: August 28, 2013, 03:26:14 PM »

Sooo,

When does the goEMAW store selling qatz sigs open on ebay. Id pay big money if i knew the money was going to the student athlete and/or recruit in question. Wouldn't even care if the merchandise was actually shipped, just take my money and get some studs.

All cash of course.

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: Iowa State Game

« on: February 08, 2013, 04:24:29 PM »

I think we can all agree there is no way this clown ever had any of his photoshops pasted anywhere other then his moms fridge. Not with poor, unoriginal font choices like times new roman; a hyphen where non belongs and that joint looks like what a ginger iowa kid would imagine a joint looks like without ever having seen one in real life.

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: My fascination with CycloneFanatics.com continues

« on: February 08, 2013, 04:16:07 PM »

Just an update from the ole Blumpster.  I just had a 1/2 ton chunklord near the University of Iowa (State) take me up on my offer of intercourse in exchange for a #2 (super sized) meal from MacDonald's. 

Thanks Iowa, stay fat!

Must have been one of their business school graduates if she negotiated you up to a super size.

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: Iowa State Game

« on: February 08, 2013, 02:32:53 PM »

Ughh, that font.

Photoshop amateur with the times new roman. Be original.

You clearly know nothing about fonts, it's Plantagenet Cherokee.

Nope, times new roman. You can tell by the serifs.

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: Iowa State Game

« on: February 08, 2013, 02:13:09 PM »

Ughh, that font.

Photoshop amateur with the times new roman. Be original.

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: Best/Worst Court Designs

« on: February 08, 2013, 01:19:50 PM »

The game wasn't the only ugly thing on ESPNU Wednesday night:



The floor looked terrible, like it was made from reclaimed wood.

That stadium is just awful looking. Should hold rodeos and equestrian events and nothing else.

I hate round dome stadiums. First they're circular, Courts and fields are rectangular. Secondly, they just suck.

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: Something I've noticed about K-State fans

« on: February 08, 2013, 01:04:18 PM »

Ive watched alot of KU basketball over the years but I dont recognize even one player of theirs in that photo.

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: My fascination with CycloneFanatics.com continues

« on: February 08, 2013, 10:00:49 AM »

It is kind of disturbing the hard-on they got for Pawwl Rhoades. Contemplating the awesomness of him coaching the basketball team? Lame. They are infatuated with the guy cause he beat a 5 win Texas team and gave some B.S. speech. Since the last time they finished a season ranked, their bottom feeding breathern ku and baylor have been bcs bowling and won a heisman respectively. Yet they stand pround of a coach with three league wins.

I want them to want more for themselves. It makes us better when they are better, but they are just content to be mediocre.

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: Something I've noticed about K-State fans

« on: February 07, 2013, 02:08:34 PM »

Its not about KU schedenfreude, cant we just be happy for TCU picking up its first Big 12 conferenece win ever.

Jeez get over your self KU fans.

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: Bill Self's Marriage Problems Affecting The Bball Team?

« on: February 07, 2013, 02:05:54 PM »

Guys, the only way this effects  Bill is that he can have strange over to his actual house/appt 24/7 now.  So, if he is distracted, it can only be due to his lack of sleep now.

How long until the porn actresses show back up in the stands?

Oh man, could you imagine if we some how missed the signs that all the professional ladies kurt townsend was bringin in was for the massa himself and not the recruits. Makes sense lookin back on it.

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Kansas State Football / Re: This could be good

« on: February 06, 2013, 11:05:59 PM »

Probably just me but the granddaughter was kind of hot. Shes like a female version of encino man all inocent to the ways of the real world.

Would be hillarious to take her to a strip club for dinner and act like thats just how normal restaurants are.

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: Other games thread

« on: February 06, 2013, 10:14:26 PM »

If they rush the court they are going to make that a nightmare to get it ready for equestrian team tommorow

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: Other games thread

« on: February 06, 2013, 10:07:01 PM »

0 for 9
Is elijah johnson a more highly recruited will spradling?

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: Other games thread

« on: February 06, 2013, 09:36:46 PM »

Tcu maintenance staff FTW. These are the softest sounding rims ive ever heard.

And that stadium looks like its for rodeos not bball. Probably dirt dirctly under that floor effecting kus leaping ability

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: Other games thread

« on: February 06, 2013, 09:27:43 PM »

This is worse then middle school ball. Its a decent shot if it draws rim.

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: My fascination with CycloneFanatics.com continues

« on: February 06, 2013, 04:08:54 PM »

Question for the mods regarding *aggy.

Is there an application or do you have to be a premium memeber to use a different versions. Id really like to refer to iowa st as cuckoledaggy, but I would understand if im limited to gingeraggy and floodaggy

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: My fascination with CycloneFanatics.com continues

« on: February 06, 2013, 02:50:49 PM »

well something like 98% of Iowans are Dutch so they probably just sideways'd their ancestors' flag

Wait wut. Did all of the ginger dutch move to iowa or did hitler kill all the gingers in holland during the invasion?
Cause blonde Dutch ----> ginger Iowans does not compute.

Unless the mold that make cheese blue makes hair red

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Kansas State Football / Re: Alabama Cheats

« on: February 06, 2013, 08:03:36 AM »

The company, Sports with Alternatives to Steroids or S.W.A.T.S., is run out of the back of a gym near Birmingham.

Seems legit.

Seems kind of dumb to name your company with the illicit drug that you are providing an illicit alternative to. Not even crack dealers would call their comapny "High with Alternatives to Cocaine." Should have tried something generic like BALCO.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Football Recruiting Thread

« on: February 06, 2013, 07:48:55 AM »

INFORMATION MACHINE

With a name like DJamer I kind of always thought he looked like a total rough ridin' dipshit. But this...this is just too much. I want to punch this guy in the throat and watch him struggle to breathe.

Dem brows. OMG. He is going to look grumpy when he hits 80.

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: My fascination with CycloneFanatics.com continues

« on: February 06, 2013, 07:04:52 AM »

All Time Series in football as of now....
Iowa State leads 49-43-4......

Scoreboard! Scoreboard! Scoreboard!

”for now”  these cuckoled clones just cant help but qualify their brags. Guy probably remembers when that number was like 47-26 and knows its a matter of time till they lose this talking point.

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: My fascination with CycloneFanatics.com continues

« on: February 05, 2013, 09:05:11 PM »

reading those posts, I assumed they were ranked.  Thinking they weren't, I checked espn.  sure enough, nope, not a ranked team.  never seen such cocky fans for a team barely scratching the top-40.

They aren't cocky, these aren't prophesies they spew they're dreams. They are wide-eyed, pie in the sky dreamers who want what we have.

Perfect description.

I think it is you who want what we have, dreamers.

Nope. You guys are lottery ticket dreamers. False hope.

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: My fascination with CycloneFanatics.com continues

« on: February 05, 2013, 08:18:07 PM »

Went to jack trice once. Woof. It was like a state fair. All dirt pathways from one side to the other.