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Kansas State Football / Re: AMA About Alabama

« on: December 08, 2022, 01:10:04 PM »

Me thinks you've never been to a dentist if you  are saying your Dr cleaned them. 

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Kansas State Football / Re: AMA About Alabama

« on: December 07, 2022, 03:41:37 PM »

Is it true that at bowl games, fans of whomever Alabama is playing often wake up in a hotel room bathtub missing their teeth?

After a hard time of having fun, waking up in a foreign place can be disorienting at first.  Hopefully they get their bearings and find their teeth.

out of curiousity i went over to the google dot com and searched "dentist in alabama" and it wasn't able to find anything

sorry that wasn't a question. more of a comment, really.

Very surprising.  I had a 2:00 appointment today, not even joking, with my dentist.  Simply a cleaning with Dr. Tate, lovely women.

Nothing much what’s up with you?

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Kansas State Football / Re: AMA About Alabama

« on: December 07, 2022, 09:07:35 AM »

Which region of Alabama has the highest amount of UhpDawg?

What's UhpDawg?

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Kansas State Football / Re: AMA About Alabama

« on: December 06, 2022, 03:20:49 PM »

Do Bama fans complain about refs like Iowa St fans do?

Alabama fans only complain about Saban and how shitty he is. 

Do Alabama kids really refer to their parents as, Ma & Pa?  Will I have to hear a ton of that from the Alabama contingent if I go to New Orleans for the game?

Please see below.  You'll be hearing a lot of 'Roll Tide's and 'oh, my dear, my On Clouds have been scuffed on our visit to the French quarter'.

what does skunk taste like?

Woodsy, sweet and fruity.  None of that Humboldt BS.

Is it true the toothbrush was invented in Alabama?

The Chinese are believed to have invented the first natural bristle toothbrush in the 1400s, using pigs' hair for the bristles and bone or bamboo for the handles. These toothbrushes were taken to Europe, and this design was adapted to use horsehairs, which many Europeans preferred.

Do you say "My daddy, ..."

No.  'Diddy' is the preferred nomenclature.  As in, 'Diddy made a wagon wheel from a 2x4.'

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Kansas State Football / Re: AMA About Alabama

« on: December 06, 2022, 12:30:38 PM »

What are some popular things to do in Alabama other than dialysis?

Rooting for the Tide and siblings.

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Kansas State Football / Re: AMA About Alabama

« on: December 06, 2022, 11:30:24 AM »

Saban says he does not worship the devil. Is he lying?

More of a collaboration vs worship.  It's well known that he eats newborns as his part of his bargain with the devil.

Did the trees on toomers corner ever recover after that barner Updike poisoned them?

Updike?  Is that sorta like Manhatten?  Barner?  Please, update your colloquialism knowledge.

What part of Alabama do all the elephants reside?

Is it true that Alabama specifically asked for K-State not to be invited to the SEC for fears of losing their stranglehold?

Elephants in Alabama reside on sidewalks and within framed pictures upon mobile home walls.

And yes, Alabama asked for a couple of things a few years back.  First, they asked that UAB have its football program shut down because they feared the Blazers.  That almost succeeded.  Next, they asked for Missouri to be admitted into the SEC vs Kansas State.  Many talk about the tv contracts and such, but this was around the time that  Synder still roamed the sideline in Manhattan and they were obviously afraid of him.

Who was right, Skynyrd or Neil Young?

Neil Young is a Canadian alien.

Outside of Mississippi, are there any states in the US that would be more undesirable to live in?

Sandstone, Alabama is a lovely place.  Not only are the college sports top notch but it has a lot of perks.  Please visit https://alabama.travel/online-vacation-guide to learn more.  There's a tutorial that will help guide you through the site too!

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Kansas State Football / Re: AMA About Alabama

« on: December 05, 2022, 02:23:07 PM »

dear the_wippuh,  welcome home.  have you considered entering the portal and coming to ksu catz university with your remaining eligibility?

Hi clams, pleasant to hear from you, it warms my heart.  In relation to your question, my family and I are praying over the decision.  I have narrowed my choices down to KSU, the Jaspers of Manhattan or Thompson High School right outside of Birmingham.

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Kansas State Football / Re: AMA About Alabama

« on: December 05, 2022, 02:09:00 PM »

Why won’t you leave us alone?

I like to think of myself as the personification of a KSU football player on this board.  A 2 star, patchy facial hair white boy that is only accepted walking on here.

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Kansas State Football / AMA About Alabama

« on: December 05, 2022, 02:00:27 PM »

As an alum of their rival school and having spent much time around 'Bammers, I am here to answer your questions.

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Kansas State Football / Hey You Guys - Auburn Football!

« on: December 03, 2022, 01:32:38 PM »

Did you see that we hired a guy that coaches from a hospital bed?  Can you top that?

What's happening around here? 

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Kansas State Football / Re: What a Weekend for KState!!!

« on: September 28, 2020, 04:22:29 PM »

Not a Nix fan at all.  Kevin Steele is the real deal though.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Will the playoff committee look past our week 1 loss?

« on: September 28, 2020, 04:21:27 PM »

I'm sick of this weak conference holding us back, we need to leave

The SEC will take you in.  That Manhattan TV market would be very lucrative!

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Kansas State Football / What a Weekend for KState!!!

« on: September 28, 2020, 04:16:52 PM »

Really happy for you guys.  After that embarassment to Arkansas State, it was good to see something positive happen for KState fans.

Watching Lockett run around the field last night on Dallas was incredible!  All I could keep thinking of was how proud he was making you guys.

9 receptions for 100 yards and 3 touchdowns! 

 

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Kansas State Football / Thanks for Wearing Down Miss State

« on: September 30, 2019, 04:43:19 PM »

After your wise coach put on his robe and wizard hat, Mississippi State was properly worn down for Auburn.  Thanks guys!

And remember,

War Eagle!

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Kansas State Football / Impressive Long Term Strategy Manhattenites!

« on: September 10, 2018, 01:36:47 PM »

Good work Saturday, I see that you guys let those fellas from Miss State win a football game.  They won't know what hits them next year in Starkville*!  Same for Vandy in 2020.  I applaud this long term view as I'm always spinning yarns to the misses, telling her how it's better to be proactive, looking to the future, versus reactive.

Sorry about the cowbells, the entire SEC is embarrassed by them :(

*They refer to Starkville as Starkvegas frequently, you heard it here first.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Adnan Virk “We showed you earlier that the Jayhawks had the lead”

« on: October 07, 2017, 07:42:56 PM »

You’re playing Texas today right?  Your coach is celebrating his birthday with Merlin, Gandalf and Dumbledore today right?  Adnan says you’re the Jayhawks!

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Kansas State Football / Adnan Virk “We showed you earlier that the Jayhawks had the lead”

« on: October 07, 2017, 07:35:35 PM »

Jayhawks!  Hahahhaahahahaha, you guys have a dumb mascot!  Jayhawks, lol.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Lane Kiffin: Continued Notorious Cheater

« on: January 06, 2017, 03:49:32 PM »

 

Pretty solid information around here that Kiffin went out partying the night before the Washington game and showed up still drunk/hungover to the morning meetings on gameday.  He had to have IVs to get hydrated (jealous) and then proceeded to call plays that the offense had not practiced at all, leading to the players asking Saban to do something.

I'm waiting for someone to put their name to this story, but it will probably wait until after Monday's game.  A lot of the sports talk shows, even nationally, are inferring the same thing.

Hi Clams!

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: THE Best Pen Ever

« on: July 02, 2015, 11:34:08 AM »

Should have figured that this forum was a bunch of ball point pushers 

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: book recommendations

« on: June 30, 2015, 04:06:58 PM »

I am STILL furious at this thread for recommending Dirty White Boys.  So terrible.

Wool, Sand and pretty much everything that Howley writes, that I've read, have been good.  I'm not a big fan of sci-fi stuff, but he's clever.  I hope the movies have a gritty Aliens type vibe to them.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: THE Best Pen Ever

« on: June 30, 2015, 03:54:01 PM »

You probably have a monogrammed decal of your initials on your back windshield :(

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office

« on: June 30, 2015, 03:53:01 PM »

So, I just came from a job interview.  Their break room had 3 freezers of frozen food to heat up for breakfast/lunch/dinner. A liquor cabinet, filled with high end liquor. Two fridges with beer, soda and water.  Two cabinets of chips/cookies. Three drawers of candy bars and gum.  Multiple expresso and coffee machines.  Foosball, Golden Tee, ping pong table, shuffle board table and 3 TVs.

All cool stuff when you're 25.  Not a priority when you're 35 and have a family.  Give me a competitive salary, good hours, solid benefits and I'll buy my own drinks.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Has the Auburn Loss Lost Its Sting Yet?

« on: June 30, 2015, 03:49:25 PM »

Seeing how much of a dog crap team they turned out to be, no.

We gave up, how do you top beating KState? 

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Essentially Flyertalk / THE Best Pen Ever

« on: June 30, 2015, 03:48:34 PM »

Don't even try to step up to this bad boy. 



Once you use this beauty, you'll never go back.

Honorable mention...



and

That pen from third grade that had FOUR different inks!!!

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Kansas State Football / Has the Auburn Loss Lost Its Sting Yet?

« on: June 30, 2015, 03:44:01 PM »

Just curious.