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Kansas State Football / Re: Important Pre-Game Hypothetical

« on: September 21, 2012, 08:59:10 PM »

 

ok folks...i see what is happening.  I'm a professional freestyler rapper, and I have mucho inspiration.

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Tech Support and Suggestion Board / Suggestion Box

« on: September 21, 2012, 05:04:08 PM »

Dear EMAW, first, I want to thank you for the work you do.  However, I have one recommendation.  Have you considered a goEMAW currency?  I would be interested in some type of currency between folks who use goEMAW.  For example, I could trade some legal services for goEMAW bucks that I could use at the place of business of another goEMAW user who owns a gas station to buy gas.   

 

Best,
VM 

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Kansas State Football / Re: Curveball--Purple Power

« on: September 21, 2012, 04:37:48 PM »

Pissclams, I'm glad you raised this.  I would probably move to canada and become a hermit.  Thanks for the mental massage on this friday afternoon. 

        

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Kansas State Football / Re: Important Pre-Game Hypothetical

« on: September 21, 2012, 12:06:03 PM »

This is a Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) thread.

yes

Please elaborate.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Important Pre-Game Hypothetical

« on: September 21, 2012, 11:24:11 AM »

in this scenario, do the tcu fans have flaming hot pennies?  if so, then i would pull him from the game and make him switch jerseys and then send his ass back out there.

if not, then let him dance and hopefully he offends some methodists in the process.

Good question.  They have heated coins, and they are actually dimes.   

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Kansas State Football / Re: Important Pre-Game Hypothetical

« on: September 21, 2012, 11:18:48 AM »

New Hypothetical

Obama scores a touchdown.  He gets caught hotdogging in the end zone.  There is a penalty flag thrown.  As coach, do you a) pull him from the game, b) grab his helmet and scream at him, or c) join the dance in the end zone.  If it matters, it happens during the TCU game and the winds are coming from the Southwest.  KSU is up by 2. 

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Kansas State Football / Re: Important Pre-Game Hypothetical

« on: September 21, 2012, 11:08:01 AM »

Yeah, Paul Ryan is kind of like a little bit older Rizlo Jones.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Important Pre-Game Hypothetical

« on: September 21, 2012, 11:03:02 AM »

Hey folks, I know it is tempting to let this hypo get out of control (i.e. expand to Obama hypotheticals).  But, please lets stick to the first two questions.  My Obama hypos are going to be super fun.  Just wait until I get to my Biden/Ryan bonus hypo. 

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Kansas State Football / Important Pre-Game Hypothetical

« on: September 21, 2012, 10:48:30 AM »

Suppose you were forced to field Mitt Romney on the Kstate team for the OU game.  This is a two-parter:

A) what position do you put him on for offense? and

B) how do you think his hair will hold up after being in a helmet all day?