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Kansas State Football / Re: Do We Even Bother To Send Our First Team to Memphis?

« on: December 17, 2015, 04:10:19 PM »

Our TE is already the best in the NFL. Maybe you heard of Gronk. Dumbass

 the best TE in the country

Somebody's colors sure do run.. Our TE plays for the damn Patriots!
Why don't you get your isis TE out of here

That would be the Patriots TE plays for the Patriots...  Your TE plays for KSU.

I'll help you out

http://www.kstatesports.com/sport/m-footbl/2015/roster/5589beeee4b09d6fde8f3317

Yeah, I get that little half gronk plays here as a DB.  They are talking about full grown gronk.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Do We Even Bother To Send Our First Team to Memphis?

« on: December 17, 2015, 03:36:13 PM »

You know what makes scents tho? Pig aggies, like bad scents because they smell bad 

What is a pig aggie?

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Kansas State Football / Re: Do We Even Bother To Send Our First Team to Memphis?

« on: December 17, 2015, 03:31:00 PM »

Our TE is already the best in the NFL. Maybe you heard of Gronk. Dumbass

 the best TE in the country

Somebody's colors sure do run.. Our TE plays for the damn Patriots!
Why don't you get your isis TE out of here

That would be the Patriots TE plays for the Patriots...  Your TE plays for KSU.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Most Racist/homophobic SEC schools, from top to bottom!

« on: December 16, 2015, 09:00:29 PM »

I swear to god I am not making this up.  One time some friends and I went down to Arkansas to a fraternity colony chapter, mostly to party and have fun (I think we were on fall break?).  Anyway, while we were there, one of the other fraternities went over to a black fraternity one night and dumped a million cotton balls on their front lawn.   

It was Sewing Wednesday at the Omega house and we were just contributing the raw materials in a show of solidarity and brotherhood.

Get your facts before you jump to conclusions, prairie tard!       

How many cotton fields were in Kansas?

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Kansas State Football / Re: does playing Arkansas hurt the image of our program

« on: December 16, 2015, 08:39:04 PM »

Just wondering what you guys think about playing Arkansas.  I don't know anything about them but I think they're considered "small time" as it relates to the college football world. 

I am worried that people will associate them when they think about KSU football and I'd hate to hurt our national brand/image.  We have the second most recognizable program behind Notre Dame and I don't want to tarnish it.

Your image hurts the image of your program.  If it wasn't for that last game, you might have been one of the 5-7 teams with a bowl bid.  That's not good.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Favorite Arkansas Jokes

« on: December 16, 2015, 08:22:43 PM »

Oh and by the way, I am totally expecting the answer to my question to be "YOU, YOU ARE A PIG AGGIE.  YEAH, I GOT YOU BOY.  THAT MUST HURT." Or something to that affect.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Favorite Arkansas Jokes

« on: December 16, 2015, 08:19:51 PM »

Q:  How can you tell if someone in Arkansas is married?

A:  The tobacco spit stains are on both sides of the pickup truck.   

Okay, this one was funny.  With that said, WTH happen to the rest of this thread.  Straight down the toilet.  WTH is a pig aggie?

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: Back here in peace

« on: December 16, 2015, 07:51:50 PM »

This board needs a jack blasingame, that much I can already see. Jack has the unique ability to galvanize.  Right now it seems like we Arkansans are being treated like second hand citizens by the local jokels and I'll admit maybe some of our guys have been a little out of line, too.  If jack came aboard and was placed in a position as moderator I have a feeling his leadership would soon cause both sides to come together and instead of all the backbiting maybe we could talk about football and our coaches and players and what our players eat at halftime and things of that nature.  Jack serving as a mod would allow him to get our guys in line and maybe straighten out a few of your local ne'erdowells as well. 

Say the word and start that apology thread about daddy's coming home and change his avatar to that Shoney's big boy picture and name his as mod until after the game and maybe we can start having the type of debate and give and take regarding this game that I think everyone really wants. 

Thanks, people and mods, too.

You know that won't happen... These EMAWer's - which oddly enough sounds like a noise a donkey makes - won't go for it.

Probably not.  Four years ago I bet them that if we won the game I would become a mod.  They never honored that promise, however. 

Now mr. Hog Swanson is aboard and that could mean some trouble.  He is one of the meanest most ornery posters we have and it looks like he may have come here as a hired gun to clean house.

Oh you kid, sir...  I just want to shoot the breeze with some locals and feel better about my life. 

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: Back here in peace

« on: December 16, 2015, 07:46:40 PM »

Howdy ya'll.  Just stopped in for a little football talk.    <--- What is this?  My guess would be, KSU fans double fisting the PowersToBe for money to keep this program open.  But hey, you should make a cool million off of this bowl game loss.  GoHogs!!! 

  <--- this will need to be explained to the NCAA as well...