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Kansas State Football / Re: Daddy Jack is Home. Just in time for Christmas.

« on: July 13, 2018, 10:03:33 PM »

Hello everyone.

I'm looking for my biological father.

His name is Jack Blasingame II

I guess some of you are my half brothers and half sister. Well hello. Nice to meet you.

Where's dad?

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Kansas State Football / Re: Official Writ of Mandamus on behalf of Pondwater Jack

« on: December 28, 2015, 08:16:56 PM »

it took me 47 clicks to post that

You rough ridin Illinois-Reject German scum

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Kansas State Football / Re: Official Writ of Mandamus on behalf of Pondwater Jack

« on: December 28, 2015, 08:14:22 PM »

I'm declaring this thread a success

EPAW, PM me any questions you might have


Have a good night

Harry Rex Vonner
Attorney

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Kansas State Football / We love EMAW unconditionally

« on: December 24, 2015, 01:24:23 PM »

It does not matter what you are EMAW. We accept you. Showing you decency and common love of humanity has never been in question here. We are here for you.

Hog fans, sure, we have EMAW by the balls, and of course they enjoy it. It is what it is. They like pain. They're like "spank me! spank me!" and I guess that's what we've been doing. Unknowingly giving them sexual pleasure. And that's okay. There's nothing necessarily wrong with that, at least not on our end, since we at least didn't intend for it to fall into the category of sexual deviancy.

We can't help that EMAW is spewing all over the room here. 

But live and let live I say. I always say that.

Anyway Hog fans, let's proceed toward 2016 with love in our hearts for these wayward human beings. They ARE human beings yall. Let's not forget that.

Have a nice day everyone. 

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Little White-Guilt Punk Bitch Radical Lives Matter

« on: December 23, 2015, 06:30:43 PM »

Here's to you, disingenuous lying propaganda whores

Congratulations EMAW

and God bless you

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Kansas State Football / Re: In the spirit of Christmas I accept my unbanning as opology for being banned

« on: December 23, 2015, 02:33:59 PM »

this is the greatest thread ever

Jack has these punks on the run - they don't know which end is up

They can't respond. They're lost!

LOST!!!!

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Kansas State Football / Re: OFFICIAL: "THAT'S IT!!!! I'M WHOOPIN' YOUR ASS!!!" THREAD

« on: December 23, 2015, 02:32:04 PM »

STFU pigaggies. Something important is going down and we don't need this stupid rough ridin' thread bumped.

you STFU Baby Seal Guy

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Kansas State Football / Re: In the spirit of Christmas I accept my unbanning as opology for being banned

« on: December 23, 2015, 08:38:29 AM »

How did I end up banned and this mutant gets the keys to the Datsun

not smart - not smart at all

once Jack becomes a mod, he will not look kindly upon your remark here

And he won't forget. Jack never forgets.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Did goEMAW sign up for a community outreach program?

« on: December 23, 2015, 08:28:26 AM »

Teddy Pendergast? Is that you Teddy?

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: People from Arkansas are incredibly racist

« on: December 23, 2015, 08:24:42 AM »

kudos to the husband for not having a wife who is 10 years old

progress! 

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Kansas State Football / Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh

« on: December 20, 2015, 09:24:48 PM »

wait a minute... Dickstone, were you banging this chick?? 

Another Zoophilia reference by one our guest....this stuff really is just instinctive for you guys isn't it?

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Kansas State Football / Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh

« on: December 20, 2015, 08:32:14 PM »

wait a minute... Dickstone, were you banging this chick?? 

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Kansas State Football / Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh

« on: December 20, 2015, 08:28:24 PM »

Big Train - Still Stupid




anyway, here's you guys slamming the debate national championship actually

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=12170.0



What's up with that PC millennials? 

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Kansas State Football / Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh

« on: December 20, 2015, 08:19:57 PM »

It's too perfect that you choose to ridicule academic accomplishments in the thread throwing shade on the dubious nature of academics at U of Ark.

I didn't ridicule anything

congrats to this debate team

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Kansas State Football / Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh

« on: December 20, 2015, 07:59:18 PM »

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Kansas State Football / Re: In the spirit of Christmas I accept my unbanning as opology for being banned

« on: December 20, 2015, 07:35:12 PM »

fake

...speaking of rampant and disgustingly soiled perversion...

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Kansas State Football / Re: In the spirit of Christmas I accept my unbanning as opology for being banned

« on: December 20, 2015, 07:29:31 PM »

Congratulations overtheroadtruckdriver, congratulations son


Spock has just contacted me via Private Message and has informed me that you have been elevated to the position of Administrator Of EPAW, as per the request of one Jackson Holly Blasingame of course


You now may proceed with administering much-needed discipline to this den of wanton debauchery

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Kansas State Football / Re: Liberty Bowl

« on: December 20, 2015, 04:50:02 PM »

it's no soil judging championship



we admit that

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Kansas State Football / Re: The sooner the Liberty Bowl comes n goes the better

« on: December 20, 2015, 04:21:38 PM »

It's like a boat full of self-proclaimed world class anglers caught a fish, they all stood around and high-fived each other and then that fish ate them and their boat.

pretty deep

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Kansas State Football / Re: The sooner the Liberty Bowl comes n goes the better

« on: December 20, 2015, 04:01:47 PM »

this Trim guy thinks we were trolled?! 

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Kansas State Football / Re: In the spirit of Christmas I accept my unbanning as opology for being banned

« on: December 20, 2015, 01:38:16 PM »

Nobody rough ridin' cares you loser

That's it.

Killer Mike has been dispatched and is heading your way in his Dodge Charger.

It's just bidnez for Mike. He gotta eat.

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Kansas State Football / Re: This is embarrassing

« on: December 20, 2015, 01:28:13 PM »

The Big Train, Lib7, dugout dickstone, and Trim are fighting their asses off in here while most of you blowhard "big shots" watch them get their asses kicked all over this blog by a bunch a goddamn Arky's.
Stevedave do you see what is happening here you big pussy?  For the love of God and all that is Holy people ........... Do something!!!!

this is the most accreate post i have seen to date on here.  Tubesock is a leader on this board and for the others apathy has set in.  The others have mailed it in.  Pathetic.

Thank God you're back

Spock didn't see fit to hold you down any longer - that's basically an apology from Spock right there

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: Messages to EMAW from Pondwater Jack

« on: December 20, 2015, 11:38:45 AM »

another message from Jack..



"EMAW! Fore one, I'm on the outside looking in and see a sHITTON of grammer mistakes from you socalled KState academians. fine. FINE. Its your massage board and if you want to portray the stupid, then do it. Tubesock, thank you for yor unbiased analysis of the proceedings thus far.

I plan on making it in as soon as the apologies start rolling in. I like that pitchfork emoticon = who is CARL?

One last think... all of you politically correct wusses on here, why did the feminazis not win the war to make the website into EPAW? Every Person A Wildcat. IT'S ONLY FAIR!!!!! so just like Obama refusing to use anything but ISIL, I'm referring to you as EPAW.

SEXYIST NEANDERTHALLS!!!!!"

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Kansas State Football / Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh

« on: December 20, 2015, 12:26:30 AM »

Bama Stupid now has a rival

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Kansas State Football / Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh

« on: December 19, 2015, 11:26:36 PM »

the Stupid Level just went up again

bringing new meaning to raising the bar. participation trophies all around!

I think he's bragging about KState's Future Farmers of America chapter here

which is fine - they look like great kids

bruh u cant be dissing the FFA. eff wrong with u

my bad