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Messages - Ted Stryker

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My guess?  Another 2 year extension.

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Every time he crosses his arms and runs up and down the coaches box, force him to squat and kick like a Russian Cossack dancer. 

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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: Ah hell. A 1/2 cheer for oscar.
« on: March 24, 2016, 09:54:59 PM »
Free Runzas every time Oscar sprints up and down the coaches box like a crazed raccoon.

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Can we get this thread going again?  There has to be new material out there

Final Four.... Takes Currie to BWW, asks the bartender if they can watch reruns of "Castle". 

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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: 2016 Big 12 Tournament
« on: March 11, 2016, 08:21:37 PM »
So Selden's uncle is a Dollar Store Flavor Flav - no wonder Selden will be a 4 year guy in Lawrence

Dollar Store Flav A Flav??  You're giving that guy way too much credit

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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: What I like about Coach Weber
« on: March 10, 2016, 07:19:03 PM »
He's never been late to a game...so that's something. 

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I hate that he stands 8 feet on the court with his arms crossed.
I hate that he stands 8 feet on the court holding his hands in front of him.
I hate that the only mammals that understand his whiny voice are dogs and dolphins.
I hate that he ran like a dork up and down the coaches box Saturday.

And I really hate that KSU loses a lot when he's running the team.

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Convince the president or a.d. that the 'try hard' charts are both racist and violate TitleIX.

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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: Victory was right there...
« on: January 23, 2016, 11:53:40 AM »
You guys are going to look like such bandwagoners when we are a 7 seed in the tourney in 3 years

And lose to the 10 seed by 15.

Which tourney....NIT or Big 12?

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Falls in a well, Lassie doesn't bother to get help. 

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Needs to spell "coaching" to win the bee, looks confused and asks for the word to be used in a sentence.

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Doesn't like what he sees on the court, goes into his famous Cross The Arms Turkish Moving Screen dance.

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Vows to work on whiny/high pitched voice, sucks on balloon filled with helium.

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