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Kansas State Football / Re: Auburn can eat a dingleberry
« on: September 18, 2014, 12:56:45 PM »
EMAW's can't handle all that beauty in one post, Lizard. Cut them some slack.
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Kansas State Football / Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
« on: September 18, 2014, 11:00:30 AM »
Spracner thinks I'm a HUGE racist and bigot. No idea why. Still butthurt from the other day I guess.
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Kansas State Football / Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
« on: September 18, 2014, 10:55:14 AM »Play cards and a fast ball boy? That's a hell of a 1 2 punch
What is the line on how many diapers Snyder ruins tonight? I was thinking a 1 diaper per quarter average. Give me +4
You don't ruin a diaper by pooping in it. That's like saying you ruin a book by reading it.
Add ageism to the growing list of bigotries for this one...
WOW. You cannot be serious with that Spracner. HAHAHA. #scrubtalk
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Kansas State Football / Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
« on: September 18, 2014, 10:46:47 AM »Play cards and a fast ball boy? That's a hell of a 1 2 punch
What is the line on how many diapers Snyder ruins tonight? I was thinking a 1 diaper per quarter average. Give me +4
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Kansas State Football / Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
« on: September 18, 2014, 10:37:50 AM »Your receiver is not even faster than your ball boy? Must be v slow. I'm pretty sure none of our equipment managers or coaches or ball boys could keep up with any of our fast players.
Yeah, Melvin Ray isn't very fast. He is only a former pro baseball player......
Why would you have a guy who isn't very fast play wide receiver?I've always thought that a fast guy is necessary for that spot on the field.
Goodness, you really just don't get it. Usually, the cornerbacks on the field are the fastest players. BUT, they can't catch the football. Calvin Johnson is the best receiver in football, but he isn't that fast is he? Go somewhere with that scrub statement.
I dunno but I bet that your ball boy would lose a race to Calvin Johnson
Wow!!!!! Someone tell Mel Kiper Jr to pack it up. We have a new football genius.
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Kansas State Football / Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
« on: September 18, 2014, 10:34:54 AM »Please shower (with soap!) before coming to our beloved LHC LHC Bill Snyder Family Stadium. I doubt our players will be ready for that infamous Alabama "scent", and it might distract them enough for you guys to sneak a couple of TDs in. TIA!
We will kindly shower after the game too. Our players don't need to get sick from all the feces spread over the field by k-state players. We don't need pink eye for our real games.
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Kansas State Football / Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
« on: September 18, 2014, 10:28:11 AM »Your receiver is not even faster than your ball boy? Must be v slow. I'm pretty sure none of our equipment managers or coaches or ball boys could keep up with any of our fast players.
Yeah, Melvin Ray isn't very fast. He is only a former pro baseball player......
Why would you have a guy who isn't very fast play wide receiver?
Goodness, you really just don't get it. Usually, the cornerbacks on the field are the fastest players. BUT, they can't catch the football. Calvin Johnson is the best receiver in football, but he isn't that fast is he? Go somewhere with that scrub statement.
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Kansas State Football / Re: Gameday
« on: September 18, 2014, 10:23:01 AM »You guys ready to lose?
If you are referring to our virginity we lost that years ago, but we will still eff you anyway.
#purpletendencies
#manlove
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Kansas State Football / Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
« on: September 18, 2014, 10:22:07 AM »
The hardest part of my day will be trying to name just 1 single player on the K-state roster. Scrub team.
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Kansas State Football / Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
« on: September 18, 2014, 10:19:58 AM »
I always forget people lose their accents when their football team doesn't win. I guess we are talking with someone who is just a few cards short of a full deck.
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Kansas State Football / Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
« on: September 18, 2014, 10:17:25 AM »
I heard Snyder's diaper changer has the fastest hands in the West.
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Kansas State Football / Re: Auburn can eat a dingleberry
« on: September 17, 2014, 04:37:58 PM »One of the easiest ways to figure out if a fan of another team is a moron is to see how fast they post a picture of a SMOKIN' HOT BABE wearing the gear from their school.
"Oh yeah? If our team was gonna lose, would we have babes wearing our jerseys? Check this picture out bruh!!!"
That is a Pulitzer Prize worthy assessment. Bravo!!!
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Kansas State Football / Re: Auburn can eat a dingleberry
« on: September 17, 2014, 04:30:11 PM »
Game day attire vs. everyday attire, not really in the same ball park. No big deal though.
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Kansas State Football / Re: Auburn can eat a dingleberry
« on: September 17, 2014, 04:17:31 PM »
Ok, he's a doctor. Big deal.
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Kansas State Football / Re: Auburn can eat a dingleberry
« on: September 17, 2014, 04:15:17 PM »
That's the independents. AKA The fun ones. Actually know the one on the far right. haha. Where did you find that pic?
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Kansas State Football / Re: Auburn can eat a dingleberry
« on: September 17, 2014, 04:07:03 PM »Yeah, the real baggy t-shirt combo with the running shorts is definitely a thing at Auburn. Like literally 90% of them are dressed up in the same get up parading around campus.
It's pitiful. It all starts their first week as freshman. They clear out the retail stores that sell the shorts and Chacos. Then they trick their way to getting as many social event shirts(frat/sorority) as possible, and get them in sizes that Charlie Weis could fit in. I always asked why they couldn't get one that actually fit right, and always seemed to get the "well this is comfortable" reply. Hey, but let me tell ya, they clean up good!
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Kansas State Football / Re: Auburn can eat a dingleberry
« on: September 17, 2014, 03:54:55 PM »Good list, Blumpkin.
Serious question, what is the deal with all the chicks in running shorts?
Honestly, I have yet to figure this one out myself. It began after I graduated. It's the worst when they have on t-shirts that are 4 sizes too big. It's a disgrace. The ones that wear Chacos with this get up as well are pretty much undateables. Just some brainwashing trick the uppity sorority leaders have conjured up to make their women look ridiculous.
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Kansas State Football / Re: Auburn can eat a dingleberry
« on: September 17, 2014, 03:48:55 PM »
It's actually lightly salted roasted peanuts. But it's ok. Ignorance is widespread in Kansas.
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Kansas State Football / Re: Auburn can eat a dingleberry
« on: September 17, 2014, 03:28:01 PM »
Hahahahahahahahahahaha. Sign him up for open mic at the comedy club.
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Kansas State Football / Re: Auburn can eat a dingleberry
« on: September 17, 2014, 03:24:21 PM »
Yessssss
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Kansas State Football / Re: Auburn can eat a dingleberry
« on: September 17, 2014, 03:12:24 PM »
Must be a liberal forum. That's funny.
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Kansas State Football / Re: Auburn can eat a dingleberry
« on: September 17, 2014, 03:05:17 PM »Only a racist would be this defensiveBlimp must not have had a very good time in Auburn. Sad little fella seems like he may be on the Michael Sam guide as much as he was paying attention to the guys there. Also, because we actually have a decent mascot besides some little punk running around in football equipment with a character head on, you can't be serious with that assessment of Aubie or the War Eagle saying. And "Legendary Head Coach"? You have to be kidding. Last time I checked, no "legend" was mediocre in their given field. Y'all really set the pedestal high.
i do not agree with your homophobic and probably racist rhetoric, but i will defend, to the death sir or madam, your right to say it.
My goodness! Racist? Is everything said about a minority racist these days? Not one statement I made was racist. That is what is wrong with our country. I crack a elementary joke about some stranger, and you all get butthurt because "you think" it is race laced. You sir aren't fighting for the same thing I believe in.
If I were low enough to be a racist, I would have probably used much different language. But it's ok, keep that narrow mind running.
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Kansas State Football / Re: Auburn can eat a dingleberry
« on: September 17, 2014, 02:58:08 PM »
Then I'd say we look good against Bama being .500 for that time frame. Anymore information little scrub?
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Kansas State Football / Re: Auburn can eat a dingleberry
« on: September 17, 2014, 02:51:00 PM »
I guess 8-4 the past 12 years versus Alabama isn't good? Hmmm. Good point. When your program gets it's head above .500 check back with me. And funny you joke about that, never forget North Dakota State.