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Kansas State Football / Re: Cameron Jerrell Newton

« on: September 18, 2014, 09:01:34 AM »

He's a sexy, sexy man.

You should also add that his family was paid over $200K for him to play at Auburn and that Auburn got away it.   Throw that in people's faces constantly and never back away.   

Total hottie mchottington and we paid $200K for his sexiness and talent to boot . . . and got away with it!!

Just wish we could have added him to our stable of models, sex video stars and general studs.

Oh yeah, you got to own it. Just adds to peoples rage who want to bring it up.  You can actually see their face go through like 5 shades of red hot mad. 

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Kansas State Football / Cameron Jerrell Newton

« on: September 18, 2014, 08:45:22 AM »

Gents, this is something I like to post on opposing fans boards the day of our biggest matchups.  A celebration of the caramel skinned stallion of mythological proportions.  A cyborg from the future, sent back in time from the planet Sex to transcend football and mankind.  This is a thread to share your greatest feats, darkest fears and sexual fantasies.  As well as your own stories of how Cam has changed your life in a positive way.  In his name, we praise.  Amen. 



Looking forward to a great contest tonight.  Best of luck. 

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Kansas State Football / Re: Jermaine Whitehead out vs. KSU

« on: September 18, 2014, 08:30:34 AM »

Heard from a couple of friends with extremely high FBIQ that Auburn's defense is actually more effective without this Whitehead character on the field

Wasn't happy to hear this news

I'd have to double check the stats, which I won't, but I'm pretty sure we haven't allowed a point with him not on the field since 2012.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Who is the most handsome player on the K St roster?

« on: September 17, 2014, 10:23:44 PM »

You know I was saving that one. Wanted to get this thread going a bit before I drop the Dameyune and Cam hammer.

On a side note I totally whiffed on young Roc. Just a dazzling young man. Really grew out of that acne in a hurry.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Piss Pounding Auburn - The Truth

« on: September 17, 2014, 10:13:05 PM »

Haha. What up bro. Na, just decided I needed to cut back on my internetting one day and haven't been back. Caught a link to this board and it was a breath of fresh air so thought I'd participate a bit.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Jermaine Whitehead out vs. KSU

« on: September 17, 2014, 09:28:54 PM »

He's like our worst player. His backup is a lot better. Ask anyone.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Auburn can eat a dingleberry

« on: September 17, 2014, 12:32:39 PM »

I've enjoyed you guys and actually agree with most of your thoughts but I will not stand for anyone bedowngrading our beloved eagle(s).  They are majestic creatures and watching them circle the stadium is a sight to behold.  They are treated with the utmost care and respect. Take it back please. 

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Kansas State Football / Re: Gypsies already parked in the sheep lot.

« on: September 17, 2014, 12:14:01 PM »

Just a tip for you KSU gents regarding the Auburn RVers.  They are basically required to give you as much free food and booze as you request.  It's extremely important to our fans that other fanbases think we are the best they've ever encountered, particularly when compared to Bama fans.  Probably even let you bang their wife/daughther/ goat inside the RV if you say something like " God I hate Bama, their fans are trash".  Anyway, the food is usually pretty good and there's usually a couple hotties around even if all the men are fat and disabled.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Who is the most handsome player on the K St roster?

« on: September 17, 2014, 09:35:06 AM »

This is LHC LHC Bill Snyder.

Oh my.  Think he'd look even better with a little chest hair but to each their own.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Who is the most handsome player on the K St roster?

« on: September 17, 2014, 09:33:14 AM »

This denim vest guy/girl has zeal and I like it!

I don't like to put a label on it but "guy" will do.   I strive for a multi-gender/ racial persona on the internet.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Who is the most handsome player on the K St roster?

« on: September 17, 2014, 09:23:11 AM »

Wow, just want to pinch those cheeks on Lockett.  Handsome, adorable both will do.  Not trying to box us in here on the topic.  Can talk coaches as well.  Auburn has a couple dreamboats on the coaching staff. 

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Kansas State Football / Re: Who is the most handsome player on the K St roster?

« on: September 17, 2014, 09:09:24 AM »

that's the best you got? 

He looks better in person I'll give you that.  It's not our best crop in the looks department.  Certainly no Cam Newton on the roster. 

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Kansas State Football / Who is the most handsome player on the K St roster?

« on: September 17, 2014, 09:03:55 AM »

I'm sure Waters is in the discussion but his eyebrows look a little bushy for the top spot. 

For Auburn, I give you Kris Frost:


Just a light skinned adonis with rugged masculinity. 

If we're talking shirtless then Carl Lawson and Sammie Coates jump to the top of the discussion as well.  Anyway, just wondering who I need to keep my eye on Thursday night.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Are we Auburn's Super Bowl?

« on: September 16, 2014, 11:10:45 PM »

All that gum smacking just to watch your little team get beat up and down the field. It's a shame you don't know what's coming. That "hostile environment" will be cleared out after 3 quarters from sheer embarrassment. Just a bump in the road for the Auburn Tigers. Hold into those popcorn bags so you can use them as a personal trash can for all those s**t tickets you'll use for either tears or to wipe that ass clean after we beat the s**t out of the house cats.

I hereby banish you from the internet FOR LIFE. Godspeed sweet child.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Sugar Dick's Auburn Appreciation Thread

« on: September 16, 2014, 09:51:22 PM »

Not to be THAT GUY or anything, but has AU bball done anything relevant....ever?

Made it to the quarterfinals of the NIT like 5 years ago as a matter of fact.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Auburn v jokesas state

« on: September 16, 2014, 11:06:20 AM »

I apologize for this heat gents.  Totally uncalled for hostility directed towards our gracious hosts.  Our practices are usually closed to the public FWIW so this poster is sorely mistaken. 

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Kansas State Football / Re: A Damn Good Article, No Matter Which Side You Are On Thursday

« on: September 16, 2014, 10:33:57 AM »

You picked a pretty great name denim vest

Preciate that.  It really is God's gift to male outerwear.  Or you can wear it as a shirt on a hot day.  Feels great against the skin.  Buttons, snaps, zipper makes no difference.  Very versatile.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Are we Auburn's Super Bowl?

« on: September 16, 2014, 10:31:22 AM »

I think that's fair to say.  I have many friends who passed on going to both the title game in 2010 and 2013 because they had made plans to trip to Manhattan, KS to attend this contest.  Granted, we had our share at both title games but for those on tight budgets this is the game that an overwhelming majority of our fans have made sacrifices to attend. 

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Kansas State Football / Re: A Damn Good Article, No Matter Which Side You Are On Thursday

« on: September 16, 2014, 10:03:01 AM »

listen Denim Vest, I am in fact a 60+ year old Auburn homer and I did not find that article to be a tremendous read, or even a damn good read

You must be young at heart.  The old guard usually really enjoys his stuff and shows their appreciation in the form of kudos and multiple exclamation points. There are exceptions though I suppose.

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Kansas State Football / Re: A Damn Good Article, No Matter Which Side You Are On Thursday

« on: September 16, 2014, 09:34:21 AM »

Phillip Marshall articles are for 60+ year old Auburn homers.  If you go in knowing that it's a tremendous read.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Is it crowded in here? (KSU FANS ONLY!)

« on: September 16, 2014, 08:34:04 AM »

If I may interject where not wanted I think what you have here is the perfect storm of overzealous rednecks, a somewhat unknown opponent and a pretty entertaining board relative to the witless drivel provided by most Auburn internet sites.  Unfortunately, I suspect the comments regarding this being a tuneup for UTEP drew the most attention from the AU faithful so that's probably indicative of who you're dealing with primarily. 

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Kansas State Football / Re: Piss Pounding Auburn - The Truth

« on: September 15, 2014, 10:54:34 PM »

Harsh doses of reality in this thread.  I think some of us Auburn fans needed to hear it but it makes me sick to my stomach.  Unfortunately, I've already made plans to watch some of this game.  Since there seems to be little suspense related to what's actually going to happen on the field I'm curious about what kind of pageantry we'll be in for pregame.

Is the world's largest groundhog/ gopher at all affiliated with K St?
Are there any cool pregame videographics used to hype the crowd?  Thinking like a LHC Bill Snyder going out to get the morning paper and all hell breaks loose.  Or a spinning LHC Bill Snyder head ala Mugatu from Zoolander.


Anyways, looking forward to seeing what real football looks like.  This hurry up option BS with Kim Kardashian flash cards gets kind of silly to be honest but as an Auburn fan we have to embrace it.  All I ask is that you don't ridicule our male fans for bringing their own pom poms to the game.  It's a very important part of cfb in the South and people get sensitive about it.  If this thread is any indication, I'm sure you'll show nothing but class.  Maybe even humor them and say how cool it is even if you don't mean it.