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Kansas State Football / Re: Let's talk Auburn...
« on: September 22, 2014, 10:37:02 AM »Are we supposed to plant crops on the field?
Well, being an ag school I assume you have a turf line of study or research group...?
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Well, being an ag school I assume you have a turf line of study or research group...?
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Kansas State Football / Re: Let's talk Auburn...
« on: September 19, 2014, 04:29:45 PM »Big chemical can't send a team to the ag research capital of the world?
The game is at Kansas St., not Auburn.
You better tread lightly, pal. We can take jokes about our football team, but we take our ag very, very seriously.
Hey now, so do we. They don't call us Au-barn for nothing. (actually Bammers think that we should be ashamed of our history as an ag & eng. university and use that term in a disparaging manner, which is ridiculous because we are proud of being 'barners'!)
http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=12964.0
As an aside to the game, but pertinent to our earlier discussion in this thread, it's a damn shame an Ag school has Astroturf on it's field.
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Kansas State Football / Re: Kudos for Cats after a hard fought (albiet frustrating game)
« on: September 19, 2014, 09:55:06 AM »
Kudos on coming to play Powercats. Your guys were fired up and ready to go. Lockett is the real deal. Sloppy game played by both sides. Good Luck for the rest of your season and win on out. We'll be pulling for y'all.
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Kansas State Football / Re: Auburn can eat a dingleberry
« on: September 18, 2014, 09:38:34 AM »1. Cousin Eddie was from Kansas. This is a fair point, but you can eat a dingleberryThanks, but I'll take a boiled peanut instead.
2. I never said were weren't fat, we're just not the fattest. You're fat. Deal with it.Well, personally, I'm a physical specimen, but as a state, yes we have a lot of fat bastards.
3. And in all honesty, Alabama and Kansas arguing over obesity and number of rednecks is kinda like New Yorkers and New Jerseyians arguing over who is the lesser a**hole. Way to make this a Yankee thingThe Yankees are always to blame. ALWAYS.
4. I'll just leave these here. Maps are for nerds.Well, this explains your past border skirmishes with Missouri.
Here's to a good game tonight gents!
Going to be a blast tonight! Thank you for having fun with us!
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Kansas State Football / Re: Auburn can eat a dingleberry
« on: September 18, 2014, 09:16:17 AM »
1. Cousin Eddie was from Kansas.
2. I never said were weren't fat, we're just not the fattest.
3. And in all honesty, Alabama and Kansas arguing over obesity and number of rednecks is kinda like New Yorkers and New Jerseyians arguing over who is the lesser a**hole.
4. I'll just leave these here.
Here's to a good game tonight gents!
2. I never said were weren't fat, we're just not the fattest.
3. And in all honesty, Alabama and Kansas arguing over obesity and number of rednecks is kinda like New Yorkers and New Jerseyians arguing over who is the lesser a**hole.
4. I'll just leave these here.
Here's to a good game tonight gents!
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Kansas State Football / Re: Auburn can eat a dingleberry
« on: September 17, 2014, 05:02:11 PM »the thing about boiled peanuts is that THEY PUT THEM IN THEIR rough ridin' COCA COLAS I SWEAR THIS TO GOD
That's crazy talk. We put roasted peanuts in Coke. Only a peckerwood goobersmooch from Kansas would put boiled peanuts in a Coke. Just ask Barbra Mandrell.
Alabama is the dumbest and fatest state in the union.
I assume you meant "fattest", but either way you're wrong on both counts. We aren't even in the top ten fattest, and actually are only 1 spot from Kansas. Of course I think y'all's results might still be skewed from the lingering Mangino effect. In regard to dumbest, we are currently not even in the top 6, which a perfectly acceptable and regular number at which to stop counting and is completely unrelated to Alabama's actual ranking.
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Kansas State Football / Re: Auburn can eat a dingleberry
« on: September 17, 2014, 03:33:50 PM »1) I lived in Auburn, Alabama for 2 years working as a faculty member at Auburn University. You still have a Hastings which is cute and a Shakey's Pizza. Kudos. But all of the students rolling around in running shorts and winter coats when it is 70 degrees makes you look like a bunch of chodes.
2) The Alabama comb-over. All the dudes in Alabama walked around campus with tight ass khaki shorts that clearly ride up the cornhole with tucked in shorts, a stupid comb-over that is clearly inbred with adorning boat shoes/loafers. And enough with the Risky Business 80s sunglasses. We get it...you're trying to be all southerny and preppy which is a complete paradox. That is like saying my trailor is a mansion. Accept the inbred genes you came from people. You're from Kansas. Kansas.
2) Boiled peanuts.
Are absolutely delicious and only an ignorant summabeech would think otherwise.
3) Toomer's corner is pretty cool. I get that. But driving on College Street is one of the worst things possible in a town that size. People use the turn lane like a regular driving lane and it's racist. Magnolia is the AIDS of streets and we need to stop that epidemic before it gets out of control.
4) Loachapoka Syrup Sop. I don't get it. It's a small town festival for syrup, but like one vendor has syrup. It's mostly a cover to sell E Coli infested turtles and racist things like lynches and confederate flags.
Salmonella. You get Salmonella from reptiles. And I wasn't aware lynches could be purchased in a retail fashion. Next thing your gonna tell me is you just swipe your card on someone's phone Square and commence to hangin' some poor fella.
5) Public prayer. Every time I went out to dinner with my colleagues at AU, they prayed before the meal. I love the G-O-D but it is awkward sitting around while people hold hands and pray before meals wondering where their hands have been.
Sorry that actually living out our faith offended you. You're probably one of them AlKaydeers aint cha?6) Chicks wearing sundresses. That's pretty hot. You've got that going for you.
Yes. Yes it is.
7) Jordan-Hare Stadium or should I say copycat of Arrowhead stadium. Auburn, your stadium is a house of lies. The stadium is clearly a rip-off of Arrowhead stadium. You'll never be Alabama.
See, this is where your story falls apart, clearly you've never been to Auburn. However, it wouldn't be a bad place to be fashioned after if it were true. Thank the sweet Lord for that.
8) Aubie. You are the worst of all. You constantly look like you are having a seizure. Get some meds man. You walk around like a tiger, but tigers don't walk on two feet. That's un-American you douches. Aubie's head is beyond flat which is probably the result of inbreeding or being eaten by all those war eagles flying around.
I'm beginning to think you might have spent those 2 years as "faculty" *ahem* at Clemson and not Auburn.
9) War Eagle. What the eff is that? What is this Rome? The story of how it even came about is a total lie. Plus, when I went to a game against Mississippi State I saw the damn eagle slam into the glass of the press box. That is inhumane and cruel. Southern hospitality...more like brutally slaying animals across all walks of life.
Ummm, it's an eagle. Now, as a Southerner however, I have brutally slain my fair share of animals.
Can't wait until tomorrow. Gonna be fun!
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Kansas State Football / Re: Piss Pounding Auburn - The Truth
« on: September 17, 2014, 12:14:27 PM »
Seriously though, with two star QB in Wes Snipes and Woody Harrelson, as well as an innovative coach in Goldie Hawn, it's gonna be interesting.
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Kansas State Football / Re: K-State vs Auburn - Serious Game Discussion Thread (No Bullshit)
« on: September 17, 2014, 12:08:08 PM »I need a fact check on Mr. Dennis Dodd, please my new Wildcatfriendsacquaintancesstrangers tolerating me on their board.
@dennisdoddcbs: Half of the K-State roster vs. Auburn -- 58 players -- will be former or current walk-ons.
Is this true? We don't need a team full of Rudy's giving their all and playing with heart and all that crap. I'd prefer we're going up against 2 and 3-star recruits coasting through college not trying to prove anything.
I did not see the other thread that has this particular tweet as its topic before I brought this up here in this thread. Sorry or the redundancy of posting things twice in a redundant manner thereby duplicating information already out there. Reduntantly.
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Kansas State Football / Re: Is This Tweet Legit? KSU Roster Stat.
« on: September 17, 2014, 11:23:20 AM »
I did not see this thread before I brought this up in the no BS thread. Sorry or the redundancy of posting things twice in a redundant manner thereby duplicating information already out there.
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Kansas State Football / Re: K-State vs Auburn - Serious Game Discussion Thread (No Bullshit)
« on: September 17, 2014, 10:59:34 AM »
I need a fact check on Mr. Dennis Dodd, please my new Wildcat friends acquaintances strangers tolerating me on their board.
@dennisdoddcbs: Half of the K-State roster vs. Auburn -- 58 players -- will be former or current walk-ons.
Is this true? We don't need a team full of Rudy's giving their all and playing with heart and all that crap. I'd prefer we're going up against 2 and 3-star recruits coasting through college not trying to prove anything.
@dennisdoddcbs: Half of the K-State roster vs. Auburn -- 58 players -- will be former or current walk-ons.
Is this true? We don't need a team full of Rudy's giving their all and playing with heart and all that crap. I'd prefer we're going up against 2 and 3-star recruits coasting through college not trying to prove anything.
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Kansas State Football / Re: Let's talk Auburn...
« on: September 16, 2014, 12:25:28 PM »
Hey we gots da nashunal champeeonchips in Ag too, son.
2003 NATIONAL CHAMPIONS SOIL JUDGING
http://www.ag.auburn.edu/comm/news/2003/soil.php
AND we whipped some wildcat butt this year as well!
http://www.delval.edu/news/delaware-valley-college-hosts-the-2014-national-collegiate-soil-judging-com
Y'all betta recognize.
Woot, woot!
2003 NATIONAL CHAMPIONS SOIL JUDGING
http://www.ag.auburn.edu/comm/news/2003/soil.php
AND we whipped some wildcat butt this year as well!
http://www.delval.edu/news/delaware-valley-college-hosts-the-2014-national-collegiate-soil-judging-com
Y'all betta recognize.
Woot, woot!
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Kansas State Football / Re: Auburn v jokesas state
« on: September 16, 2014, 11:44:43 AM »I'm going with Joke-sas, 2 syllables
Yeah, 3 syllables with -saw is reserved for the Piggies.
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Kansas State Football / Re: things you would ask Auburn fans if they could afford to make it to the game
« on: September 16, 2014, 11:35:10 AM »Is Bill a Penn St. alum, a Thundercats fan, or both?+
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I was wondering where the oval in our logo came from. T-Y
So I have been able to answer two questions for you today, what a barner is and the mysterious provenance of the powercat.
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Kansas State Football / Re: How much is Auburn overlooking us?
« on: September 16, 2014, 11:31:48 AM »
It could have been worse. If I see Papyrus or Comic Sans on just one more thing I'm gonna have to choke someone.
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Kansas State Football / Re: Auburn v jokesas state
« on: September 16, 2014, 11:15:23 AM »
Ugh. Hopefully this is a Bammer posing as an Auburn fan in an effort to toss shade our way. And yes, as said as it is there are folks in their fanbase that do that every week. If truly an Auburn fan, then I apologize on his behalf. Not for trying crack on KSU, but for the lack of wit and humor involved.
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Kansas State Football / Re: Let's talk Auburn...
« on: September 16, 2014, 11:03:05 AM »Big chemical can't send a team to the ag research capital of the world?
The game is at Kansas St., not Auburn.
You better tread lightly, pal. We can take jokes about our football team, but we take our ag very, very seriously.
Hey now, so do we. They don't call us Au-barn for nothing. (actually Bammers think that we should be ashamed of our history as an ag & eng. university and use that term in a disparaging manner, which is ridiculous because we are proud of being 'barners'!)
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Kansas State Football / Re: Let's talk Auburn...
« on: September 16, 2014, 09:57:38 AM »Big chemical can't send a team to the ag research capital of the world?
The game is at Kansas St., not Auburn.
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Kansas State Football / Re: How much is Auburn overlooking us?
« on: September 16, 2014, 09:55:13 AM »
To be honest, I think most of us on here only visited in the first place because we were impressed with the level of humor and grasp of sarcasm in the "Piss Pound" thread, which was linked on one of our boards. Generally speaking, we're not a group to truly smack talk on opponent's boards on game week. That's more the style of our crimson brethren from across the state. I've enjoyed the good natured banter so far and hope for a fun, injury-free game on Thursday night. (ending in an AU victory of course. 
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Kansas State Football / Re: How much is Auburn overlooking us?
« on: September 16, 2014, 09:43:46 AM »
The team itself? Not at all. The fanbase? More than they should.
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Kansas State Football / Re: things you would ask Auburn fans if they could afford to make it to the game
« on: September 16, 2014, 09:42:03 AM »
Is Bill a Penn St. alum, a Thundercats fan, or both?
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Kansas State Football / Re: Piss Pounding Auburn - The Truth
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Kansas State Football / Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
« on: September 15, 2014, 05:58:25 PM »30somethingdadwithdaughter-ese.
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