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Messages - Harvey Updyke

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Kansas State Football / Re: War Damn
« on: September 17, 2014, 01:36:36 PM »

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Kansas State Football / Re: War Damn
« on: September 17, 2014, 11:50:12 AM »
Why is it roll DAMN eagle and also roll DAMN tide?

Only Harvey says "Roll damn tide".    The others just say ... "Rrrrrooooooollllll  Tide"  while holding a tide box with a toilette paper roll attached.

Others say it too now, so only partially true, airman.  But I like the cut of your jib.  Carry on.

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Kansas State Football / Re: War Damn
« on: September 17, 2014, 11:42:52 AM »
ROLL DAMN TIDE!!

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Kansas State Football / Re: Piss Pounding Auburn - The Truth
« on: September 17, 2014, 11:06:10 AM »

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Kansas State Football / Re: Piss Pounding Auburn - The Truth
« on: September 15, 2014, 08:54:26 PM »
I got my cousin,,,I mean my wife to write this...I done got my GED while I was in prison, but your big words got me all confused.  I still don't understand why in Sam Hill we are goin up to that fancy pants institute higher lernin....shoot, for munths now I have dreaded this coming Thursday.  I just hope I get off in time from my job as a gizzard puller at the chicken plant to watch the game.  I watched the highlights from your ins total domination of our boy Paul Roads.  Man...that was a clinic.  I just hope none of boys get whipped too bad....I just hope we come back with only our pride wounded. Gotta run, my parole officer is callin me.


P.S.  I really like your basketball Coach, that Bob Huggins sure can coach.

 :facepalm:

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Kansas State Football / The check cleared!!
« on: September 10, 2014, 04:14:19 PM »
yall will be happy to know that i am fullfilling my obligations to the courts and the first payment toward making things right about those dead trees has cleared my bank.

you now can all kindly stfu.

 :Flipped off x2:

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this a free to crow blog

i like your zeal 'tater... 


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The Cats that barely got past ISU: 24
The reigning SEC Champs: 38

i don't think you realize it barner-boy but outside of Bama and LSU, the rest of the SEC is at about Iowa State's level (barners included). these guys are about to rudely awaken yall from your miracle dream season and we'll put the final nail in the coffin on november 29

How strange that updyke U. didn't wake us up when they had the chance last season, Jail bird. :ROFL:

Just remember, yall ain't:
National Champs, SEC Champs, SEC West Champs, OR State Champs... so you got NOWHERE to crow!!!

BTW: Is updyke U. playing K State??? If not, WHY are YOU on these boards...??? Really pathetic, Harvey... you'd better go call your parole officer... before you back to the pokie...

even the sun shines on a blind dogs ass once a day. every beating heart from coast to coast called it a miracle and after 49-0 in 2012 you can believe it is similar this year in OUR HOUSE.  your little brother syndrome might be the worst i've ever seen anywhere lil barner.

these are good people... the people of K-State and i gots no problem backin em to beat your candy asses next week.

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The Cats that barely got past ISU: 24
The reigning SEC Champs: 38

i don't think you realize it barner-boy but outside of Bama and LSU, the rest of the SEC is at about Iowa State's level (barners included). these guys are about to rudely awaken yall from your miracle dream season and we'll put the final nail in the coffin on november 29

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Piss poor effort The1BigWillie.


Piss poor.

really depends on what and how much poison he used.  anything less than a gallon of spike 80df and i'll agree that its a piss poor effort

piss poor

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Kansas State Football / Re: Hey Guys
« on: September 08, 2014, 01:26:14 PM »
AU_Tiger, you're missing it here.  I'll explain it to you like I did sak and hopefully you'll understand.

goEMAW dot com forward slash forums is the nest.  It is a tiny piece of Toomer's Drugs* in the internet, in your dome.  Here, K-Staters love to throw acronymns at you constantly and rave about how they haven't lost a game, in college football, since they were founded in the late 1800s.

Feel the warmth, come and snuggle with the prestige.

War Damn Eagle!  Class of 2000, Industrial Design!  Smith Hall > Wallace whatever or something Hall

*and by Toomer's Drugs, I really mean a mix of The Supper Club and, if you're old enough to remember (and a person or two on here does) Harry's.

Is Toomer's Drugs one of those stores with wonderful southern charm that still has a "whites only" water fountain in it?

i'm familiar with toomer's. they used to have these really old trees there. did away with those, but the fountains you reference remain.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Piss Pounding Auburn - The Truth
« on: September 08, 2014, 12:51:52 PM »
Why did they hire a high school coach for their football team? Are they like super poor because they are in the south?

thats part of it. moreso though they spent all there money buying players.

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Kansas State Football / Re: let me tell yall a lil somthin about the barners
« on: September 08, 2014, 11:42:43 AM »
well it's certainly not "Harvey".  Although I think The_Wippuh and I could have hung out at Harry's, where the Elite Meet.

oh i'm still as SEC as they come.  theres just this little court ordered thing about me having to separate myself from The Tide.

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Kansas State Football / Re: let me tell yall a lil somthin about the barners
« on: September 08, 2014, 11:07:53 AM »
thank you mr. dickstone. in hindsight i may have used just a little too much Spike 80DF

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Kansas State Football / let me tell yall a lil somthin about the barners
« on: September 08, 2014, 10:49:07 AM »
nuthin but a bunch of no class cheatin ass wannabes.  they can't keep a consistent winner around and would never be competitive if they didn't cheat.  keep in mind that they, like Bama, play in the SEC so cheating is expected. but these guys take it to another level with the cheatin though.  i'm sure you remember $cam newton!

they don't like you to know that they were winless in the SEC in 2012 and 3-9 overall or that they were dangerously close to being 8-5 just like yall last year if not for several of the flukiest plays in the history of the game.

just a bunch of common trash is all they are and i'll be chearin for the kansas st wildcats on sept 18 to put those barners in thier place.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Hey Guys
« on: September 08, 2014, 10:35:07 AM »

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Kansas State Football / Re: Hey Guys
« on: September 08, 2014, 10:27:40 AM »
Sister school to Alabama.


Gonna win 'em all!

They don't even deserve to be called a sister school to the greatest football school God ever created. 

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