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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High

« on: June 27, 2013, 12:25:58 PM »

You might want to do a couple test runs to see how drinkin' and druggin' affects your...uh...performance.  College sluts aren't as forgiving as high school broads.

Pro Tip: Ask your dealer to get you a few viagra.  Keep them handy for "emergencies"

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High

« on: June 27, 2013, 12:21:49 PM »

If you haven't had your first pregnancy scare, I recommend getting that out of the way.  Nothing worse than trying finish your homework, while some broad is yammering about how late she is.