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Kansas State Football / Re: 2017 Recruiting: CSU vs KSU
« on: July 15, 2016, 04:40:57 PM »
I went to a game at CSU last year and when they took my ticket they didn't even greet me by saying "welcome to K-state". Pathetic
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Kansas State Football / Re: Trust me, Aubie. YOU DON'T WANT TO WIN
« on: September 18, 2014, 09:21:28 AM »Says the SEC guy
The NCAA says you're an idiot:
1. Arkansas – 103-54, 65.61%
2. Virginia – 102-54, 65.38%
3. Tennessee – 101-54, 65.16%
4. Notre Dame – 103-56, 64.78%
5. Texas A&M – 100-55, 64.52%
6. Kentucky – 98-55, 64.05%
7. Iowa State – 97-57, 62.99%
8. Syracuse – 96-57, 62.75%
9. Rutgers – 97-58, 62.58%
9. Wake Forest – 97-58, 62.58%
11. Utah – 98-59, 62.42%
12. West Virginia – 97-59, 62.18%
13. South Carolina – 96-59, 61.94%
14. Miami, FL – 96-60, 61.54%
15. Boston College – 95-61, 60.90%
16. Auburn – 93-60, 60.78%
17. California – 94-61, 60.65%
18. FIU – 92-60, 60.53%
19. Georgia – 92-61, 60.13%
20. North Carolina – 92-62, 59.74%
21. Illinois – 90-61, 59.60%
22. Florida – 91-62, 59.48%
23. NC State – 89-61, 59.33%
24. Indiana – 93-64, 59.24%
25. Nebraska – 90-63, 58.82%
26. Texas – 89-63, 58.55%
26. Ole Miss – 89-63, 58.55%
28. Clemson – 89-65, 57.79%
29. USC – 89-66, 57.42%
30. TCU – 87-65, 57.24%
31. Wyoming – 88-66, 57.14%
32. Oklahoma State – 86-65, 56.95%
32. Army – 86-65, 56.95%
34. Hawaii – 95-72, 56.89%
35. Ohio State – 87-66, 56.86%
36. Washington State – 88-67, 56.77%
37. Temple – 85-65, 56.67%
38. Kansas – 86-66, 56.58%
39. Louisiana Tech – 85-66, 56.29%
40. Maryland – 86-67, 56.21%
41. San Jose State – 87-68, 56.13%
42. Stanford – 86-68, 55.84%
43. Purdue – 84-67, 55.63%
43. Missouri – 84-67, 55.63%
43. Georgia Tech – 84-67, 55.63%
46. Minnesota – 85-68, 55.56%
47. Florida State – 83-68, 54.97%
47. SMU – 83-68, 54.97%
49. Arizona – 84-69, 54.90%
49. Oregon – 84-69, 54.90%
51. Southern Miss – 83-69, 54.61%
52. Arizona State – 84-70, 54.55%
52. Tulane – 84-70, 54.55%
54. Florida Atlantic – 81-69, 54.00%
55. Michigan State – 83-71, 53.90%
55. Virginia Tech – 83-71, 53.90%
57. LSU – 82-71, 53.59%
58. Eastern Michigan – 80-70, 53.33%
59. Michigan – 81-71, 53.29%
60. UCLA – 82-72, 53.25%
60. Oregon State – 82-72, 53.25%
62. Mississippi State – 80-71, 52.98%
62. Tulsa – 80-71, 52.98%
64. Nevada – 81-73, 52.60%
65. Kansas State – 79-72, 52.32%
66. Colorado – 81-74, 52.26%
67. Baylor – 78-72, 52.00%
68. Penn State – 79-73, 51.97%
69. Vanderbilt – 78-73, 51.66%
70. Toledo – 80-75, 51.61%
71. New Mexico – 79-75, 51.30%
72. Georgia State – 75-72, 51.02%
73. UCF – 77-74, 50.99%
74. Pittsburgh – 78-75, 50.98%
74. Boise State – 78-75, 50.98%
76. UTEP – 76-74, 50.67%
77. Washington – 85-83, 50.60%
78. Northwestern – 76-76, 50.00%
78. Miami, OH – 76-76, 50.00%
80. Louisville – 75-76, 49.67%
81. Texas Tech – 74-75, 49.66%
81. Connecticut – 74-75, 49.66%
83. East Carolina – 74-76, 49.33%
83. USF – 74-76, 49.33%
85. Iowa – 68-70, 49.28%
86. Fresno State – 74-77, 49.01%
87. Wisconsin – 74-78, 48.68%
88. Western Kentucky – 73-77, 48.67%
88. UMass – 73-77, 48.67%
90. South Alabama – 72-76, 48.65%
91. UNLV – 73-79, 48.03%
91. Kent State – 73-79, 48.03%
93. Oklahoma – 71-78, 47.65%
94. Akron – 72-80, 47.37%
95. Alabama – 71-79, 47.33%
96. Navy – 69-78, 46.94%
97. BYU – 71-81, 46.71%
98. UTSA – 70-80, 46.67%
99. Ohio – 71-82, 46.41%
100. Western Michigan – 70-81, 46.36%
101. Duke – 69-82, 45.70%
102. Cincinnati – 68-82, 45.33%
103. Bowling Green – 67-81, 45.27%
103. UL Lafayette – 67-81, 45.27%
105. UAB – 67-82, 44.97%
106. Air Force – 68-84, 44.74%
107. Old Dominion – 67-83, 44.67%
108. Idaho – 65-81, 44.52%
109. San Diego State – 66-83, 44.30%
110. Central Michigan – 66-84, 44.00%
111. New Mexico State – 64-82, 43.84%
111. Appalachian State – 64-82, 43.84%
113. Memphis – 65-85, 43.33%
114. Houston – 64-84, 43.24%
114. Arkansas State – 64-84, 43.24%
116. Rice – 64-85, 42.95%
117. Utah State – 68-94, 41.98%
118. ULM – 61-87, 41.22%
119. Troy – 60-87, 40.82%
120. Ball State – 60-89, 40.27%
121. Buffalo – 59-88, 40.14%
122. Marshall – 59-89, 39.86%
123. Texas State – 57-88, 39.31%
124. Middle Tennessee – 58-90, 39.19%
125. Colorado State – 57-91, 38.51%
126. Northern Illinois – 55-91, 37.67%
127. North Texas – 55-92, 37.41%
128. Georgia Southern – 51-95, 34.93%
ONLY 11 SEC teams have schedules more difficult than the mighty K State...
Even KANSAS has a tougher schedule...
The NCAA really shouldn't call people names. That's mean and hurtful
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Kansas State Football / Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
« on: September 16, 2014, 06:30:34 PM »
MARSHALL OUTMANNED AND MAHLZAN GETS SH!@CANNED!
After losing the game 55-13 on Thursday 09/16/2014, former Auburn headcoach, Gus Mahlzan, was released from his duties at Auburn University and told that his belongings were already packed up from his office at the university. His wife stated she was filing for divorce as she could put up with Gus having a micropenis and never sexually satisfying her, she didn't even mind the fact that he wore her clothes and had uncensored Justin Beiber posters all of their bedroom walls, but losing this big to a non SEC team was just too much and she is moving to Manhattan, KS where the average size meat fluit is no less then 13 inches.
QB Nick Marshall, who at one point in the game was so terrified of Defensive Tackle Terrell Clinkscales, that he actually wet himself and then handed big Clinks the football and got out of the way so the Wildcat could make an easy touchdown for the K-State defense. Marshall actually started blocking for Clinkscales, hitting some of his own teammates in the process for the 6 points. When asked why he would do such a thing, Marshall stated "I wanted to go to KState. I really did. Then when that damn Jakes Waters verbally agreed to go there, I know I couldn't compete, so I had to settle for Alabama's bitch, the Auburn Tiger -War Eagle school. I deeply regret that, and I can only hope Coach Mahlzan will return my beloved posters and get me a fresh pair of underwear."
In other breaking news, Marshall drops from #5 to #6 in the polls despite the loss by almost 50 points and Kstate drops out of the 25 since ESPN and all the rest of the liberal hates anyone that beats an SEC team. Please see page 12 for the rest of the story
After losing the game 55-13 on Thursday 09/16/2014, former Auburn headcoach, Gus Mahlzan, was released from his duties at Auburn University and told that his belongings were already packed up from his office at the university. His wife stated she was filing for divorce as she could put up with Gus having a micropenis and never sexually satisfying her, she didn't even mind the fact that he wore her clothes and had uncensored Justin Beiber posters all of their bedroom walls, but losing this big to a non SEC team was just too much and she is moving to Manhattan, KS where the average size meat fluit is no less then 13 inches.
QB Nick Marshall, who at one point in the game was so terrified of Defensive Tackle Terrell Clinkscales, that he actually wet himself and then handed big Clinks the football and got out of the way so the Wildcat could make an easy touchdown for the K-State defense. Marshall actually started blocking for Clinkscales, hitting some of his own teammates in the process for the 6 points. When asked why he would do such a thing, Marshall stated "I wanted to go to KState. I really did. Then when that damn Jakes Waters verbally agreed to go there, I know I couldn't compete, so I had to settle for Alabama's bitch, the Auburn Tiger -War Eagle school. I deeply regret that, and I can only hope Coach Mahlzan will return my beloved posters and get me a fresh pair of underwear."
In other breaking news, Marshall drops from #5 to #6 in the polls despite the loss by almost 50 points and Kstate drops out of the 25 since ESPN and all the rest of the liberal hates anyone that beats an SEC team. Please see page 12 for the rest of the story
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Kansas State Football / Re: Do we rush the field after defeating Auburn?
« on: September 16, 2014, 02:36:52 PM »
Nah, it would be like rushing the field after beating k-who. Isn't Auburn just Alabama's little sister?
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Kansas State Football / Re: The KU Rayhawks are NOT going through a rough patch. They make Raytown, Missouri proud!
« on: September 14, 2014, 01:46:05 PM »Still hurting guys.....
you didn't see that field goal they made? It was a thing of beauty and something they can replay over and over for recruits on their highlight reels of this game. Besides, much like Alabama, they play more of old man type of football. Low scoring, simple, and strategic
Their only problem is the the teams they have been playing more of a video game offense, which is just a passing fad (get it, PASSING FAD!!!) and score lots more points. But other then that, they should be fine
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Kansas State Football / Re: Auburn T-shirt ideas
« on: September 14, 2014, 12:38:05 PM »AUBURN
Picking our own cotton since 1865!
no....
ok, ok, how about
ON THE FRONT OF THE SHIRT:
AUBURN
WE WOULD HAVE FOUND OJ SIMPSON
GUILTY BEFORE HE WAS ABLE TO MURDER
HIS WIFE
THEN ON THE BACK:
AND WE WOULD HAVE HUNG HIS
WIFE FOR WELL.....YOU KNOW
better? Oh yeah, I would put War Eagle somewhere on the sleeves!
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Kansas State Football / Re: Auburn T-shirt ideas
« on: September 14, 2014, 01:59:27 AM »
AUBURN
Picking our own cotton since 1865!
Picking our own cotton since 1865!
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Kansas State Football / Re: '99 Cornhuskers over '98 Cats? Not so fast my friend!
« on: June 24, 2014, 08:15:33 PM »who cares
Corn hole fans. They enjoy living in the past. Just look at their clothes, you would think you were watching VH1s "I love the 80s"
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Kansas State Football / Re: 2014 Phil Steele Top 40 Countdown
« on: June 13, 2014, 06:07:17 PM »
SPOILER ALERT
I received the magazine in the mail, so I know what # he has us at scroll down for the shocking results
Are you ready?
Really ready?
I mean this is a true spoiler alert
You have been warned
GO CATS!!!
Ok, here it is
I mean it, spoiler alert
Right now
5
4
3
2
1
.5
ok, seriously
#42. Steele has us at freaking #42
I received the magazine in the mail, so I know what # he has us at scroll down for the shocking results
Are you ready?
Really ready?
I mean this is a true spoiler alert
You have been warned
GO CATS!!!
Ok, here it is
I mean it, spoiler alert
Right now
5
4
3
2
1
.5
ok, seriously
#42. Steele has us at freaking #42
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Kansas State Football / Re: :surprised: (Spring game related)
« on: April 25, 2014, 10:39:05 PM »salina sucks
No sir, YOU SUCK! Bam, game set match M.F. er, game, set, match
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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: Second best team in the state + best freshman to ever play in the state
« on: February 11, 2014, 03:13:02 AM »
2nd best team in the state. Are you talking about Wichita State, b/c KStates the best 
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Kansas State Football / Re: phag.net
« on: November 28, 2013, 09:46:21 PM »
I thought it was phog.net. Why did you type phag.net? Was that a misspell on your account or did you.....oh wait I get it, it's b/c they are "phags". Hahahahahaha 
GO CATS!!!
GO CATS!!!
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Kansas State Football / Re: ALERT: Be careful with WVU fans next weekend
« on: October 20, 2013, 11:56:43 PM »These people are really a trip. Against my better judgment, I made the trip to Morgantown last year with my 4 year old, my 12 year old, and my wife. While there, my wife was called a "whore" by 4 different people on the way into the stadium. When K-State ran roughshod over the Mountaineers team, my 4 year old was doing the "K-S-U" chant after a score and an older man (in his 50s) walked right up behind us and spit on my child and then ran off. I ran after him and security actually stopped me and told me to return to my seat or else I'd be kicked out. My child was crushed that some one could be so rude.
And the cherry on top? When we returned to my vehicle, i found "WVU" scratched into the hood.
I've never been so disgusted with a group of people in my entire life. So be careful with any of these backwoods, hillbilly cretins that descend upon our great town this weekend. They're subhuman.
That's nothing. I was in a pizza establishment in Morgantown, ordered a large pizza with extra cheese. Then, when my delicious pie arrived, there was no extra cheese. I mean, I paid them an extra $1.25, and they didn't even get the order right. Damn hillbillies. We won, but they definitely got the last laugh. Extra cheese my sistermama. Jerks
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Kansas State Football / Re: Is KU Next??
« on: October 19, 2013, 03:52:49 PM »Nahhhh, I think they are happy riding buses 19 hrs away. Anything to get out of lowrents, Kansas.
Besides, they are happy riding bigger buses, b/c most of them grew up riding those short buses
Looks like we got a real Rodney Dangerfield, here!
I get no respect I tell you
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Kansas State Football / Re: Is KU Next??
« on: October 19, 2013, 03:21:01 PM »
Nahhhh, I think they are happy riding buses 19 hrs away. Anything to get out of lowrents, Kansas.
Besides, they are happy riding bigger buses, b/c most of them grew up riding those short buses
Besides, they are happy riding bigger buses, b/c most of them grew up riding those short buses
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Kansas State Football / Re: The KU Rayhawks are NOT going through a rough patch. They make Raytown, Missouri proud!
« on: September 06, 2013, 06:54:25 PM »I think it's funny they have to stick around for the entire game to get their commemorative license plate.
maybe.... but at least we will be leaving with a win *cough cough*
Really Timmy? Have you sen that pile of crap out there?
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Kansas State Football / Re: Post NDSU Fan Interactions Here
« on: August 30, 2013, 01:37:03 AM »Lakes just got a parking pass from Colin Klein
Ha! Now we know you are lying. Collin Klein can't pass! And boom goes the dynamite
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Kansas State Football / Re: We be here.
« on: August 29, 2013, 01:27:48 PM »
North Dakota State will show you what big time football is about. GO BISONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Man, this just got real. I feel sick. I think that's game, set, and match. Well played BiZon....well played.
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Kansas State Football / Re: How Do People Live Like This?
« on: August 26, 2013, 11:28:37 PM »football forum tim...footballTim thinks NDSU is an FBS team! OMG!
typo big deal...i forgot you're perfect
Ahhh Timmmmmmmy, cmon
Hmmm if only KSU was playing Bucknell or Bradley....
if KSU coulda only beat Lasalle in Kansas City....
he started the basketball talk..take it up with him
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Kansas State Football / Re: How Do People Live Like This?
« on: August 26, 2013, 08:35:14 PM »Tim thinks NDSU is an FBS team! OMG!
typo big deal...i forgot you're perfect
Hmmm if only KSU was playing Bucknell or Bradley....
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Kansas State Football / Re: Bulletin Board material
« on: August 24, 2013, 01:43:50 PM »my Mom's one step son plays for the Bison. I'm going to make sure he reads this trash hole. Will get our players fired up even more than they already are. You'll be sorry.
Dang it guys, see what you done? Do you see what you have done with all the talking and what not? Now we got them mad. I hope goEMAW posters are proud of themselves. I am asking forgiveness now mr. bisonmaniac. Please have mercy on me at least. I don't want to see the Bison all fired up and actually get a field goal or something at the end of the game and all.
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Kansas State Football / Re: GPC: Depth Chart.
« on: August 17, 2013, 02:58:49 PM »I like the name of the backup long snapper, "Dalton Converse". Outlaw name + athletic shoe name
Ehhh, he is no Jesse James Keds though, thats for sure
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Kansas State Football / Re: We be coming
« on: August 17, 2013, 02:56:50 PM »
Hey, we mix it with "caffeine free" Pepsi you heathen!
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Kansas State Football / Re: Football Recruiting Thread
« on: July 27, 2013, 08:41:49 PM »
Take that Appalachian State......you jerks
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