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Kansas State Football / Re: BRAND NEW OFFER for good smelling EMAW

« on: September 20, 2012, 10:47:23 PM »

What happens if I wash my pubes with it? 

Come on, oscar. This is a family company. Somewhat demented, yes, but with scruples.

Where can we get this?  Is it on TV, if so, then it's OK.  But if you're one of those door to door salesman... 




























Ah, I'm just kidding.  Best wishes, Chambraigne. 

weird post

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Kansas State Football / Re: BRAND NEW OFFER for good smelling EMAW

« on: September 20, 2012, 05:09:29 PM »

What happens if I wash my pubes with it? 

Come on, oscar. This is a family company. Somewhat demented, yes, but with scruples.

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Kansas State Football / Re: BRAND NEW OFFER for good smelling EMAW

« on: September 20, 2012, 04:34:26 PM »

What happens if I get chambraigne in my eyes?

Te facta incredibiliter ingeniosi

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Kansas State Football / BRAND NEW OFFER for good smelling EMAW

« on: September 20, 2012, 04:14:58 PM »

hey "go" "EMAW" "dot" "COM"

Is your HAIR as dull and lifeless as your BRAIN?

Didn't work start at 9?

Where's your shirt?

Did you even remember to wear it?



I know you. I used to BE you. Until I discovered CHAMBRAIGNE



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That's right Al! And here's how it works.



Other shampoos just work on your hair. But Chambraigne travels down each follicle and pours into your skull, depositing magical knowledge crystals!



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