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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: Attn USC fan(s): What the eff does your school have to offer?

« on: March 26, 2012, 11:28:10 PM »

Off the top of my head:

1. Financially irresponsible
2. a fairly empty (spacious) arena
3. an AD who isn't Currie, but still takes Currieesque actions
4. Ability to commit murder on the court, there will be no witnesses
5. Hurricanes
6. zero infrastructure
7. depressing history of racism. Kind of like winter. Speaking of winter, snow is white, we hate none whites.
8. a mascot
9. coeds with fewer teeth to ease in the fellatio we will force on you. (rape)

FYP

Not financially irresponsible when you have the cash.

The arena has been full before.  We just hated Horn.

Hurricanes only really affect the SC coast.  Columbia is in the middle of the state.  Geography much?

zero infrastructure?  what do you think we ride around on dirt roads and have ferries to get us across rivers b/c we can't build bridges?

Racism...you act like we started the civil war or something.

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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: Attn USC fan(s): What the eff does your school have to offer?

« on: March 26, 2012, 11:15:02 PM »

Off the top of my head:

1. more money
2. a fairly new arena
3. an AD who doesn't suck
4. carte blanche for 1-2 years because we all care about football and baseball more
5. beaches
6. fewer farmers
7. non-frigid and depressing winters
8. more interesting mascot
9. hotter coeds

USC chicks are pigs.  Otherwise, pretty close to right.  Add "more racists" and the list is good.

You're thinking of Clemson girls.  Throwing that racist word around again...SMH.

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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: When KSU sues South Carolina

« on: March 26, 2012, 11:10:29 PM »

Make them take racial tolerance classes

Because the state of Kansas and its 91% white population knows a lot about racial tolerance I'm sure.

don't pout and leave

It used to be on top of that building in the background.  Now it's on the ground.  Sometimes progress comes slowly.

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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: Attn USC fan(s): What the eff does your school have to offer?

« on: March 26, 2012, 11:09:15 PM »

Off the top of my head:

1. more money
2. a fairly new arena
3. an AD who doesn't suck
4. carte blanche for 1-2 years because we all care about football and baseball more
5. beaches
6. fewer farmers
7. non-frigid and depressing winters
8. more interesting mascot
9. hotter coeds

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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: When KSU sues South Carolina

« on: March 26, 2012, 11:05:46 PM »

Make them take racial tolerance classes

Because the state of Kansas and its 91% white population knows a lot about racial tolerance I'm sure.