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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: oscar's starting lineups and rotations (long)
« on: December 30, 2012, 07:21:51 PM »
I think oscar should start the players with the largest honkers.  I would measure by length and not by girth.  And they would have to be semi flacid.  Not completely hard because that would be gay, but enough in their hose to get the wrinkles out.  Fair is fair and that to me sounds like the best way to get our starting 5 more consistant playing time.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Official 2013 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« on: December 30, 2012, 03:19:50 PM »
I am getting in on this a little late, but did anyone mention Rod Prince?

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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: crap KU Fans Say
« on: February 04, 2012, 03:05:04 PM »
I like to watch the super bowl for the commercials. #lmao

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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: crap KU Fans Say
« on: February 01, 2012, 10:10:56 PM »
My ass still itches.  And I took a shower.

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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: crap KU Fans Say
« on: January 30, 2012, 06:45:05 PM »
Not bad limestone. That made me laugh on two levels.

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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: crap KU Fans Say
« on: January 30, 2012, 06:36:11 PM »
I have some sand in my vagina and it is making me very irritable.

Good news is it may develop into pearl in a few years.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« on: January 29, 2012, 08:18:22 PM »
Delocated on adult swim. Give it a chance.
Life and times of Tim.

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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: crap KU Fans Say
« on: January 29, 2012, 08:01:57 PM »
I think I will use my gift certificate for a coffee enema this next weekend. It makes my farts smell like Starbucks.  I wish I wouldn't have said that outloud. Now I can't stop thinking about Starbucks.

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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: crap KU Fans Say
« on: January 29, 2012, 06:47:26 PM »
I think my roomate has been masturbating into my socks, but I cant prove it.

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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: crap KU Fans Say
« on: January 29, 2012, 06:24:04 PM »
It's Cheese's birthday today and I think we may take him to olive garden. Then I will have unprotected anal sex with him.

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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: crap KU Fans Say
« on: January 29, 2012, 06:01:43 PM »
Do any of you dudes want to go shoot hoops at Haskell? Some of those guys are wicked athletic.

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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: crap KU Fans Say
« on: January 29, 2012, 05:33:07 PM »
I like to go to dunkin donuts on Fridays to get a small coffee and a Danish.  But sometimes I get the cream filled when I have the hankering.

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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: crap KU Fans Say
« on: January 29, 2012, 03:45:24 PM »
Just got back from the gym. I think I will have some whey protein to help rebuild my muscle fibers. Then I am going to nap.

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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: crap KU Fans Say
« on: January 28, 2012, 06:28:06 PM »
My bad. I thought LMAO meant Lick My Ass Out.
LMAO.

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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: crap KU Fans Say
« on: January 28, 2012, 06:25:50 PM »
I hate it when the toilet paper rolls from the underside instead of from the top. I change it around even if I am at someone else's house. LMAO.

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Kansas State Football / Re: does playing Arkansas hurt the image of our program
« on: January 21, 2012, 01:13:56 PM »
Kleinstone could be played by christian bale.
Pete would be played by Bradley Cooper
Trim could have Ryan gosling portray him.

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Kansas State Football / Re: does playing Arkansas hurt the image of our program
« on: January 20, 2012, 10:47:39 PM »
Very easily. I will sweet talk you and then I pushyour head in the pillow like shawshank

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Kansas State Football / Re: does playing Arkansas hurt the image of our program
« on: January 20, 2012, 10:43:34 PM »
I am going to stick my dick in arkies mouth like a wet broom.

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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: Major Concern: CTR is Dead. Who is our new Rival?
« on: January 20, 2012, 06:11:39 PM »
Is this guy a lefty homo?

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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: Major Concern: CTR is Dead. Who is our new Rival?
« on: January 19, 2012, 06:44:12 PM »
We could go real "serb" style on WVU.  Making them eat the babies while they scream "no poppa! I don't want to eat the baby!" 
Then when we load up our fire exstinguisher with piss, we can drive through the parking lot and put out the fires that we started on the overturned WVU fans vehicles.

This is going to be awesome!

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Kansas State Football / Re: does playing Arkansas hurt the image of our program
« on: January 13, 2012, 05:58:52 AM »
Just reading some past threads about Arkansas fans being racist. Could we make a friendly amendment to call them Arkansas racistbacks?   Don't know if I am too late or if this just has to wait till next year.

Also. Too bad about that 24 hour rule about posts.

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Kansas State Football / Re: does playing Arkansas hurt the image of our program
« on: January 11, 2012, 09:27:50 PM »
I think poopsammich changed some of the words in my post.  Don't worry. I caught on and you all have been warned.  Very clever poop. 

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Kansas State Football / Re: does playing Arkansas hurt the image of our program
« on: January 11, 2012, 08:38:52 PM »
Sorry everyone I missed the whole "kstate is really good at " post.  So here it goes.
Kstate is really good at;
Being good looking
Their highly paid jobs
Diving
Sleeping with many beutiful women on tops of large amounts of money
Being self aware
Reading

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Kansas State Football / Re: does playing Arkansas hurt the image of our program
« on: January 09, 2012, 09:03:10 PM »
What's interesting is the origins of the scores that are provided for this survey.  Arkansas has long been known (even before Clinton falsified information so your state would not be at the bottom of the fourh quartile) to provide data that would be sketchy at best. Where most states provide all public educational scores, Arkansas, provides only reg Ed scores.  From my previous post, you would know that the sped pop in Arkansas out numbers the reg Ed group. But you live he federal funds that come with large sped pops because of your low income areas (most of the state) do not provide he appropriate amount of local taxes. Keep it up arky.

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Kansas State Football / Re: does playing Arkansas hurt the image of our program
« on: January 09, 2012, 08:43:13 PM »
I was beginning to become irritated that arky fans continued to post. Then I researched the rankings of states in regard to public education. (this includes post secondary). In the past 10 years, Arkansas had a high ranking of 45th and a low ranking of 49th. It is against my educational philosophy and I have argued with success that all children can learn, however, Arkansas has proven me wrong. I feel bad for your special education departments because their population of students far exceed those numbered in the regular classroom. So thank you Arkansas fans for digging the ditches that my children will be driving by in their  luxury vehicles. 

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