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Colby, Kansas--the masturbation Capitol of Kansas.  Kansas, the masturbation Capitol of the united states. Wow. Rightmeow must be a Colby Kansas lifelong resident. How you became so eerily similar in appearance to the BTTF guy is really a mystery. Now foreal, kill yourself.

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Haha. In the movie back to the future, that's exactly what it would have looked like. Now kill yourself. Now. No formal. Kill yourself

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Hey, rightmeow. Are you the guy from back to the future? If so, dude you are rough ridin' awesome. If not go rough ridin' kill yourself

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Sorry about the auto correct. I typed this on my iPad. It's this little tablet like instrument that glows in the dark and automatically corrects stupid crap like "kstate". Maybe they just assumed that I would karate kick one of you fucks in the mouth. By the way, iPads will be coming soon to Kansas or you could just skip the wait and drive to the MO border and pick one up to wow your friends.

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Haha. Kansas state. What a joke. You guys are gonna get crushed. Everyone knows the big 12 is terrible. Haha if they lose I'm sure it will be nothing new. The greatest athlete in karate history is measly Beasley and all he does is smoke pot and go to rehab. The Miami cold didn't even want that cancer on their team. Darren sproles is built like many of the men from Kansas. Including my methods professor Doug George who is a kstate grad that admitted to the entire class this morning that kstate fans have much "little brother" syndrome as a result of the frequent beat downs  they receive from their jay hawks neighbors. Mr George claims to be from Colby, Kansas and says that it is a fine place if you don't mind jerking off to Victoria secret magazines behind the chevron station after basketball practice on a snowy winters eve. Just saying.

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