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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: KSU Cat Michael Beasley to Lakers? (nope phoenix) (oh wait yep, lakers!!!)

« on: June 06, 2025, 06:25:35 PM »

I'm not sure there is a way for me to love a human being more than Michael Beasley

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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: It's time we have a conversation about Bill Self

« on: June 06, 2025, 11:29:01 AM »

The real question: is ku - culturally speaking - ready for a black head basketball coach? I’m not sure the fans are quite ready for that. But when that day comes…#jacquesandawe

Unfortunately the answer is no

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread

« on: June 05, 2025, 11:41:07 AM »

yes

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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: Offseason Vibes & Random Deep Dives

« on: June 05, 2025, 11:39:56 AM »

It all started so innocently pak'd. I was watching old Daniel Sams highlights, just admiring peak dual-threat chaos and wondering why he wasn’t a Heisman finalist in an alternate universe. Then I somehow pivoted to Tank Reese hype videos (because obviously), which led to a 2012 KSU rabbit hole so deep I was mentally preparing to storm the field with Collin Klein again accompanied by the pak head.

Fast forward 30 minutes and I’m on a Latvian sailing supply site comparing the tensile strength of different types of hemp mooring rope. I’m reading reviews like, “Held strong during a Category 2 storm, would trust it to anchor a midseason Snyder-led comeback.” I have no idea how this happened. All I know is the internet is a labyrinth of strange wonders, and both Davin Dennis and Justin Tuggle deserve statues on the practice field.

Anyway, keep the offseason fever dreams coming. We’ve got months of this beautiful nonsense left.

Eat at houlihan's!

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Kansas State Football / Re: Football Recruiting Thread

« on: June 05, 2025, 09:38:29 AM »

Winters probably glanced at his 247 profile, which i would agree, woof. but #myquarterback is in the commit tweet.

https://x.com/milesteo12/status/1930308788063518736

That is much better - YES! 

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Kansas State Football / Re: Football Recruiting Thread

« on: June 04, 2025, 03:39:33 PM »

An incredibly ugly human being as well 

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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: PORTAL KOMBAT

« on: June 04, 2025, 03:32:15 PM »

his ceiling is Matt Siebrandt

Would take!

Hopefully we have a Quentin Buchanan on this roster too! 

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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: It's time we have a conversation about Bill Self

« on: May 30, 2025, 04:33:17 PM »

Saw Norm Roberts at MCI last night

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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: PORTAL KOMBAT

« on: May 30, 2025, 08:48:06 AM »

i'm excited for our 2 fat bros





🟣 Top Nickname Ideas:
The Beef from the Little Apple
Cornfed Cats
The K-Cal State Wildcats
Farm-to-Bucket
The Wheat Kings
Purple Pounds of Fury
The Grain Train
The Barnyard Bash Bros
The Feedlot Frontcourt
Tornado-Warning Weight Class

🗣? Student Section Chant Potential:
“Mooooove!” every time they set a screen
“Too much sauce!” after a post move
“Lil Apple Big Mac!” for the flashier one
“Hay Bale Hustle!” if they dive for a ball

Tornado-Warning Weight Class was my favorite

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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: Assistant Coach Rumor Thread

« on: May 22, 2025, 02:31:22 PM »

Someone tell me whether I should celebrate or be livid.

Well, do you like fruit?

I freaking love fruit Winters!

Giddy up Goodbuddy!

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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: Assistant Coach Rumor Thread

« on: May 22, 2025, 02:27:36 PM »

Someone tell me whether I should celebrate or be livid.

Well, do you like fruit?

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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: Assistant Coach Rumor Thread

« on: May 22, 2025, 02:20:08 PM »

Everyone,

Please join me in welcoming our new assistant basketball coach for YOUR K-State Men's Basketball team, Matt "He's got berries" Driscoll

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Cryptocurrency Master Thread

« on: May 22, 2025, 08:23:40 AM »

 

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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: PORTAL KOMBAT

« on: May 21, 2025, 02:28:48 PM »

More hair - excellent news

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Other Sports (Tiger's Back) / Re: Official NBA Thread

« on: May 13, 2025, 03:14:20 PM »

C's are cooked

Good. eff 'em.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Degenerates Thread / Proud of this house they repossessed

« on: May 13, 2025, 02:49:48 PM »

If you're 401k is looking a little sick in recent weeks, the prescription has just arrived!  Masters golf blessed this investor in 2025 and i've been looking somewhere to re-invest that windfall.  I check draftkings and voila - Cats football futures are available! Boys, I have no idea where these clowns are coming up with these odds.  Investment opportunities abound:

K-State to win Dr.Pepper in 2025: +500 (!!!!!!)

K-State to win Natty in 2025: +10000 (you're telling me you don't have $100 to win $10,000?)

Cats are currently only a 3.5 pt favorite against the cyclones in IRELAND!  Our guys literally train for American Football in a building named the SHAMROCK PRACTICE FACILITY! 

Buy stock now and enjoy your private island with Bananaeater and I

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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: PORTAL KOMBAT

« on: April 14, 2025, 03:18:26 PM »

Ugo is Ugone

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...

« on: April 14, 2025, 02:56:26 PM »

Young Jesse Gemstone doesn’t get as much credit as young Judy Gemstone. That kid nails it every time.

Yeah it's great casting

10/10

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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: PORTAL KOMBAT

« on: April 07, 2025, 03:47:13 PM »

Looks like we’re replacing Hausen w/ a 6-7 dude who chucked over ten threes a game at Monmouth this season.

https://x.com/TiptonEdits/status/1909335730922340368?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1909335730922340368%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=

Okay, this is good 

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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: PORTAL KOMBAT

« on: April 07, 2025, 03:03:54 PM »

Hausen 

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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: Devil is in the Details

« on: February 23, 2025, 05:45:44 PM »

Who do you want to see stay/go?

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: NATHAN FOR YOU

« on: February 19, 2025, 08:11:30 PM »

For fans of Nathan For You, there's a movie called Windy City Heat on youtube that is essentially a 90min NFY episode.

Highly recommend if you're capable of cringing for 90 straight minutes

I appreciate you gentlemen for tonight's entertainment

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Kansas State Football / Re: Matt Wells

« on: February 18, 2025, 07:52:31 PM »

The thing that pisses me off is that even if Riley had left for Dallas in late December, I think we still would have made this lackluster hire.

 

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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: KU Basketball is Hurting

« on: February 03, 2025, 11:51:07 AM »

Him falling down drunk at a Lawrence gas station was just the cherry on top

i hope it was just alcohol. Worried he might be like, micro-dosing ketamine or some crap.

Fentanyl Friday claims another one @Trim

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Kansas State Football / Re: How good is Will Howard???

« on: January 23, 2025, 11:41:41 AM »

Is there a joke I'm missing here?  Alex Smith ran a 4.78 at the combine.  Will Howard will run a similar time this spring.

This is going to go well