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Kansas State Football / Re: Official welcome to the board Hog fans!

« on: December 05, 2011, 12:30:01 AM »

Can you tell me which free porn sites I can safely peruse w/o danger? TIA

Sure.  http://furnitureporn.com

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Kansas State Football / Re: Official welcome to the board Hog fans!

« on: December 05, 2011, 12:28:04 AM »

So what does Kansas State do for their team's chants? Any annoying, cliche songs we should be prepared for?

Throw up hairballs and meow loudly....

Now THAT'S funny right there, haha!

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Kansas State Football / Re: Official welcome to the board Hog fans!

« on: December 05, 2011, 12:25:32 AM »

ARE YOU JUST GOING TO SIT BACK AND LET THIS GUY BLOW HIS GEEKY LOAD ALL OVER OUR FORUM!?!?!? SAUL!?!?!? SAAAAUL!!?

Aaaaaand here we go.

And you fuckers wonder why us techs charge $150/hour to fix your computer after you get done surfing whatever Paul Reubens porno site you've been on, and crap doesn't work right after that....

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Kansas State Football / Re: Official welcome to the board Hog fans!

« on: December 05, 2011, 12:17:37 AM »

the last time saul modded something, i couldn't get on here for like six months from my work computer. 1.1.13.1 or whatever we are rolling on is more than fine w/ me. don't eff w/ anything saul. just don't do it.

Forgot to respond to this (sorry). That version was rather buggy (actually, I believe it was 1.1.11), which is why they came out with an emergency fix for it so quickly.  Been pretty smooth sailing since.

1024x768?   Well, that's Arkansas for ya!  

Only about 65% of Hogville's visitors actually live in Arkansas.  :P

omg if saul and this doug guy wouldn't just get along great together. i'm thinking a call in am radio show like the cartalk guys but saul and doug talk smf forums and deli meats. i mean really.

I could probably teach Saul a few things about SMF.  I used to be on the support team and was the Marketing Team Co-Leader.  I know the SMF software like the back of my hand (Get your mind out of the gutter, perviews).  I actually helped test it out when it wasn't even in Alpha testing stages (approximately SMF version 0.1b).  Been around SMF since its predecesor, actually.

Yeah, I'm a techno-geek.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Official welcome to the board Hog fans!

« on: December 05, 2011, 12:11:38 AM »

Doug is the webmaster for a board that inexplicably has giant panels on each side of astroturf.  Waiting to see if it becomes a basketball court when that gets going. 

Aaaand therein lies the reason why you should register.  Registered members can size the forums to be closer  to the width of their monitor.  We still have people using 1024x768 resolutions, so we set that as the default width.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Official welcome to the board Hog fans!

« on: December 04, 2011, 11:37:57 PM »

You should name your website "SugarBears.com" to match your school's kick-ass nickname.

Uhh... you're thinking of the University of Central Arkansas (Purple Bears and Sugar Bears are their mascots).  If you're going to try to play the game, you need to step it up a whole lot, Son.

Saulbadguy, why aren't you on SMF 2.0.1? (Yes, this is the same Douglas from SMF, as well)

Nice shameless plug there Douglas. 

Shush, you!  Useful info and Da Ville is one of the largest fan sites around (which runs the same forum software). :P

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Kansas State Football / Re: Official welcome to the board Hog fans!

« on: December 04, 2011, 11:30:49 PM »

<<blase factual drivel snipped the frick out>>

CB, you're embarrassing myself and the rest of Hog Nation with your factual drivel. This is a FAN site for sports, not a "My state's prick business is bigger than your state's prick business.

Come on now... if you're going to try to trash talk, at least act like a pusillanimous jackwagon or something, will ya?

Oh, and hello, Wildcat fans. I'm Douglas, Hogville's Resident Webmaster and all around grumpy arsehole, as well as a bit of a CFB Historian via GridironHistory.com (Sister site to Hogville).

Looking forward to a GREAT game between our two programs. And yes, both of our schools got screwed by the BCS this year.