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Messages - Ham Malone

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I don't even know what this means.

I really hope that next year's BCS bowl snub and subsequent slide to an inferior bowl finds us matched against an opponent who's easier to relate to.  

different world.

Yeah, maybe next year your opponent will also have a big rough ridin' ball of twine somewhere it their state.  You fucks would finally have something in common with your opponent.



Well, we arkies do have that trashy, multi-million dollar Crystal Bridges museum to our shame!   I think they'll be more suited, after crushing mighty Iowa State and Texas Tech, to the GoDaddy Bowl against worthy Harvard.  That should help them meet their "relating' needs.  We'll settle for a BCS bowl against a worthy Big 12 opponent like Oklahoma.

If you keep taking down the likes of Ole Miss and Vandy I see great things.

Well, this will piss off every one of you, but here goes.  I have never said we were anything but a mid-tier SEC team.  We occasionally spike up toward the top without ever getting there.  You guys remind me of us in that respect.  Where you do outshine us unmercifully is the message board arena, and well, maybe a more diverse gene pool.  You guys have spiked more high blood pressure in Arkansas than the presidential election.

We know.  Speaking of, I'd like Ham Malone to be President.

I was pretty sure this thread was about me, but my cargo van has a broken ladder and I'm sure the OP would have commented about all the meth smoke billowing out my windows. 

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Kansas State Football / Re: Orange Bowl
« on: January 04, 2012, 11:46:44 PM »
I took Clemson -3 in this game.   :goodbyecruelworld:

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went over to every pig board that exists and although I ran into some Ham Malone posts, never ran across anything from pondwater or malberry, it's like these two just sprung up out of nowhere.

Weird  :dunno:
Ol' Blasingame had a pretty big following over at Hogville until they banned him, and they banned him over at the SEC Rant on TigerDroppings for trolling as well. 

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I post on woopig.net and TigerDroppings.com

Ham, do you go by Ham Malone over there?
Yeah its my only message board name.  There was a tradition on Arkansas boards many years ago of everyone using handles that are a play on words for a pig. 

It is an insanely great tradition, Ham.  Never change

why don't you two share a malt and sign eachothers yearbooks
Have a great summer!  Never change!  Call me sometime!  867-5309

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Wow, 'grats on that...........halftime lead?
How many halftime leads did K-State have on LSU this year?  That's what I thought. 

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http://nwahomepage.com/fulltext-news/?nxd_id=290407

:lol:

You guys got trashed by your own alum's... Should have known you guys were a bunch of has been's and could not's... goEMAW's a joke...
No one around here should consider that story as a "trashing."  I had multiple people sending me messages that night talking about how mean these K-State guys are on the Internet.

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I post on woopig.net and TigerDroppings.com

Ham, do you go by Ham Malone over there?
Yeah its my only message board name.  There was a tradition on Arkansas boards many years ago of everyone using handles that are a play on words for a pig. 

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I post on woopig.net and TigerDroppings.com

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Your wife needs a shave
From your mouth to God's ears, Mal.

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Quote from: We Are Better Than You link=topic=18167.msg434096#msg434096 date=1325724907

Link?
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Link to what?  The KNWA story?  It's somewhere in the original 150 page monstrosity of threads. 

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This is the only board on the Internet that would allow Jack to get 270 posts.  He usually gets the banhammer after about 20. 

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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: The game is on 38 the spot????
« on: January 04, 2012, 07:14:35 PM »
I gotta watch this on ESPN3?  Step your game up Big 12

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Kansas State Football / Re: Hey arkansas fans
« on: January 04, 2012, 06:56:58 PM »
This game doesn't have the BCS designation on it, but nationally a lot more people are interested in seeing the Cotton Bowl than last night's shitfest in the Sugar Bowl and tonight's snoozer in the Orange Bowl.  Wouldn't be surprised if our game gets higher ratings than both those lower tier BCS bowls.

Hogs win by 2 TD's, by the way. 

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Hey Ham have you ever thought of becoming a moderator on this board, I think we could drum up some support.
Am I not already?  It appears that everyone here has "moderator" next to their name.

And I'd hate to meet someone who didn't find the KNWA news story on goEMAW hilarious.  One of the funniest things I was a part of in 2011. 

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Just read through some of your posts here and I doubt you are very much fun to be around IRL if you're such a wet blanket on the Internet.

I'll pop in tomorrow night for the game thread over here.  I'd love to see y'all get a win in Allen Fieldhouse.  

Oh goody goody.  Why don't you just french kiss some of 'em while you're at it.  
I do believe it is proper to display good sportsmanship. 

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Well goEMAW, you have all done very well handling my fellow Razorback fans.  This board has a great sense of humor, any other place on the Internet would have banned the wave after wave of morons that have shown up (and apparently keep showing up).  I thought I would stop by and say good luck before things get going, I hope its a high scoring and fun game to watch. 

Ham, they called you a racist... Do you really want to associate positively with these morons?
Just read through some of your posts here and I doubt you are very much fun to be around IRL if you're such a wet blanket on the Internet.

I'll pop in tomorrow night for the game thread over here.  I'd love to see y'all get a win in Allen Fieldhouse. 

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Well goEMAW, you have all done very well handling my fellow Razorback fans.  This board has a great sense of humor, any other place on the Internet would have banned the wave after wave of morons that have shown up (and apparently keep showing up).  I thought I would stop by and say good luck before things get going, I hope its a high scoring and fun game to watch. 

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Alright goEMAW, its been fun, but its time to head back to non-troll blogs.  I'll be sure and come back to talk trash when Arkansas (who only lost to the number one and two teams in the country) beats you.  Although I would like to meet some of the master trolls of the internet at the game if any of you plan on attending. 

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This thread, and everything that has happened in it, may be the most epic thing I have seen on the internet. You guys are awesome and it almost makes me want to convert. Congrats Cats...please use your vastly superior resources and tradition as well as your abundance of 5 star talent to beat the crap out of those racist, inbred, dog fuckers! Boomer Sooner!
Well that was downright uncouth.   :cry:

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Is this thread dead yet?  Are there still Hog fans showing up like moths to a light? 

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Truth hurts ham. just like the truth that your girlfriend in your pic looks like she has downs syndrome hahahahahahaha
Now we're bringing up girlfriend smack??  Where the heck are the mods?  How can this kind of activity be tolerated on a blog that I thought was classy?

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Posted this earlier and no one had the sac to reply. Please tell me how these FACTS justify you having ANY prestige, a better football program, a better athletic program, a higher standard of academic excellence, or mainly anything better. Seriously, some one step up and say something. Regardless of rather this thread was a joke, your weightless proclamations are comical at best.
I replied, and told you that you're a moron for typing out a giant block of text that no one is going to read.   :thumbs:

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And you guys have someone that only posts Kornheiser pics?  This place is great  :lol:

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Whats up guys?
« on: December 06, 2011, 01:29:52 AM »
It's been an honor learning to BBS with some of the best.  I hope we can all survive another hectic day of my fellow Hog fans putting goEMAW in its place tomorrow.   :thumbs:

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The signature of "Playoffs.  Now" really sold it. 

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