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Kansas State Football / Re: Welcome BYU!

« on: October 14, 2011, 08:00:19 PM »

Can someone around here do something?  TCU?  Seriously? 

This waiting around to see if BYU joins the Big 12 is as bad as my wait on losing my virginity.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Welcome BYU!

« on: September 29, 2011, 01:16:04 PM »

We still show that highlight from the Cotton Bowl of some Cougar getting tackled, like, really hard. 

I think that was K.O. (ironic, isn't it?) Kealaluhi.  We still remember it as "that huge hit on our WR in the Cotton Bowl"  A good, clean, hard hit. 

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Kansas State Football / Re: Welcome BYU!

« on: September 29, 2011, 12:34:30 AM »

By the way, could some of you guys go give Oklahoma a good ass-kicking so there's still a Big 12 around for us to join?

They're still butthurt about the last ass kicking we gave them, and that was like 34 years ago, so.....ya.

Oh, by the way, thank you from the bottom of our hearts for that.  You realize that by beating Oklahoma in 1984, you guys helped open the door for our one and only national championship.  I repent of my "At least we didn't lose to Kansas State" arguments I have to admit came out of my mouth in responding to people saying Oklahoma should have been the national champions instead of BYU.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Welcome BYU!

« on: September 29, 2011, 12:31:06 AM »

Now you're speaking our language!

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Kansas State Football / Re: Welcome BYU!

« on: September 23, 2011, 12:52:57 AM »

it's not as difficult as you think.  they just can't be real marriages recognized by the state.

Just have "sisters" live in. I think the Big 12 should take this approach to BYU. Everybody schedule them and stuff and invite them to BB tourney, but don't actually embarrass ourselves by actually letting them join the conference.

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/showbiz/2011/09/22/jvm-sister-wives-panel.hln

You know, I could live with that.  It's better to be somebody's bitch than nobody's bitch.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Welcome BYU!

« on: September 22, 2011, 04:20:00 PM »

Now that our conference is stable for 24 hours, welcome to the Big XII..

Yeah, you guys need to get those Okies under control.  We're just sitting here, waiting by the telephone.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Welcome BYU!

« on: September 13, 2011, 01:56:27 PM »

By the way, could some of you guys go give Oklahoma a good ass-kicking so there's still a Big 12 around for us to join?

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Kansas State Football / Re: Welcome BYU!

« on: September 13, 2011, 01:55:39 PM »

Question for the Mormons, I mostly think you guys are insane and ignorant, but I want in on this polygamy stuff.. How do I get in on that aspect of Mormonism but not be a total idiot and believe all the nonsensical b.s. that you guys do ??

Thanks in advance !!!! 

I'd say join the NBA.  They do pretty good on the polygamy-type stuff, without all the morals and religious beliefs.  Plus, they don't frown on tatoos.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Welcome BYU!

« on: September 13, 2011, 01:52:12 PM »

Don't know much about Mormons, other than they do a bunch of weird things in the name of faith. Are they snake handlers? If so, why not?

You mean snakes as in real snakes, or is it some sort of euphemism?  If it's the latter, I suppose you could say my wife is a pretty good snake handler.

If you're talking about real snakes, I guess I'd say more of us are scared of or disgusted by snakes than consider ourselves snake handlers.  Personally, I like snakes and have had them as pets before, but I didn't bring them to church.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Welcome BYU!

« on: September 09, 2011, 07:08:12 PM »

Well, at the very least, black people are waaaay down my list of things I hate:

1.  Beets
2.  Rednecks
3.  Ute football fans
4.  Celtics
5.  Yankees
6.  Barry Switzer
7.  Glenn Beck
8.  Traffic
9.  Chick flicks
10.  Body odor

socalcoug, could you please explain what is going on below (and to the left of your posts)?  is this one of your lovely wives?

With the snow covering up the "!" in the Yahoo! logo, and with the angle of her hat, it appears at first glance to look like a BYU oval-Y logo.  Considering the dress and grooming standards at BYU, we don't get a lot of these kinds of pictures out of our coeds, so we have to make do.

No, she's not one of my wives, if my wife were to dress like her, and position herself similarly, there would be a certain resemblance.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Welcome BYU!

« on: September 09, 2011, 03:46:22 PM »

Hey, guys, another BYU fan here.

1.  What the hell is an Emaw?  (can I say hell here?)
2.  I just picked up my magic underwear from the floor because I just got laid by wife #2 (can I say laid here?)
3.  I don't hate black people, although my wife's ex-boyfriend is black, and she didn't go back 
4.  BYU fans aren't all dorks (no offense, Nikuman)
5.  I'm not homophobic - in fact, my brother is a gay model married to a guy and I haven't even disowned him.
6.  BYU's going to kick some Longhorn ass on Saturday.
7.  Are you guys the ones that are good in basketball?

I love the mormon fans who pretend they don't hate black people.  They are my absolute favorites. 

If there were any that would pretend Joseph Smith wasn't kind of a twerp who had a hard time scoring chicks, I'd like them equal if not better.  Haven't met one of them yet.

Well, at the very least, black people are waaaay down my list of things I hate:

1.  Beets
2.  Rednecks
3.  Ute football fans
4.  Celtics
5.  Yankees
6.  Barry Switzer
7.  Glenn Beck
8.  Traffic
9.  Chick flicks
10.  Body odor

My gosh(you're welcome), look at #2 and #10.  You realize your new confy mates are midwesterners, right?

Are you trying to say all midwesterners are foul-smelling rednecks?  I certainly had Missouri (and Riverside County, California) rednecks in mind.  I would never sully the name of the good midwesterners.  Except those Missourians who ran the Mormons out of their state 175 years ago.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Welcome BYU!

« on: September 09, 2011, 01:09:08 PM »

i don't know the story with the cookies, but i can't imaine a reason to hate cookies.

Oh, I'll clarify.  I hate Mormon cookies.  Love me some regular Christian cookies, though.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Welcome BYU!

« on: September 09, 2011, 12:48:02 PM »

I effing hate BYU.  Eff those guys.  Eff Mormons, too.  Eff your missionary trips and your cookies and your judgement of people not like you.

Don't hold your feelings in.  Let us know the pain you're feeling.  Don't hold back.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Welcome BYU!

« on: September 09, 2011, 12:43:20 PM »

Hey, guys, another BYU fan here.

1.  What the hell is an Emaw?  (can I say hell here?)
2.  I just picked up my magic underwear from the floor because I just got laid by wife #2 (can I say laid here?)
3.  I don't hate black people, although my wife's ex-boyfriend is black, and she didn't go back 
4.  BYU fans aren't all dorks (no offense, Nikuman)
5.  I'm not homophobic - in fact, my brother is a gay model married to a guy and I haven't even disowned him.
6.  BYU's going to kick some Longhorn ass on Saturday.
7.  Are you guys the ones that are good in basketball?

I love the mormon fans who pretend they don't hate black people.  They are my absolute favorites. 

If there were any that would pretend Joseph Smith wasn't kind of a twerp who had a hard time scoring chicks, I'd like them equal if not better.  Haven't met one of them yet.

Well, at the very least, black people are waaaay down my list of things I hate:

1.  Beets
2.  Rednecks
3.  Ute football fans
4.  Celtics
5.  Yankees
6.  Barry Switzer
7.  Glenn Beck
8.  Traffic
9.  Chick flicks
10.  Body odor

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Kansas State Football / Re: Welcome BYU!

« on: September 09, 2011, 09:19:49 AM »

Welcome you silly, racist, good message boarding Mormons.

no crap. I'm totally jealous of the message boarding quality of these jello-loving bastards.

But we're really lousy at drunk posting.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Welcome BYU!

« on: September 09, 2011, 01:29:20 AM »

Hey, guys, another BYU fan here.

1.  What the hell is an Emaw?  (can I say hell here?)
2.  I just picked up my magic underwear from the floor because I just got laid by wife #2 (can I say laid here?)
3.  I don't hate black people, although my wife's ex-boyfriend is black, and she didn't go back 
4.  BYU fans aren't all dorks (no offense, Nikuman)
5.  I'm not homophobic - in fact, my brother is a gay model married to a guy and I haven't even disowned him.
6.  BYU's going to kick some Longhorn ass on Saturday.
7.  Are you guys the ones that are good in basketball?