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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: Open Letter to goemawers from LE

« on: April 10, 2013, 01:57:51 AM »

Do you have photos of Huggins or Frank with Blaise?   Please oh please tell me you have a picture of Frank using a thermal immersion circulator.

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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: goEMAW.com bracket challenge!

« on: March 19, 2013, 02:52:01 AM »

Here is my problem with the brackets.  Isn't Marshall Henderson himself so ridiculously goEMAW that you have to cheer for him over your own team.  If it comes down to Ole "terribly shameful south will rise again" Miss versus the fightin' Cats don't you have to root for Henderson because he embodies the spirit of this board and the program as a whole before the milquetoast reign of oscar Weber?  I apologize for that terrible run-on sentence.

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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Disappointed in fans of sporting events.

« on: March 16, 2013, 04:57:15 AM »

I thought I had seen the worst in Cincinatti '81.  But this weekend takes the cake.  I was hoping the stage left exit of Missouri State would bring everyone closer but this tournament has shown me truly how we "Friends" and "Lovers" feel about each other. 

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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: Butthurt Iowa State fan confronts Bill Self: gets tossed by security

« on: February 27, 2013, 01:28:58 PM »

I can't imagine it would make him any less dangerous.  He would also be lighter and more aerodynamic.

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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: Butthurt Iowa State fan confronts Bill Self: gets tossed by security

« on: February 27, 2013, 01:19:00 PM »

The world is truly unjust when we are denied photos of Bill Self beating the hell out of an old man in yellow shoes.

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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: Can the Cyclones beat the Jayhawks? I say no rough ridin' chance (Now a POLL!)

« on: February 26, 2013, 11:51:43 PM »

The circle jerk is fulfilled.  You simply did not realize it until the soggy biscuit ended up on your plate.

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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: Can the Cyclones beat the Jayhawks? I say no rough ridin' chance (Now a POLL!)

« on: February 26, 2013, 11:40:27 PM »

A damn shame.  I thought gE would be able to weather this storm better.  KU winning a basketball game versus some collection of natives in an Iowan flood plain is not worth this amount of flagellation.

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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: stevedave

« on: February 16, 2013, 04:04:53 AM »

Man...this is confusing.   This is why it is so hard to get new adopters for this blog.

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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: Duke: Worst So Called Blue Blood?

« on: February 15, 2013, 10:09:24 AM »

Video of bright-eyed KU students joyfully storming the court while the announcers clutch their pearls and the old tucks blow out their O-rings in a boo frenzy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwMlvmxsiXc&feature=youtu.be&t=6m12s

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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: I'm new here; where do I post about my love for Brittany Chambers?

« on: February 10, 2013, 02:57:07 AM »

Gross...and tragic.

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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: Last time KSU was ahead in conf standings & higher in AP rankings when playin KU

« on: February 10, 2013, 02:19:06 AM »

Why worry about middle of the pack Big 12 teams?  Pour yourself a glass of Glengoyne, kick the feet up, and relax in the knowledge of another trophy.

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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: Last time KSU was ahead in conf standings & higher in AP rankings when playin KU

« on: February 10, 2013, 02:02:55 AM »

Think of all the precious seconds you lost researching that info.  Will KU ever stop distracting successful EMAWS from fulfilling their destiny of stacking paper and smelling of gentle breezes and lilacs? 

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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: Am I missing something? Where are the recruits for next year?

« on: January 25, 2013, 11:49:03 PM »

This thread will rub the shine right off this year's throbbing male genitals of a season.

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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: Punk'd

« on: November 23, 2012, 11:12:21 PM »

Nice prank Michigan.

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Kansas State Football / Game Ready!

« on: November 03, 2012, 04:04:50 AM »

What are you EMAWarriors listening to in preparation for tomorrow? "Dashboard Coffensional's album "The Places We have Feared to Tread" is what keeps me focused. 

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: I am new to this board...and I embrace it totally. Great board.

« on: October 24, 2012, 09:40:22 AM »

Hey cool dudes and young women focused on equality and shredding asphalt on the quad!  Just wanna say I love the board and I'm looking forward to my future posts. 

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Kansas State Football / What will you do?

« on: October 14, 2012, 02:32:53 AM »

Good Luck.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Next...

« on: October 14, 2012, 02:20:06 AM »

This is how you conquer a galaxy!

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Kansas State Football / Re: Next...

« on: October 14, 2012, 12:58:52 AM »

By videos of defeat and pain?  I mean...that is a great way to build up a warrior populace.  Hopefully if the cats win the NC this year the fans will swarm out like a terrible conquering band of Fremen burning couches and taking mascot trophies.  Leaving nothing but a burnt rubble of the college football landscape. 

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Kansas State Football / Re: Next...

« on: October 14, 2012, 12:12:42 AM »

Watch an 11:00am game at Auntie Mae's and the experience will quickly have you renouncing your fanhood.  Free Pizza Hut is nice.  Jeff Denney is a saint.  But also it is lot like being submitted to tests by Unit 731.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Hey Purple Kitty Nation

« on: October 08, 2012, 01:34:13 AM »

I just wish Joplin, Mo had a BIG 12 team.  Sure the Aimes flood is cute but imagine the BBS'ing of a team caught in the path of a F5 tornado!  Eat crap Funnel Aggies!

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Kansas State Football / Re: What would it take for you to be cool with

« on: September 12, 2012, 01:00:43 AM »

I'm fairly sure that KSU winning two Dr. Peppers would make a good number of people on this board just retire and move back to Manhattan forever.  They would hang out at Mae's and bow down to the genius of Snyder until their lungs gave out and they expired.  People would try to avoid them but they would keep accosting everyone and rent shitty apartments above Kite's and Fat's. This board wants to tuck so hard you can rough ridin' taste it.  2 Dr. Peps means an infinity of shitty Sean ball or if he actually wins he leaves in 5.

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Kansas State Football / Re: visiting fans are the worst, especially when you lose at home

« on: September 10, 2012, 01:05:40 AM »

I must have missed a couple of extra World Wars cause last I checked millions is a pretty high death toll for defending the freedom of the U.S.A.
 

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Kansas State Football / Re: Hey EMAW

« on: September 10, 2012, 12:55:45 AM »

These bumps are great once you realize they are bumps.  That first minute of confusion is terrifying. 

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Kansas State Football / Re: God Punishes: Nebraska, Colorado, aTm, and Mizzou all lose (Thanks Fatty Angel)

« on: September 09, 2012, 02:30:10 AM »

Also try to TSC just once in your life...you will feel better.