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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Dogs

« on: September 22, 2011, 11:30:16 PM »

got bit in the hamstring by a german shepard

wow, what did you do to it to make it bite you?

fought the dog for a catfish

Who got the fish?

dog. i legally could have shot it on the spot

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Kansas State Football / Re: Reporting live from Miami...

« on: September 22, 2011, 11:23:33 PM »

sweet jesus, i just need a plane ticket and a shitload of masking tape, "pardone moi moiselle"

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: What are your must have guns.....

« on: September 22, 2011, 11:19:40 PM »

jeez what the heck

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=14607.0

the cox interface at my apt got vandalized and thats why i had no internet for 3 days

after they fixed it they had me go out and look at it and they reenacted exactly what the purpetrators must have done like in anericas most wanted it was hilarious

Why in the world would a pony have an apartment? Jesus Emawgeddon must be

?8 balls are not a valid form of currency to the state of KS. They pay me in corn and soy beans then I sell them back to ADM the ethanol company for cash or shiny beads

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: MHK Hiking?

« on: September 22, 2011, 11:16:40 PM »

slid down a ditch covered with greenbriars, now my forearms loook like a horror movie

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Kansas State Football / Re: View from the Parking Lot Miami Game Houli-Pak

« on: September 22, 2011, 11:12:59 PM »

ride a 8ft high cheese wheeled unicycle through a vat of wine at bartime and i might soil myself yet again

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Kansas State Football / Re: Pink Out

« on: September 21, 2011, 11:20:35 PM »

You rough ridin' rough rider.

You sounds mad, bruuuuh

Not mad.

Furious.

MODS?!?!

is drunk in a motel but will fight anyone, even underwater.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Pink Out

« on: September 21, 2011, 11:11:41 PM »

eff you, EPAW

come at me warden

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Recent motion picture viewing - Add your own!

« on: September 21, 2011, 11:02:05 PM »

i rented this movie about boxing and crack with mark walberg, i didnt think it was half bad, kindof weird tho

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Dogs

« on: September 21, 2011, 10:57:00 PM »

got bit in the hamstring by a german shepard

wow, what did you do to it to make it bite you?

fought the dog for a catfish

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: What are your must have guns.....

« on: September 21, 2011, 10:39:28 PM »

jeez what the heck

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=14607.0

the cox interface at my apt got vandalized and thats why i had no internet for 3 days

after they fixed it they had me go out and look at it and they reenacted exactly what the purpetrators must have done like in anericas most wanted it was hilarious

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Kansas State Football / Re: goEMAW ICT watch party????

« on: September 21, 2011, 10:24:14 PM »

i got this cool idea where we take this doll and beat the crap out of it and cut its hair off so it looks abused then take action shots of it at night with a flashlight on its face in places like dumpsters, trash heaps, beneath sewer grates, hanging from street trees ect. and tell everyone its the seed of the seed of chucky. those could be some scary pics.

PM me bros.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Older, poorer, more bandwagon, rooted in terror?

« on: September 21, 2011, 10:15:38 PM »

 i marvel at how much trash flies out of the back of pickup trucks around lawrence, i can't believe i havnt got a flat tire yet

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Dogs

« on: September 21, 2011, 10:09:40 PM »

got bit in the hamstring by a german shepard

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Pizza Thread

« on: September 21, 2011, 10:05:25 PM »

got kicked out of a pizza hut for loitering and supposed vagrancy

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: Renewable Energy

« on: September 21, 2011, 10:04:00 PM »

The future is not important.  The oil supply will last forever.

I mailed you a rattle snake all jacked up on cocaine. Have fun with that one!

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Kansas State Football / Re: Pink Out

« on: September 21, 2011, 10:01:12 PM »

Can confirm these rumblings.


EPAW! 

 

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Facebook

« on: September 21, 2011, 09:49:04 PM »

anyone remember xanga? man I would love to be able to pull up my old page.

I'm going to update your old page you son of a bitch.

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Essentially Flyertalk / What are your must have guns.....

« on: September 21, 2011, 09:23:18 PM »

here is my list
Beretta M9 9mm
S&W M&P 15 .22 Performance Center
Remington 870 12 g
Taurus .38sp 2 in
Springfield 1911 .45 ACP Mil Spec

I am thinking I need a centerfire rifle, and a .22 pistol.
Wish List is AK-47 and 5.56 AR M1Garand

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Very NSFW but pretty LOL worthy

« on: July 09, 2011, 05:40:02 PM »

You think this Mike W dude knows some white women that would be into a mini-horse 

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Squawk outting thread (nomination of lead and deputy investigator)

« on: July 09, 2011, 05:37:39 PM »

I agree it's possible to still be a squawk after donating, but you're certainly a squawk if you don't.

Then put yoga and EPAW on the list.

EPAW?

Horses don't own chattel dude, they are chattel.  effing guy lives in the Beltway and can't tell the difference between chattel and non-chattel.

Son of a bitch.