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Kansas State Football / Re: They lost to a food!
« on: September 08, 2012, 10:39:32 PM »May be the first time Weis has lost to food.
In all fairness it is a healthy food. Only rice that fat ass knows is rice krispy treats.
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In all fairness it is a healthy food. Only rice that fat ass knows is rice krispy treats.
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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: The Work Blabber
« on: February 09, 2012, 07:29:49 PM »Any of you ever dealt with the "I take myself way too seriously" person at the office? Working in Lawrence about 5 years ago, the cubicle next to me was inhabited by a 30 something female who constantly used the word "professional" and talked non-stop about professionalism etc., yet she spent about 5 hours a day on her cell phone or chatting with another office person. One time I overheard her (she talked loud) on the phone talking about attending the wizards game to see David Beckham. So I asked her later "So, you excited to go to the game?". 1 hour later she sent a memo to the entire office about professionalism and not listening to the personal conversations of others.OMG these co-workers are the worst, I said the WORST. I've got one in my office and I want to strangle her. T's and P's Cartier.
I'm going to come off like a sexist. But I would love to work in a professional setting without women. So many of the women at the office are either overly emotional or back stabbing bitches.
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Essentially Flyertalk / Midwestern Work Ethic
« on: February 09, 2012, 02:21:29 PM »
http://www.jsonline.com/sports/packers/helping-hands-nelson-savors-farm-life-763p0vr-137327298.html
I bet the turds over at GoPowercat have been gershing to this, this should liven up the lemon party.
Anybody else take advantage of the "I'm a hard working country boy" stereotype at work?
I bet the turds over at GoPowercat have been gershing to this, this should liven up the lemon party.
Anybody else take advantage of the "I'm a hard working country boy" stereotype at work?
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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Must visit taverns, pubs or bars
« on: January 10, 2012, 09:01:32 PM »
Their well whiskey is makers mark
Good God Man. Where is this place. And do tell, what is the call whiskey?
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Essentially Flyertalk / Must visit taverns, pubs or bars
« on: January 09, 2012, 07:15:41 PM »
This one is in London... http://www.pubs.com/main_site/pub_details.php?pub_id=154
This one is in Amsterdam... http://www.diningcity.nl/cafedejaren/en/index.html
This one is in Amsterdam... http://www.diningcity.nl/cafedejaren/en/index.html
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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Juicing: Do you own a juicer? Post recipes, and get to know other juicers ITT
« on: January 07, 2012, 10:20:26 AM »banana juice is too stringy for me.
I've never tried injecting the banana juice do you cut it with saline? Have you ever added some DMSO? Seems like it would be tough to inject in my thigh? I'm guessing all of the vitamins, especially the potassium, makes for one mad stack with the DBOL and DECA. I'll be benching 500+ in 3 weeks.
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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Juicing: Do you own a juicer? Post recipes, and get to know other juicers ITT
« on: January 06, 2012, 11:36:46 PM »
Yeah,
I think I'll skip the DECA on this cycle and just go with the DBOL and TEST. Need to mix it up. Anyone have any suggestions.
I think I'll skip the DECA on this cycle and just go with the DBOL and TEST. Need to mix it up. Anyone have any suggestions.
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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Bachelor
« on: January 02, 2012, 09:35:31 PM »
Why would it be intimidating? Sounds like a typical month for our BYU friends out west.
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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Racist family members?
« on: December 30, 2011, 02:58:13 PM »My father in law thinks everyone is a secret Jew.
They are!!!
An older uncle was tracing back the geneaology and found out one of the great great grand parents was jewish. Old racist uncle made a big deal of it and was embarrassed for the entire family had an important aunts and uncles only discussion at X-mass last year. Younger cousins were all...
Is it really that big of deal?
I guess now I know why I like smoked lox and cream chesse on my bagel.
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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: neighbor stories
« on: December 27, 2011, 10:59:34 PM »
The Retired Engineer:
An embattled relic from the cold war, this engineer is the authority regarding any engineering matter that mankind and our woefully ignorant HOA may face. City engineers and workmen who put in a sidewalk were subjected to the pea gravel debate of the century -- our HOA would have proper pea gravel or there would be hell to pay. A Jewish synagogue was built behind his lot, the engineer surveyed and measured water drainage rates and the design of a retention pond and complained numerous times of the malfeasance created by those damned Jews. He walks around the temple property weekly to survey the damage created by water drainage from the parking lot. The house that is vacant and waiting to be sold; the engineer categorized and identified numerous invasive weed species and complained to the realtor. Heard a rumor that he was measuring the grass height with a ruler as well. Before this house was vacant our beloved engineer decided to sue the home builder, construction company, and HOA because the house didn't meet the minimal square footage (probably off by 200 - 500 sq ft) as determined by a survey of the 1.5 foot thick binder that is 'supposedly' the covenance which governs our beloved HOA.
So the guy is a fighter pilot who retired from the navy/air force and who used to park his helicopter in an empty lot behind his house until neighbors complained. The guy is legit and was Top Gun back in the 60's. Unfortunately now he is just batshit crazy and loves to fight. He won't back down. The HOA meetings are miserable. The old codger goes on-and-on at the HOA meetings over every damn engineering matter imaginable -- he makes the same damn complaints every year. The HOA just cuts and pastes his comments for the yearly newsletter/meeting minutes. During the last meeting he finally provided some new information when he started going off about having to kill a commie. "It was either him or me, and I'm sitting here; aren't I" was the statement that finished the story he was telling me.
The NBA Baller:
Welcome to never-rough ridin'-never land. I always thought it would be cool to have a pro (now retired) athlete as my neighbor. Would lil cracka' learn to play ball from a guy who was in the LEAGUE? Wonderful stories of other baller neighbors who were sent gift baskets had been rumored, could we be receiving a $$$ gift basket too? Just imagine who would be stopping by his house? Other ballers, celebrities, a cadre of hotties? HA! The only fairy dust this jack ass sprinkles goes up his nose or is burnt up in his bong. Wish I could win the lottery and spend all day getting high playing video games, and all night going to the bar/club.
This third-string baller hardly ever saw time in the rotation and was let go (retired) for smoking the ganja after 3 or 4 years in the league. His scouting report describes him as a big, who, if he possessed a better work ethic and more maturity would have been a serious contender. Yet, the mid-twenty year old has a home that is 1.5x larger than mine and it's paid off. My wife and I have multiple college degrees, which is wonderful because we'll need these credentials to spend the next 30 years paying for our home. In the mean-time you would think the baller could take care of his lawn and quit knocking up the baby mamas. Especially the lawn, hopefully the engineer doesn't notice the decrepid state of disrepair. Oh and the only parties he throws are for his entourage of loser, co-dependent friends who have latched on to his purse strings. It's like a f'n frat party over there all the damn time. Oh and his home was always being broken in-to; dumbass had his personal information on the net. When he was playing ball, thugs would look him up and decide to go fence the NBA players house.
The Lesbians:
Great couple of wonderful gals. Although they are in their 40's, they're still kind of hot. Both like beer, we see them at a microbrew all the time. They give out lots of candy to the kids for Halloween. And they let me use their snowblower last year. Wish we could get rid of the other losers and get a few more lesbians.
An embattled relic from the cold war, this engineer is the authority regarding any engineering matter that mankind and our woefully ignorant HOA may face. City engineers and workmen who put in a sidewalk were subjected to the pea gravel debate of the century -- our HOA would have proper pea gravel or there would be hell to pay. A Jewish synagogue was built behind his lot, the engineer surveyed and measured water drainage rates and the design of a retention pond and complained numerous times of the malfeasance created by those damned Jews. He walks around the temple property weekly to survey the damage created by water drainage from the parking lot. The house that is vacant and waiting to be sold; the engineer categorized and identified numerous invasive weed species and complained to the realtor. Heard a rumor that he was measuring the grass height with a ruler as well. Before this house was vacant our beloved engineer decided to sue the home builder, construction company, and HOA because the house didn't meet the minimal square footage (probably off by 200 - 500 sq ft) as determined by a survey of the 1.5 foot thick binder that is 'supposedly' the covenance which governs our beloved HOA.
So the guy is a fighter pilot who retired from the navy/air force and who used to park his helicopter in an empty lot behind his house until neighbors complained. The guy is legit and was Top Gun back in the 60's. Unfortunately now he is just batshit crazy and loves to fight. He won't back down. The HOA meetings are miserable. The old codger goes on-and-on at the HOA meetings over every damn engineering matter imaginable -- he makes the same damn complaints every year. The HOA just cuts and pastes his comments for the yearly newsletter/meeting minutes. During the last meeting he finally provided some new information when he started going off about having to kill a commie. "It was either him or me, and I'm sitting here; aren't I" was the statement that finished the story he was telling me.
The NBA Baller:
Welcome to never-rough ridin'-never land. I always thought it would be cool to have a pro (now retired) athlete as my neighbor. Would lil cracka' learn to play ball from a guy who was in the LEAGUE? Wonderful stories of other baller neighbors who were sent gift baskets had been rumored, could we be receiving a $$$ gift basket too? Just imagine who would be stopping by his house? Other ballers, celebrities, a cadre of hotties? HA! The only fairy dust this jack ass sprinkles goes up his nose or is burnt up in his bong. Wish I could win the lottery and spend all day getting high playing video games, and all night going to the bar/club.
This third-string baller hardly ever saw time in the rotation and was let go (retired) for smoking the ganja after 3 or 4 years in the league. His scouting report describes him as a big, who, if he possessed a better work ethic and more maturity would have been a serious contender. Yet, the mid-twenty year old has a home that is 1.5x larger than mine and it's paid off. My wife and I have multiple college degrees, which is wonderful because we'll need these credentials to spend the next 30 years paying for our home. In the mean-time you would think the baller could take care of his lawn and quit knocking up the baby mamas. Especially the lawn, hopefully the engineer doesn't notice the decrepid state of disrepair. Oh and the only parties he throws are for his entourage of loser, co-dependent friends who have latched on to his purse strings. It's like a f'n frat party over there all the damn time. Oh and his home was always being broken in-to; dumbass had his personal information on the net. When he was playing ball, thugs would look him up and decide to go fence the NBA players house.
The Lesbians:
Great couple of wonderful gals. Although they are in their 40's, they're still kind of hot. Both like beer, we see them at a microbrew all the time. They give out lots of candy to the kids for Halloween. And they let me use their snowblower last year. Wish we could get rid of the other losers and get a few more lesbians.
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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Drive sober or get pulled over!!
« on: December 27, 2011, 07:06:02 PM »12
Kansas State Football / Re: Something we can all agree on...
« on: December 18, 2011, 04:50:34 PM »pigaggies know that we are superior. They are obviously practicing how to take-out Coach Snyder in hopes of winning the game. Thank-God we have Snyder 2.0...
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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Hey Ass Douches
« on: December 12, 2011, 05:49:54 PM »
Sounds like BMWhawk...
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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: House buying/owning advice
« on: December 12, 2011, 05:02:51 PM »living out in the middle of nowhere vs in town (not like a city area with lots of stuff to do/walk to, just lots of houses around and easy driving to stores vs 30 minutes to town)?
older house (20s-50s) vs 90s-00s version?
are there a lot of regional differences in construction standards/modes? i looked at a couple of house here and they appeared to have been built by retards.
[size=18t]Windows, Windows, Windows.
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Kansas State Football / Re: Our Bowl opponent ???????
« on: December 09, 2011, 06:31:10 PM »Hey Guys,
We're picking the bowl games at our office tomorrow, and I'm trying to to figure out badly we'll massacre our opponent, but I can't remember who we're playing ? I know I've heard of them once or twice before but I can't remember the name of their program.What can I say, I live in the west now and it's hard to find information about eastern or southern mid-majors out here. I remember hearing they had a break-out year and am pretty sure they are also 10-2 and were competitive or maybe even won the Sun Belt or Bible Belt or whatever conference they're in. Thanks in advance for the help EMAW brothers!
Pure chum!!! Not biting child!
YOU JUST DID!!!
This is rich. Hurricane Cat was PM'ing everyone saying he could pull a pigaggie out of the woodwork. I think he just won a $50 bet or something.
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Essentially Flyertalk / WIll it ever be the same???
« on: December 07, 2011, 08:59:12 PM »
Oh sure, this site has finally made the big time. Years of trainiing, dedication and hard work; patiently waiting for your moment in the sun. And BOOM, all of a sudden a state of pig aggies brings you into the effervescent glow of success. Well deserved goEMAW'ers. This body of work is exceptional, you are a legend amongst the internet message boards. For ages they will sing praise to your name. The bar has been raised, a new standard established.
But!
What does the future hold? What is next my powercat brethern? It can never get better than this moment, right here and right now. What does the future have in store for this site? Are we destined to be the Lindsey Lohan of internet fandom? Cracked out on coke, drunkenly driving our SUV into a tree somewhere in the hills of Hollywood?
Oh the humanity. Is this success or is it the demise of goEMAW?
But!
What does the future hold? What is next my powercat brethern? It can never get better than this moment, right here and right now. What does the future have in store for this site? Are we destined to be the Lindsey Lohan of internet fandom? Cracked out on coke, drunkenly driving our SUV into a tree somewhere in the hills of Hollywood?
Oh the humanity. Is this success or is it the demise of goEMAW?
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Kansas State Football / Re: Screen Pass?
« on: November 19, 2011, 08:37:58 PM »
THIS!!!
Gdman it. or shuttle pass. If they are going to focus the team on Klein then focus on the other players.
Beyond this, I'm so tired of Texass pathetic lil bro syndrome. Come on' run off to the SEC or PAC-10 already, if you can't beat K-State then get on, go find an easier conference already.
Gdman it. or shuttle pass. If they are going to focus the team on Klein then focus on the other players.
Beyond this, I'm so tired of Texass pathetic lil bro syndrome. Come on' run off to the SEC or PAC-10 already, if you can't beat K-State then get on, go find an easier conference already.
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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Manhattan Apartment Complex Fire
« on: November 07, 2011, 11:04:16 AM »Please send that youtube clip to the collie-wanking Aggies. Let 'em know this is how you do a bonfire. Complete with a big fat check from the insurance company.
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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: LSAT'rs
« on: October 22, 2011, 02:14:46 PM »
crap ain't like Boston Legal. Even if you land a decent job you'll end up working 60+ hours a week. F'n degree make you instantly unmarketable in other areas. Be careful when making this decision.
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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: LSAT'rs
« on: October 21, 2011, 09:51:01 PM »
Why would anyone go into law? Unless you're getting into a Top 20 school or have family with an established practice you are wasting your time. Ain't no jobs.
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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Work place battle stories
« on: October 13, 2011, 10:02:15 PM »
Copy the supervisor with a " thank-you, for your time. "
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Essentially Flyertalk / Work place battle stories
« on: October 11, 2011, 08:31:12 PM »
Any suggestions on how to respond when a co-worker cuts you off in the meeting? Happened 2x, in the last 2 weeks. Need a response, to restake meeting dominance.
Was going to go with a retallitory cut off like "anyway," kick in a smile, and finish off my point.
Anybody got any other suggestions?
Was going to go with a retallitory cut off like "anyway," kick in a smile, and finish off my point.
Anybody got any other suggestions?
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Kansas State Football / Re: STUDENT SECTION IS WEAK SAUCE....
« on: October 08, 2011, 08:39:43 PM »
Should keep wearing pink shirts all year long.
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Essentially Flyertalk / Gmail acct was hacked
« on: September 25, 2011, 11:57:20 PM »
I'm a total computer Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)
Any advice beyond the crap posted on yahoo answers
Tracked the ip address to nj. Any ideas how to get additional ip login information for my gmail acct?
Gracias
Any advice beyond the crap posted on yahoo answers
Tracked the ip address to nj. Any ideas how to get additional ip login information for my gmail acct?
Gracias