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Kansas State Football / Re: Spring 2011 tidbits

« on: April 11, 2011, 11:29:09 PM »

Tuggle seems to be mostly working with the 2's arm strength and accuracy are not overwhelmingly impressive

E. Lamur at will Arthur at Mike Walker at Sam

Presuming Klein is running with the ones?

What was that other info we had that said Klein had moved to WR full time? 

Manbeck reported that. 

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Halloween Costumes

« on: October 26, 2010, 11:03:16 PM »

If all goes well, I'll be wearing Pittcat's skin. I think my costume will speak for itself.

Why does answering honest questions between two people always have to end in one person wearing the others skin for Halloween? 

I used to ask myself this question often. Turns out, some things in life are inevitable. The two conversations are joined at the hip.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Halloween Costumes

« on: October 26, 2010, 10:47:04 PM »

If all goes well, I'll be wearing Pittcat's skin. I think my costume will speak for itself.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: goEMAW poster you'd most like to eat

« on: October 26, 2010, 10:46:09 PM »

Honestly, I would suggest myself.  I live the life of a kobe beef bovine.  I enjoy a regular diet of fine beer, and I am massaged on a regular basis.  Superb marbling, without excessive fat.

OK, Pittcat. That response has earned you the opportunity to answer five quick followup questions. Nothing concrete, just stuff I'm curious about. No need to rush your answers.

1)How accessible is your house from a major street?
2) How many hours per day would you say you're home alone?
3)Do you routinely leave doors or windows unlocked?
4)What kind of condiments do you keep in the fridge?
5)Hypothetically, how many pieces would an attacker have to cut you into in an effort  to cram you into your home oven?

Like I said, no big deal. Jut hypothetical quandaries. Not creepy at at all.

Thanks in advance,
Snuka.

I understand your concerns.  And frankly, I would raise the same questions to you given the same situation.

1)  It's not.  Period.
2)  2 to 3 on average.
3)  No.
4)  Standard stuff, but I would suggest Woeber's Jalepeno Mustard...amazing stuff.
5)  Cram into an oven?  Not many.  Maybe 3 or 4.

Your turn.

Don't make this about me.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: goEMAW poster you'd most like to eat

« on: October 26, 2010, 10:08:19 PM »

Honestly, I would suggest myself.  I live the life of a kobe beef bovine.  I enjoy a regular diet of fine beer, and I am massaged on a regular basis.  Superb marbling, without excessive fat.

OK, Pittcat. That response has earned you the opportunity to answer five quick followup questions. Nothing concrete, just stuff I'm curious about. No need to rush your answers.

1)How accessible is your house from a major street?
2) How many hours per day would you say you're home alone?
3)Do you routinely leave doors or windows unlocked?
4)What kind of condiments do you keep in the fridge?
5)Hypothetically, how many pieces would an attacker have to cut you into in an effort  to cram you into your home oven?

Like I said, no big deal. Jut hypothetical quandaries. Not creepy at at all.

Thanks in advance,
Snuka.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: goEMAW poster you'd most like to eat

« on: October 26, 2010, 04:58:59 PM »

I try to start a simple, reality-based, normal, non-offensive thread about eating other human beings and people here turn it into a creep-fest.

You young people are crap. The future of cannibalism (and the world) is mumped.

Maybe you should ask dax then.  You creepy old bastard.

Creepy? Hey, if planning to eat the flesh of bunch of strangers based on their BBS names is wrong, I don't want to be right.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: goEMAW poster you'd most like to eat

« on: October 26, 2010, 03:15:25 PM »

I try to start a simple, reality-based, normal, non-offensive thread about eating other human beings and people here turn it into a creep-fest.

You young people are crap. The future of cannibalism (and the world) is mumped.

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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: season tix (SPOILER ALERT!!!)

« on: October 25, 2010, 09:42:03 PM »

Cheerleader on Newman ticket looks like the kind of girl that enjoys a good ass licking. Sorry if she's somebody's hot sister/girlfriend. I call 'em like I see 'em.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: goEMAW poster you'd most like to eat

« on: October 25, 2010, 09:35:49 PM »

For me, it's that MeatSauce d00d. His name makes him sound tasty, like some kind of stew.

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Essentially Flyertalk / goEMAW poster you'd most like to eat

« on: October 25, 2010, 08:48:14 PM »

A post in another thread got me wondering about this very normal, healthy and sane topic. So who's it gonna be? If this message board was stranded in the Alps, whose delicious BBSing fingers would be getting chewed off first?

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Packing lunch

« on: October 25, 2010, 08:33:58 PM »

The flesh of your youngest offspring.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Did I Dooooo Thaattttt?????

« on: October 12, 2010, 09:53:33 PM »

Always wondered.....Why didn't Carl Winslow just file a restraining order against Steven Urkel?

Always wondered or stole shamelessly from a Facebook group?

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2202593425&ref=search

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Kansas State Football / Re: The "No Class" counter

« on: October 07, 2010, 04:06:53 PM »

I just got called a MILDCAT!!!!!

That son of a bitch.

Punch him in the face.

I just slapped him in his mouth.  There certain lines you just don't fracking cross.  And calling a Wildcat a Mildcat is one of them.

Slapped him in the mouth? Too mild in my opinion. I would have raped his wife and held his kids hostage.

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Kansas State Football / Re: I just want to say something.

« on: October 07, 2010, 03:20:04 PM »

42: Thanks for helping us who don't know you, get to know you.  Glad to have you on our team now.  You're like the Kenny Powers of Big12 fandom.  , BRO

 

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Kansas State Football / Re: Arguments For and Against Rushing the Field When We Find Victory Thursday

« on: October 06, 2010, 10:24:18 AM »

Ideas are still too mild in my opinion. Somebody should slap together a Brook Berringer airplane banner and fly around the stadium a few times before crashing that bitch into the side of the Bill.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Arguments For and Against Rushing the Field When We Find Victory Thursday

« on: October 05, 2010, 09:26:08 PM »

eff rushing the field. How hard would it be to get an organized effort to set the stadium on fire afterward? Rushing the field is going half way.  If you don't burn structures and loot, you're really doing yourself and your school an injustice.

It's all or nothing here, fellas.

P.S. How hard is it to steal a tank?

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Hillwalking Hawaii Travel Bate Thread (TRAVEL MASTER THREAD)

« on: October 05, 2010, 09:11:57 PM »

Just make sure you look me up when you get here. Here's a photo if you need to use it when asking around.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Brooks Berringer

« on: September 29, 2010, 08:36:21 PM »

I think that making fun of dead people has officially jumped the shark.  thanks goEMAWers

I agree. Looks like it's time to dial up the intensity. Quick, somebody find a rape/murder victim to make light of.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: people you'd like to slap in the mouth

« on: September 29, 2010, 08:11:24 PM »

All of your wives and children. 

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Snakes Caught Thread

« on: September 29, 2010, 07:56:04 PM »

Got this one using a flute-like instrument and my teeth.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Cool Sciencey Pictures

« on: September 29, 2010, 07:49:30 PM »

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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: AIN'T NO SEATS!

« on: March 04, 2010, 03:29:01 PM »

Any reports on whether or not his senior day ended with him grabbing the mic and simply shouting "AIN'T NO SPEECH!!!!"?

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: GRCOAT things you did as a college student

« on: February 26, 2010, 03:00:36 AM »

I once set a couch on fire in the middle of Bluemont Ave at 3 a.m. I did it with two guys who are now K-State media types. Two cop cars and a fire truck came. Things got interesting, and my buddy slept with a 200-pounder. Details are almost too hard to explain.

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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: KU- Gameday

« on: January 28, 2010, 04:03:44 PM »

M Maybe people can change.

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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: KU- Gameday

« on: January 28, 2010, 03:59:59 PM »

Locker room is good with me.

But aren't "professionals" such as yourself supposed to take the high road in this situation? Maybe I use that p-word too loosely, but threatening to fight fans on a message board?

Wow.