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Kansas State Football / Re: Should we feel sorry for Tim Tebow and his horrible senior bowl performance?

« on: February 01, 2010, 09:45:48 PM »

I feel incredibly sorry for Tim, but not because of this recent fiasco.  The most eligible bachelor in the history of the University of Florida is apparently a virgin.  Unless he becomes a Catholic Priest or exists the closet, I'll consider his time at UF to be one of the greatest wastes of an opportunity of our generation.

It basically goes....

1. Len Bias doing too big of line
2. Tim Tebow's chastity at UF
3. Terry Pierce going pro early

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: more worried about...

« on: February 01, 2010, 09:40:09 PM »

Seems like we just got "promised" a week ago that the UT win wouldn't get to their heads for the OSU game.

I understand that coming off of a loss is different than coming off of a win, but I see tomorrow game being an emotional let down exactly like the OSU game.   

Also, Brackins will score 30 on us.

So, I'll go with ISU and NU as the scarier games.

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Kansas State Football / Re: mommies'D'FOG Photoshop Entries

« on: February 01, 2010, 09:20:39 PM »

First ever attempt at the "photoshopping"...

RUN BILLY!

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: 7 and 5 . . .

« on: February 01, 2010, 05:39:58 PM »

Interesting that Dax is taking on the same topic as Keitzman because I've always kind of considered the Dax the Keitzman of message boarding. 

Several categories there...

Highest ratings

Most hated by KU fans

Most hated by PowerTards

Recipient of blowjobs from intern(s)

Nerdy baseball fan

Friends with Powercat Tony

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: 7 and 5 . . .

« on: February 01, 2010, 05:37:31 PM »

The Octagon of Doom is obviously the best homecourt advantage in the country.

 

Get Better.

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Kansas State Football / Re: mommies'D'FOG Photoshop Entries

« on: February 01, 2010, 04:43:05 PM »

ZOMG!  There's an early leader in the clubhouse, folks.

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Kansas State Football / Re: ANNOUNCING FIRST ANNUAL goEMAW.com SIGNING DAY FESTIVAL OF GREATNESS!!!!!

« on: February 01, 2010, 03:29:54 PM »

Dear Sir or Madam,

I understand that those of you working in the Azerbaijian Department of Defense have little time to read a letter from a poor beet farmer such as myself. I have been receiving telegrams from an American named LHC Bill Snyder. He intends to bring me to the United States to play American football, and despite my repeated attempts at denial he continues to contact me. I am merely 5'2" and 140 pounds but this man continues to insist that I am the prototype of an outstanding football player. His continued mention of the words "Signing Day" make me rue the fate of any poor sods that agree to partake in such a horrific ritual. Please deny his continued attempts to obtain a visa to our country, as I do not want to hear from him again!

-Heydar Oglu

Dear Heydar,

Get ready to get your crap coached up.

Very Truly Yours,

OB

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Kansas State Football / Re: mommies'D'FOG Photoshop Entries

« on: February 01, 2010, 03:26:56 PM »

Cunningham  the only one?

The only one that we have lost?  Ya, I guess, but I don't think we really "had him."

sorry, i thought we might have signed a player.  is this contest a fake contest.  i don't follow football recruiting, its for serious dumbasses but i'd like to participate in your little reindeer games.

Nope, 100% legit.  Here, I'll spot you some content to start with...this is Tate Snyder, who is scheduled to sign with Kansas State on Wednesday 

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Kansas State Football / Re: mommies'D'FOG Photoshop Entries

« on: February 01, 2010, 03:03:16 PM »

Cunningham  the only one?

The only one that we have lost?  Ya, I guess, but I don't think we really "had him."

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Kansas State Football / Re: ANNOUNCING FIRST ANNUAL goEMAW.com SIGNING DAY FESTIVAL OF GREATNESS!!!!!

« on: February 01, 2010, 01:45:12 PM »

Football What The shazbot!
Who Even Pays Attention
Nebraska Tuesday

5-7-5 right?

I can't have nice things, can I?

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Kansas State Football / Re: ANNOUNCING FIRST ANNUAL goEMAW.com SIGNING DAY FESTIVAL OF GREATNESS!!!!!

« on: February 01, 2010, 01:05:58 PM »

Great work so far....

...However, this is not exclusively for poems, homos...still, good work though.

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Kansas State Football / Re: mommies'D'FOG Photoshop Entries

« on: February 01, 2010, 01:05:11 PM »

can you provide a list of eligible signees? 

Here you are....

http://kansasstate.rivals.com/default.asp?type=2



Obviously, it's officially "signing" day for those who haven't signed...but we'll include the others in this as well.....It's a festival.

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Kansas State Football / Re: ANNOUNCING FIRST ANNUAL goEMAW.com SIGNING DAY FESTIVAL OF GREATNESS!!!!!

« on: February 01, 2010, 12:25:45 PM »

Ok, Ok, no more PM's on this...

We WILL accept entries in the form of Haiku and/or dirty limerick. 

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Kansas State Football / mommies'D'FOG Photoshop Entries

« on: February 01, 2010, 12:04:40 PM »

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=482.0

Photoshop contest:  Best Photoshop, MSpaint, etc. job of a photo of one of our signees....in whatever manner you choose.  WINNER GETS A FREE goEMAW.com T-SHIRT! Winning entries will be judged by our Moderators.   This contest opens immediately, and will close this week at Midnight, Wednesday, Feb. 3rd.  ENTER AS OFTEN AS YOU LIKE!

Post your entries here...

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Kansas State Football / ANNOUNCING FIRST ANNUAL goEMAW.com SIGNING DAY FESTIVAL OF GREATNESS!!!!!

« on: February 01, 2010, 12:02:48 PM »

Fellow EMAW,

It is with great pleasure that I welcome you all to the FIRST ANNUAL go.EMAW.com SIGNING DAY FESTIVAL OF GREATNESS.

Or, mommies'D'FOG as it's called for short (shout out to Kellis for that one!  Love ya, bro).

It wasn’t such a long time ago that the mere mention of the phrase “letter of intent” would have sent shivers of ecstasy down an EMAW’ers spine.   Well, we here at goEMAW.com aren’t going to let those heady days go without a fight!
 
We aim to put the magic back into signing day….the wonder, the mystery, the bountiful cup that runneth over with 2 stars…..IT’S ALL BACK!  We are sponsoring two contests, and these are open to everyone, to commemorate this event:
 
1.   Essay contest: The theme is "What signing day means to me."  WINNER GETS A FREE goEMAW.com T-SHIRT! Reply to this thread with your submission.  The Essay must be less than 100 words.  Winning entries will be judged by our Moderators.  This contest opens immediately, and will close this week at Midnight, Wednesday, Feb. 3rd.  I have to be honest, I don't have very high expectations for this event, partly because the posters on this board are barely literate and partly because it's admittedly a stupid idea.....so, fracking surprise me, then.    Reply to this thread with your essays....don't fracking make me PM your asses, this is a festival.  

EDIT:  1.  Poetry Contest:  Obviously this board is a HUGE poetry board....pretty rough ridin' insensitive of me not to foresee this.  That's on me.  Same rules and awards apply as listed for the above, admittedly foolish and outdated, Essay Contest.
 
2.   Photoshop contest:  Best Photoshop, MSpaint, etc. job of a photo of one of our signees....in whatever manner you choose.  WINNER GETS A FREE goEMAW.com T-SHIRT!  We’ll open a separate thread for this effort.  Winning entries will be judged by our Moderators.   This contest opens immediately, and will close this week at Midnight, Wednesday, Feb. 3rd.  ENTER AS OFTEN AS YOU LIKE!  I actually do have really high hopes for this effort.  I put early odds on 'Clams MS Paint abilities and we'd be foolish to rule out Dirty Sanchez...basically this mother fracker is wide open.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Brunch?

« on: January 29, 2010, 12:26:30 PM »

One of my favorite things in life is to go to those high-end brunch buffets where you can get stuff like Prime Rib with horseradish on the same plate as eggs, bacon, and biscuits & gravy, etc.

Brunch is how I know that there is a form of "God" out there...

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: Who is in charge of the Gottlieb head?

« on: January 29, 2010, 12:23:14 PM »

Where the shazbot! is SoftTacoWallace and his crew?   

STW deleted his account.  Started acting pretty weird after the whole fitz up in Aggieville.  Took some time off from bbs'ing, but I believe he is back, posting on this very board under a different name.

He needs to PM me.  I won't "out" him, but I want to know who he is.....I like to keep my eye on the one's with so much promise.

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: KU- Gameday

« on: January 29, 2010, 12:21:29 PM »

OMG!   

I love it.

It shows that have now completely accepted the "Octagon of Doom" as the name of the facility.

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: Who is in charge of the Gottlieb head?

« on: January 29, 2010, 12:11:58 PM »

Important Update


Gooch is getting the 3 foot Katpak head printed today.  Done deal


Elite section 18er's, Wabash909 and Belivis Noland have agreed to hold this sucker up for us.  Section 18 is a partial student and non-student section, but Wabash and Noland sit in roughly the 8th row of that section....the Katpak head will be HIGHLY visible at the game!  They also have a giant one o these  (just the hand part, not the Walker head) that they'll be displaying.

Great goEMAW coordination in pulling this off.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Official Football Schedule - NU on Thursday, out of order non-cons

« on: January 29, 2010, 12:04:45 PM »

I’m willing to fight anyone who disagrees with this

9/4 UCLA - L
9/11 Missouri State - W
9/18 Farmaggedon (KC) - L
9/25 UCF - W
10/7 Nebraska (Thu.) - L
10/16 @ ku - L
10/23 @ Baylor - W
10/30 Oklahoma State - L
11/6 Texas – W (duh)
11/13 @ Missouri - L
11/20 @ Colorado - L
11/27 @ North Texas – W

5-7 – No NYCPak.

I will fight you, at Arrowhead, about your Iowa Sate prediction.   

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Kansas State Football / Re: Official Football Schedule - NU on Thursday, out of order non-cons

« on: January 29, 2010, 12:02:22 PM »

That is actually great scheduling work imo. 

Yep. You'll get no complaint from me.


Still excited about "family Pak" in Orlando in 2012.  Not joking...The Pete family will be there.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Hillwalking Hawaii Travel Bate Thread

« on: January 28, 2010, 10:34:17 PM »

Hill, need more info on Hawaii.  Lost the last stuff you sent me which was all gold iirc.  Going in Sep/Oct and either doing Oahu/Kauai/Maui or just Oahu/Maui.  9 to 12 days.  Flying American with British Airways miles.  Prolly first class one direction and coach the other.  Need to stay at Hilton/Starwood mostly but would be willing to stay somewhere boutiquey if we do three islands.  Ok, GO!

My advice is to fly first class on the way BACK.  On the way their, you'll be psyched and it won't matter.  On the way back you'll be tired and a the extra comforts will be awesome.

The Hilton in Kauai is in a strange spot...it's this weird inland bay....kind of a shitty location, but a nice facility.  Good spa.    The Poipu area on the south shore is nice.  Close to Waimea canyon and good beaches.

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: Fresh Marqueef Morris #

« on: January 28, 2010, 10:20:26 PM »

Nice work here fellas...

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: KU- Gameday

« on: January 28, 2010, 04:18:57 PM »

SUPER BOWL!!!!!

LOL at Beams not bothering to read the whole thread before he drive-by's with that crap.

Or, is Beams saying the Manbeck vs. Snuka match is like the superbowl?    If that's the case, then I agree with Beams...would indeed be as sweet ass as the Super Bowl.

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: KU- Gameday

« on: January 28, 2010, 12:52:46 PM »

Fight him Levi! Inspire our students to violence!

Meh, I like Manbeck.  When you work at the Merc, there is a presumption that you are going to deliver the stories with some home cooking.