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Kansas State Football / Re: Weis

« on: May 17, 2012, 08:28:15 AM »

Lawrence friend relayed a recent Weis story involving his living situation.

....frontbutt (fb) told Z he needed a place to live, so they set up a master suite at 10 grand/month ......Z agreed to pay the first 3 months, then Charlie could take it from there

....halfway into the 3rd month, fb, called the owners into his office and told them his wasn't to big on this 10 thousand dollar a month deal...........they thought maybe there was something he didn't like about the suite or whatever......so they offered to knock it down to 8

.......he sat back in his chair, slapped his belly, leaned forward and said "boys, i'm thinking about payin' nothin!........zero"

.......the owners exchanged looks and replied to fb by telling him that he can pay his rent on the 1st or find another place to live.....no hard feelings

true story

beaut

OMG, that's amazing if it's true.

Yes, slapping his belly and calling them boys makes this a potential top 10 goEMAW story.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....

« on: May 17, 2012, 07:42:44 AM »

Awesome crap (the good kind) on here. Living in ACC country, I was talking to a VT grad and he was all, "FSU would not join the Big 12. They would have joined the SEC if they were going to do anything. The ACC is strong and FSU wouldn't make any more money in the Big 12." I slammed him with some facts learned w/i this thread (no one lies or exaggerates on goEMAW.com, do they?) and then I beat him over the head with my Big 12 beating stick. Then, as he gathered himself and got back on his feet, he said that there were some grumblings that ND was going to join the ACC and that would lock up FSU from ever leaving. I then threw out some more goEMAW.com factual talking points about how ND wants to come to the Big 12 so the two most recognizable CFB brands would be in the same conference. He said that ND has nothing in common with the Big 12 and that the ACC is most like ND, so they were going to join the ACC. I realized at this point that this VT grad had an aneurism from the previous beating I had just given him and I walked away. Nothing would make my life more complete right now than inviting him over to my house to watch the press conference where FSU and ND announce that they will be joining the Big 12.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: felix rex moves to Cairo

« on: May 16, 2012, 11:57:09 AM »

If you buy a vehicle over there make sure it meets EPA emissions standards.  Pretty sure they don't have the same restrictions as here.  That is if you were going to bring it back to the states.   

Am buying a land cruiser from an outgoing diplomat. Compete with elite DIPLOMAT tags.

Do completely outlandish stuff and them scream at everyone that you have diplomatic immunity.

Have a video recording the entire incident and then when you come back to the states, make an '80's movie about Egyptian mafia getting away with murder using the video.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Cop sees me speeding and follows me home but doesn't pull me over.

« on: May 16, 2012, 11:53:30 AM »

The cop was getting a blowjob in the park in his car and thought nic has seen something he shouldn't have. He began following nic, giving thought to taking car of nic so that nobody would find out about said bj. While following nic, he told his ho to continue and when he was about to pull into nic's driveway, he realized that he was also about to climax so he kept driving. When he got to the intersection, and let off the brake, he also released his load and caused him to stomp on the accelerator and spin out.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Asava's Gif Thread

« on: May 16, 2012, 11:48:18 AM »

Can't get the last word. A little help?

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: OFFICIAL: Welcome Michael Orris to K-State thread!

« on: May 16, 2012, 09:20:07 AM »

It actually was LuCo and Energy.  They won 23 games the, year they didn't play with Jake, Jamar, or Victor.  Jake won 21 the year he didn't play with Jamar and Vic, and of course Jamar and Vic won 22 their year without Jake.  So if you take suspensions into account the top two looks like this.
1. Energy
2. Vic
 

That's actually pretty awesome. The two winningest players in our history were walkons.

Take it to GPC

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Nick Wright is gone...

« on: May 11, 2012, 02:45:36 PM »

Nick Wright had a nice little meltdown-type scenario calling out message boarders and blog posters who claim him leaving can't make 610 worse than it already is.  Started to throw out 610 vs 810 statistics.  #15 radio station in the U.S....blah blah

It's amazing how much he trolls. I don't know why he gives a eff of what a bunch of bbs'rs think. Fescoe claims "he's never looked at a message board in his life". You know why he claims that? Cause he knows he's a POS and no one likes him.

How could you be in sports talk radio and not look at a message board. Good lord, your entire listening audience participates in them. Isn't it a good idea to know a little about your audience?

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Kansas State Football / Re: Hilarious Moments From Last Season

« on: May 11, 2012, 02:37:07 PM »

Ray Kibble with his machete.

Simply the best.
slow it down. that one is a keeper.

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: additional oscar weber butthurt crying if the other threads weren't enough

« on: May 11, 2012, 02:33:37 PM »

you kept typing the wrong name 

I know, I have been doing since day 1, unless I messed up some where. It drives my bro-in-law crazy.
  but not really that  probably much more 

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: an open letter to oscar weber

« on: May 11, 2012, 02:31:15 PM »

Hi oscar, fanning here. I wanna be your friend, do you wanna be mine? Don't eff up.

Thanks,

fanning.

I love the anonymity muscles.
oh wait, never mind.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Things you did young that aren't relevant anymore...

« on: May 11, 2012, 02:29:42 PM »

10 Print "dobber is awesome"
20 Goto 10

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: additional oscar weber butthurt crying if the other threads weren't enough

« on: May 11, 2012, 02:24:08 PM »

weber, not webster

seriously?

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: BBSing Pet Peeves.

« on: May 11, 2012, 01:20:33 PM »

No one Evidently everyone except fanning could have predicted this outcome. 

fyp

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: Assistant Coach Rumor Thread

« on: May 11, 2012, 01:17:24 PM »

frank mumped us so hard in coaching circles that no one wants to touch coaching jobs under currie

Frank effed us or Currie effed us?

Both, but mainly Frank.

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: Will Currie take a meeting? ***NOW THE OFFICIAL NUTPAK THREAD***

« on: May 11, 2012, 01:16:48 PM »

Tell the clarion hotel/bar/#hotspotofGC high for me. I've pak'd many nights there. 

Whoops. I was thinking about blazing up yo, don't be a hater dlew.

Just giving you a hard time fanning.  Good natured ribbing and stuff.

 

Good work.   

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Things you did young that aren't relevant anymore...

« on: May 11, 2012, 12:32:50 PM »

Signed my mom's or dad's name to a counter check to buy something.
(I am not even that old, it was just a small town and every business had counter checks from the local banks.)

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Kansas State Football / Re: BREAKING: "Calm the waters" never uttered by LHOFHCBS

« on: May 11, 2012, 12:07:52 PM »

The Kstate Cat Football team was going to be the soothing cause of Legionnaire's disease to all who got too close to it. Dr. Scheme bringing it disease style.

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: additional oscar weber butthurt crying if the other threads weren't enough

« on: May 11, 2012, 11:58:36 AM »

Folks, he just fits here!

brady7

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Weber hard at work!

Just thought everyone would like to know. While on my way to the union this morning at about 730; I saw Coach Weber on a walk on his phone. Already hard at work at 7:30. I like. He just fits here, I see success on the horizon. It wont be long before everyone gives up on all the Frank talk!

It has nothing to do with Frank, at least not to me.  Typical tactic of the Currieites to divert the attention away from Currie's incompetence and onto Frank, however.

Precisely. My bro-in-law keeps on saying to me, "You are still a Frank lover" whenever I say something about Webster. I have told him at least 20 times, "Look, Webster was a crappy hire. You will see. It has nothing to do with Frank and it is nothing against Webster personally other than the fact that he took a great team to hell in less than 9 years. When Snyder did the opposite in football, it was hailed as a miracle. What do you want to call it when it goes from great to shitty in 9 years? A disaster? The hire was bad."

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Kansas State Football / Re: BREAKING: "Calm the waters" never uttered by LHOFHCBS

« on: May 11, 2012, 11:21:41 AM »

The reasoning for coming back was simply the feeling that was projected to me was (that the program was in a state of flux). The feeling was since I had been here for an extended period of time (before) that I might be able to calm the waters a little bit. That was important to me because I have a tremendous sense of loyalty to Kansas State University and its people.

http://www.aolnews.com/2009/09/04/the-fire-still-burns-inside-of-bill-snyder-for-kansas-state/

ouch

Look, just effing drop it already! That crap can go to the shitty journalism thread. This thread is about all of us being mislead to believe LHCBS said he was going to "calm the waters." It has already been proven that he did not say it! Quoting some worthless journalist who's spell checker was broke and he couldn't properly spell "soothe" so he changed it to "calm" doesn't change what LHCBS actually said.

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Kansas State Football / Re: pole: is charlie weiss a lesbian look-a-like?

« on: May 11, 2012, 11:09:14 AM »

I talked to a confirmed lesbian that looks just like him last night.. maybe it was him...

what percentage do you think it was him?  that way we can decide if it was him or not.  if your percentage is low then it prob wasn't him.

I would say 50%... if I would have known the lesbian could possibly be him I would have asked Pat a question about celebrating wins for confirmation...

 

Sorry, fixed it... better 

Edit: When it comes right down to it, "Charlie" might have been a better choice.

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Kansas State Football / Re: BREAKING: "Calm the waters" never uttered by LHOFHCBS

« on: May 11, 2012, 11:03:00 AM »

The reasoning for coming back was simply the feeling that was projected to me was (that the program was in a state of flux). The feeling was since I had been here for an extended period of time (before) that I might be able to calm the waters a little bit. That was important to me because I have a tremendous sense of loyalty to Kansas State University and its people.

http://www.aolnews.com/2009/09/04/the-fire-still-burns-inside-of-bill-snyder-for-kansas-state/

He was misquoted in this article...carry on.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: And the Aggieville creepster of the year goes to.......

« on: May 11, 2012, 10:36:31 AM »

I am in awe of 16-year-old Jessica Sanchez.

http://twitter.com/#!/LifeofFitz/status/200816848420343808

Why is that man not in jail?

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Kansas State Football / Re: BREAKING: "Calm the waters" never uttered by LHOFHCBS

« on: May 11, 2012, 10:29:43 AM »

Quitters rarely win and winners rarely quit.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Would a single Jayhawk player make Snyder's 2 deep?

« on: May 11, 2012, 09:51:15 AM »

Sour Grapes

K-State fans boo and stuff, doesn't matter, KU's superior talent (that finally has a good coach) too much as Hawks win 59-21

fyhl

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Kansas State Football / Re: Bowl Wins

« on: May 11, 2012, 08:59:54 AM »

BMWOregonJaySmock: The tapeworm of KU fans

Mods, can we get a "tapeworm stuff" thread? I know it will rival the "cigars" thread within a couple of weeks...you guys could use it to sell advertising.