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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Best animal
« on: February 10, 2010, 10:56:37 AM »fly
Get to fly. You can live anywhere in the world, and live in wonderful conditions due to human provided HVAC. Also, unlimited eavesdropping potential.
And you live for what...... 2 weeks?
Seriously, you choose a fly because it can fly? Ever heard of a dragon?
What and live in a cold cave, or a mega-hot volcano? GMAFB
Plus, a fly can land upside down. UPSIDE DOWN!!
Dude, this is a fracking terrible idea. You need to accept this and move on.
Yep. This reminds me of the Garth Brooks song, "Unanswered Prayers." Sure, you think you want to be a fly, but you should be thankful you aren't, bro.
Just ask Jeff Goldblum how it worked out for him...