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Kansas State Football / John Saunders

« on: August 10, 2016, 10:44:48 AM »

 


*jeans*

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Essentially Flyertalk / My catnip adventures

« on: March 11, 2014, 04:26:06 PM »

I was deported back to France. The US extradited me back for being a stray and abusing the catnip a little too hard. Go Kats!!!

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Essentially Flyertalk / looking for roommates 4 next semester

« on: April 03, 2013, 07:00:00 PM »

Thanks

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Kansas State Football / ()-Jeans the cat is a fierce little kitty cat-()

« on: August 27, 2012, 12:50:25 PM »

Missouri State fans from Missouri* I plan on clawing your eyes out with my claws* You will be blinded by my ability to claw your eyes out* I will then have sex with your wife and or girlfriend in an attempt to help the other cats beat your team* You will not like the outcome of either me clawing your eyes out or me having sex with your wife and or girlfriend OR!!* The other cats clobbering your team so bad that it will be the worst day of your life* When I and my team are done with your sissy self I will then find you after the game and throw you into another line that will involve you getting your entire body stomped on by human beings* This will truly be a great day for me and others that are not Missouri State fans from Missouri* This has been a Jeans the cat announcement* I will see you all thursday* Scratch that ^^remember I have claws so I can scratch^^ I will see all of you Saturday*

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Why i've been mia

« on: April 11, 2012, 08:57:59 PM »

6000 Teens are lighting a CAMEL on fire... then eating the poor
camel... mommy camel no happy... camel dead... why you say?... because
he smoked camel... not any kind of camel... but the teenager's
camels... which is why they light him up... and ate him for the
nicotine.

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / The cards are out on the table

« on: January 20, 2012, 04:12:11 PM »

Hello my name is Jeans the Cat if you didn't hear. I am here to state that I am really excited for this upcoming game with Boone Pickens State. They are great. However!!!! they love to cheat on their wife's, with their mother and even sometimes father in-laws. This can't be acceptable. I don't know what human sex is all about or anything and if you didn't know this is my  second coming here on goEMAW. The key for me (jeans the cat) is that we control the boards tomorrow. With these cowboys or as I like to call them the smellboys. We must limit Keaton "white boy" Page to open looks because he is a white guard and you just can't leave white guards open from the perimeter this is like saying water is wet and since I am a cat I don't like water. Another and my last key to the game is if things get out of hand (lets face it I haven't experienced a win in stillwater since I am like 5 years old because  Iam a cat) lets not play victor ojeleye but lets have him punch mother fuckers in the face, then make fun of plane crashes and what not. Well good luck to both teams.

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Komo

« on: December 18, 2011, 04:43:06 PM »

mahhhhhh shitttttt niggga you soft I am a thug cat 4 lyfe

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Essentially Flyertalk / Drugs you like to indulge in

« on: November 01, 2011, 02:23:07 PM »

cat nip

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Essentially Flyertalk / make me purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRrrRRrRRrRrrr

« on: November 01, 2011, 10:26:18 AM »

things u r butter than evbery1 else
i have fast reflexes cuz i am a cat

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Essentially Flyertalk / JTKSU

« on: October 26, 2011, 02:07:09 PM »

$quawk that I would love to punch in his face

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Essentially Flyertalk / I happen to be a cat

« on: October 25, 2011, 08:08:43 PM »

that can use that internetz WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT