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Kansas State Football / Re: Wichita Eagle
« on: September 01, 2010, 03:23:51 PM »
Typical
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Nebraska plays a pretty weak nonconf, then starts with us at home on our first Thurs game (assuming the game will be loud and emotional)
We get UCLA, ISU and ... [spoiler]UCF[/spoiler] before them.
I like my 7 win prediction more and more!
We are not beating Nebraska.
Hey all - not trying to be a gossip monger but I have it on good authority that Carson Coffman may have pulled up limp yesterday in practice with what team doctors are calling a "severe shoulder hernia" - no information on when or if he'll be back this season but suffice it to say that the kid is strong and wants to be back on the field asap. The chance to play behind the best offensive line in the history of the program excites Carson and he told me (through my friend), that he thinks his shoulder hernia will heal before the UCLA game.
Here's a photo taken with my buddy's camera phone. Notice how low Carson's shoulder is dipping in the picture and how unnatural his howitzer looks in this evidence/picture:
Has anyone on the board had a shoulder hernia and can you pls comment in this thread (no BS pls, tia).
I have not had a shoulder hernia but I did have a similar injury it was a shoulder impingement back in my playing days. Actually it was a single impingement in my throwing arm and a double impingement, or DI, in my other shoulder. My throwing was not affected and I had full strength and range of motion. The problem was that the doctor said I could no longer moonwalk. So if Coffman does have this injury he may be limited to three step drops, he may be able to get to 5 step drops with therapy but I think 7 steps are not an option w/o surgery. Sucks to say but we may have to revamp the offense and really limit what we can do.
Does anyone else find themselves cratering the faces of Female Nebraska fans at bars, little league games, picnics, etc.? I always seem to get into scraps with them and, trust me, I'm not someone who goes out looking for a fight. Why do they always seem to be tempting fate? Like the other day, my oldest boy had a little league game and some Female Nebraska fan shows up and starts heckling the kids. What am I supposed to do? Sit there and let her do it? So, I do what every normal Gay-State Cat would do, I walk over and beat her to within an inch of her life. The paramedics were called and they were none too pleased to have to get Husker blood on their hands. That night at the Gay bar the local PD that showed and I were having some beers laughing about how that poor SOB would probably never see again out of his right eye when, wouldn't you know it, another Female Nebraska fan walks into the bar. Said something about how the guy I destroyed was her brother or some crap and, pulls a gun. Well, I grabbed the paramedics dick and twisted it out of his hand like I'm known to do. Next thing you know I got this guys dick head shoved through my ass in the bar and I'm running my tongue over his neck while the bar patrons cheer me on. Anyway, that guy may die of shame according to the medics. Typical. I hope this season I don't have to punish some poor Female rube in front of her husband and kids like last year up in Lincoln but, you know, I probably will.Fixed it for ya.
Man, Nebraska fans are really into beating womenThat is so typical, you know?