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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Etiquette Lessons
« on: August 04, 2010, 09:20:08 PM »


In college, a couple of friends and I saw a girl from our department cutting her toenails at the bar during happy hour. In my top five grossest things seen at a bar.  :frown:

complete list please.....

5. Used condom on the floor
4. Toenail cutting incident
3. Overflowing toilet with identifiable...stuff...all over
2. Used tampon on the floor, no toilet paper or anything
1. Explosive diarrhea on floor, toilet, and wall

You've seen it, you can't un-see it.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Etiquette Lessons
« on: August 04, 2010, 03:21:34 PM »
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2)  Don't clip your nails in public.

In college, a couple of friends and I saw a girl from our department cutting her toenails at the bar during happy hour. In my top five grossest things seen at a bar.  :frown:

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Kids
« on: May 14, 2010, 11:06:20 PM »
I like to travel pretty much constantly.  Kids seem like they put a damper on that.  Also, drinking, I'm not a drunkard but like to drink and run off to do so quit a bit.  Plus, work, I work a lot of hours.  What will benefit from kids?  I'm just not seeing it.  You know?

Good things: You have a pretty good out on a lot of stupid work stuff you don't want to do [example: Hey SD, you going to Random Lame Work Event? Nah, bro, I gotta go to this thing for my kid. Aw, SD, you are so awesome and you love your kid. Here is a raise!] [Note: This may not actually happen.]

I guess you have to figure out how much crap you can take. Do you only want kids under specific circumstances? Could you handle it if your kid was different? If not, don't do it.

Otherwise, it's probably interesting to screw someone's life up irreparably. I mean come on.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Dog Training
« on: April 26, 2010, 05:15:43 PM »
Lol, come on now.  :)

Very cute. They do get pretty big though.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Dog Training
« on: April 26, 2010, 04:42:42 PM »
What kind of dog do you have?

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Pulled Pork Wraps with Homemade Slaw
« on: April 22, 2010, 03:23:52 PM »
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i wear latex underwear, have for years.  i don't think it's an issue and neither to the hot fracking bitches that i shazbot! every single night after coming home from massive parties.

Pics?

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Pulled Pork Wraps with Homemade Slaw
« on: April 22, 2010, 02:26:43 PM »
???? How?

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: book reccomendations
« on: April 20, 2010, 04:02:16 PM »
 :rolleyes:
Yes, lets do give it a rest. I think we're being nudged away from our pissing contest by others.
 
Just because I happen to suggest something that Oprah has read doesn't mean I haven't read anything else. And I'm pretty sure you're the one pretending to own people by demonstrating how awesome you are to have read everything you listed and then making fun of everyone else's suggestions. 

But in all honesty, let's move on. I don't think we will resolve this. Think what you think, I'll think what I think, but spare everyone the lectures of how lame we are.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: book reccomendations
« on: April 20, 2010, 03:31:39 PM »
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i believe we were intended to stay in america, guy. so nabokov is out, so is Ishiguro. if you really wanted to have that discussion i would blow your world apart with so many french, czech, japanese, and russian authors you would have crap yourself. if we wanted to drift away from fiction i would further drink your milkshake.

and bukowski is about the only "hipster" author i mentioned, and i didn't place him above or below any of the others. the rest are fairly tested american literary giants. so don't tee off on one author i mentioned just because modest mouse made a shitty song about him. and just because a bunch of kids in skinny jeans started reading an author doesn't discredit his work. his prose is one of the best of his generation, but his poetry is where its at.

gtfo

Please, by all means, try to blow my world apart. I'm ready. If you want to limit Nabokov to being just a Russian author, do so at your own preference. I'm pretty sure most people consider him a little bit of everything.

You talk like a hipster, you drop books like a hipster, and you act like you can drop your little world lit knowledge bombs on the rest of us like a hipster. I'm going to call you out for it, especially when you sound like you don't know what the eff you're talking about. You can get the eff out, little boy, if you can't deal with it.

We'll see in the course of time how Bukowski turns out. For now, he suffers from the reputation that assholes like you like him, so maybe he isn't all that great.

I am more than willing to suggest or stick to American lit, but it seems like everyone else had some good stuff to suggest, and I didn't want to repeat. And michigancat also noted that American lit was just where he wanted to start, not completely limit suggestions.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: book reccomendations
« on: April 20, 2010, 03:12:25 PM »
Other good stuff to try would be  Beloved by Toni Morrison, Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov, Cane by Jean Toomer, or The Remains of the Day by Kazuo Ishiguro if you feel like moving out of the American stuff.

great author, but her worst book.  great book.

Which Morrison do you prefer more? I don't know if Beloved is her best, but I think it or Song of Solomon are good intros to the way she writes.


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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: book reccomendations
« on: April 20, 2010, 03:07:34 PM »
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GTFO. i simply made recommendations based on his category. recommendations on what I think are the true great american works. if he wants to read pedantic, everyday, highschool crap then let him go ahead: read faulkner, read fitsgerald, read the boring steinbeck works, read the easy hemmingway. he's not a child.

judging by his taste in music i think he would enjoy most, if not all of those books. if i wanted to show off i would have actually answered his question, instead of referring him to a bunch of american contemporary classics.

side bar: you are the one who suggested hunter s. which i agree with, but you opened up the flood gates.

krusty, if you are going to read thompson please read The Rum Diary first. k thx.


LMAO. Asava just because you got slapped by the hipster dick doesn't mean michigancat has to as well. Nothing pedestrian about Faulkner, though I do agree with you on Steinbeck. But some things are considered classics or popular for a reason, so get over it- just because it's not Bukowski doesn't mean it's not worth reading.

Other good stuff to try would be  Beloved by Toni Morrison, Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov, Cane by Jean Toomer, or The Remains of the Day by Kazuo Ishiguro if you feel like moving out of the American stuff.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Ricky Martin
« on: March 30, 2010, 08:43:09 PM »
apparently, adding "cinderella" to the list really pissed off TBL.

 :lol:

Pantera, actually. Gay boy.

Dude. You like Pantera. GMAFB.

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

Have you seen them? Are you familiar with their work? JFC. Nothing more homoerotic than a metal band.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Anyone ever dealt with panic attacks?
« on: March 22, 2010, 05:16:58 PM »
Cire, you can PM me for ideas to help if you'd like. I don't do meds, so I have a few tricks to help. Not all of them involve bourbon.

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: WTF Sherron
« on: March 20, 2010, 10:48:00 PM »
Cire, you are A OK in my book.  :thumbsup:

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So, so true. Such crazy arrogance on the part of KU.

Northern Iowa deserved this win, and they actually got it. Props to them, and eff KU.

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Too busy having a fistpump / dance party. Excuse me...

 :pbj: :pbj: :pbj: :pbj: :pbj: :pbj:

 :excited: :excited: :excited: :runaway: :runaway:

 :pbj: :pbj: :ksu: :ksu:

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: Jesus
« on: March 20, 2010, 10:06:06 PM »
eff Brady Morningstar right in the ass. And the rest of them can take seconds.

 :users:

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: K-SWEET!
« on: March 20, 2010, 10:04:30 PM »
Any chance we will get to bask in Northern Iowa's reflected glory?

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: K-SWEET!
« on: March 20, 2010, 10:01:20 PM »
_Fan, when can we expect a podcast reviewing tonight's awesomeness?

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Guesses on Tann's all-time basketball team?

I'm going to with Cousy, Pistol Pete, Bird, Laetner, Walton.  6th man: Chitwood Tannoudji.

:dunno:

Greatest Historical Team of All Time?

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Mods, can Tannoudji do his own podcast??? PLEASE??? :pray:

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: What is your major?
« on: March 07, 2010, 03:02:59 PM »
English  :runaway:

No need to freak out. English was my first degree, and today, I could buy BBS titans like KSUfans at least three times over. Just build from there.

It's served me well so far.  :crossfingers:

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Name our kid
« on: March 06, 2010, 08:54:10 PM »
He's out!
Our future KATPAKer, Colton popped into the world just in time to see the game. We're doing great, came home today.  We'll all be in purple to watch the game tomorrow on TV, I'm not quite emaw enough to make it to the 'gon yet.
 

Congrats!  :thumbsup:

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: What is your major?
« on: March 06, 2010, 08:52:13 PM »
English  :runaway:

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: What is your major?
« on: March 05, 2010, 11:43:41 AM »
Honestly, I went to school to get my mrs degree.  Kind of embarrassing.  But true!

Please don't raise your passel of inbred brats to be as stupid as you profess to be. TIA.

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