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Title: Bored at work...help!
Post by: PurpleScarf on February 10, 2010, 03:54:48 PM: I've tried everything available:
--music
--podcasts
--harassing coworkers over IM
--coffee
--candy
--reading goEMAW
--daydreaming of sweet photoshops and designs for goEMAW
--staring off blankly into space

Advice? Stuff to do? tia.

PS - keep it safe for work guys. save the nude pics for when i'm at home.
Title: Re: Bored at work...help!
Post by: pissclams on February 10, 2010, 03:56:49 PM: work?

it's my old stand-by when nothing else seems to cure the boredom.
Title: Re: Bored at work...help!
Post by: PurpleScarf on February 10, 2010, 03:57:45 PM: :lol:
Title: Re: Bored at work...help!
Post by: Jeffy on February 10, 2010, 03:57:47 PM: Put superglue on the handle of someone's coffee cup. Hillarity will ensue.

Sneak onto an co-worker's computer. Screen cap their desktop. Delete all icons. Set desktop pic to screen-cap. Hillarity will ensue.
Title: Re: Bored at work...help!
Post by: Annyong on February 10, 2010, 04:14:37 PM: Throw some curveballs at your favorite search engine; nothing skews an optimization heuristic like a search for "+midget +ASCII +pr0n +cookbook"

or

Declare "Tawk Like a Gangstah Day", and re-type all 'yo e-maylz in urban-onics.
Title: Re: Bored at work...help!
Post by: TBL on February 10, 2010, 07:20:53 PM: During training, today, obsessive-compulsive masturbation was discussed at length. :dunno:
Title: Re: Bored at work...help!
Post by: Doomagon on February 10, 2010, 08:37:10 PM: Tried committing suicide?
Title: Re: Bored at work...help!
Post by: PurpleScarf on February 10, 2010, 08:39:44 PM: Quote from: Doomagon on February 10, 2010, 08:37:10 PM
Tried committing suicide?

:flush:
Title: Re: Bored at work...help!
Post by: WillieWatanabe on February 10, 2010, 08:42:45 PM: putting your co-workers desk utensils in jello.
Title: Re: Bored at work...help!
Post by: CHONGS on February 10, 2010, 08:43:36 PM: Start an autographing contest?
Title: Re: Bored at work...help!
Post by: Jeffy on February 10, 2010, 08:49:44 PM: Dump several packages of unflavored gelatin in the women's toilets. Hilarity will ensue.
Title: Re: Bored at work...help!
Post by: CHONGS on February 10, 2010, 08:58:50 PM: Quote from: Jeffy on February 10, 2010, 08:49:44 PM
Dump several packages of unflavored gelatin in the women's toilets. Hilarity will ensue.
If by hilarity you mean absolutely nothing will happen, then yes, yes it will. Maybe for an encore they can dump some salt in the toilets as well. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooowwwww!
:excited:
Title: Re: Bored at work...help!
Post by: TBL on February 10, 2010, 09:28:45 PM: Quote from: Jeffy on February 10, 2010, 08:49:44 PM
Dump several ~~packages~~ bottles of ~~unflavored gelatin~~ red food coloring in the women's toilets. Hilarity will ensue.

fyp
Title: Re: Bored at work...help!
Post by: Doomagon on February 10, 2010, 10:01:02 PM: Try working....

Haha im jk
Title: Re: Bored at work...help!
Post by: Jeffy on February 10, 2010, 10:06:53 PM: Quote from: Chingon on February 10, 2010, 08:58:50 PM
Quote from: Jeffy on February 10, 2010, 08:49:44 PM
Dump several packages of unflavored gelatin in the women's toilets. Hilarity will ensue.
If by hilarity you mean absolutely nothing will happen, then yes, yes it will. Maybe for an encore they can dump some salt in the toilets as well. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooowwwww!
:excited:

You obviously didn't dump enough in and stir it until dissolved.
Title: Re: Bored at work...help!
Post by: CHONGS on February 10, 2010, 11:13:51 PM: Quote from: Jeffy on February 10, 2010, 10:06:53 PM
Quote from: Chingon on February 10, 2010, 08:58:50 PM
Quote from: Jeffy on February 10, 2010, 08:49:44 PM
Dump several packages of unflavored gelatin in the women's toilets. Hilarity will ensue.
If by hilarity you mean absolutely nothing will happen, then yes, yes it will. Maybe for an encore they can dump some salt in the toilets as well. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooowwwww!
:excited:

You obviously didn't dump enough in and stir it until dissolved.
jfc you're dumb as crap