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Title: Jesus was a big-time liberal
Post by: OregonSmock on September 08, 2010, 05:13:59 PM
Talk about irony.   
Title: Re: Jesus was a big-time liberal
Post by: Saulbadguy on September 08, 2010, 06:49:32 PM
Agreed.
Title: Re: Jesus was a big-time liberal
Post by: pike on September 08, 2010, 08:35:24 PM
Lol. Who cares what some mythical guys political affiliation was
Title: Re: Jesus was a big-time liberal
Post by: Dirty Sanchez on September 08, 2010, 08:42:06 PM
Lol. Who cares what some mythical guys political affiliation was

There is plenty of evidence to suggest he was a real guy.  The whole "Son of God" thing is what some dispute.
Title: Re: Jesus was a big-time liberal
Post by: Dirty Sanchez on September 08, 2010, 08:44:45 PM
He didn't say "Everything is Caesar's.  Give it to him because it belongs to him."

Clearly not a liberal.

Nor was he a conservative. 

Ascribing a modern political party to him is about as stupid as predicting a uk win over NDSU.
Title: Re: Jesus was a big-time liberal
Post by: john "teach me how to" dougie on September 08, 2010, 08:47:46 PM
I seriously doubt Jesus would support Roe v Wade.
Title: Re: Jesus was a big-time liberal
Post by: EMAWnster on September 08, 2010, 09:40:02 PM
I seriously doubt Jesus would support Roe v Wade.

You think Jesus would have a problem with an individuals right to privacy? If so, I'm forced to disagree.
Title: Re: Jesus was a big-time liberal
Post by: jmlynch1 on September 08, 2010, 09:48:37 PM
I seriously doubt Jesus would support Roe v Wade.
How do you think he would feel about corporate tax breaks?
Title: Re: Jesus was a big-time liberal
Post by: Dirty Sanchez on September 08, 2010, 10:02:09 PM
I seriously doubt Jesus would support Roe v Wade.
How do you think he would feel about corporate tax breaks?

If Caesar opted not to tax some cloth traders, then He would probably say that the tax belongeth to Caesar and he can collect it if he wants to or not.
Title: Re: Jesus was a big-time liberal
Post by: Dirty Sanchez on September 08, 2010, 10:06:28 PM
I seriously doubt Jesus would support Roe v Wade.

You think Jesus would have a problem with an individuals right to privacy? If so, I'm forced to disagree.


I think He would be more along the line of "Thou shalt not kill".  The "right to privacy" was a foreign concept at that time.  Existed nowhere in the world most likely, and wouldn't for probably another 1900 years.  Your life and possessions were at Caesar's whim.
Title: Re: Jesus was a big-time liberal
Post by: Dugout DickStone on September 08, 2010, 10:23:33 PM
dude wiped his butt with his hand.  Liberal.
Title: Re: Jesus was a big-time liberal
Post by: EMAWnster on September 08, 2010, 10:33:18 PM
I seriously doubt Jesus would support Roe v Wade.

You think Jesus would have a problem with an individuals right to privacy? If so, I'm forced to disagree.


I think He would be more along the line of "Thou shalt not kill".  The "right to privacy" was a foreign concept at that time.  Existed nowhere in the world most likely, and wouldn't for probably another 1900 years.  Your life and possessions were at Caesar's whim.

Fair enough. But according to your original post we're suspending our disbelief long enough to imagine that Jesus was alive in the time of Henry Wade and  Norma McCorvey (Or vice versa?). I'm sure you can imagine, for a moment, the constitutional right to privacy wasn't a completely "foreign" concept to Mr. Christ.

     "What would I do?" Said Jesus.
Title: Re: Jesus was a big-time liberal
Post by: jmlynch1 on September 08, 2010, 11:05:08 PM
I seriously doubt Jesus would support Roe v Wade.
How do you think he would feel about corporate tax breaks?

If Caesar opted not to tax some cloth traders, then He would probably say that the tax belongeth to Caesar and he can collect it if he wants to or not.
Even at the expense of the poor?
Title: Re: Jesus was a big-time liberal
Post by: john "teach me how to" dougie on September 08, 2010, 11:10:35 PM
I seriously doubt Jesus would support Roe v Wade.

You think Jesus would have a problem with an individuals right to privacy? If so, I'm forced to disagree.

Don't really think he would give a crap one way or the other.
Title: Re: Jesus was a big-time liberal
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on September 08, 2010, 11:13:00 PM
Mods, can this topic be moved to the religion board???
Title: Re: Jesus was a big-time liberal
Post by: john "teach me how to" dougie on September 08, 2010, 11:16:42 PM
I seriously doubt Jesus would support Roe v Wade.
How do you think he would feel about corporate tax breaks?

Pretty sure he would be for them if it improved the overall economy.
Title: Re: Jesus was a big-time liberal
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on September 08, 2010, 11:18:45 PM
I seriously doubt Jesus would support Roe v Wade.
How do you think he would feel about corporate tax breaks?

Pretty sure he would be for them if it improved the overall economy.

I'm pretty sure he wouldn't give a crap about taxes or the overall economy.
Title: Re: Jesus was a big-time liberal
Post by: EMAWnster on September 08, 2010, 11:26:01 PM
I seriously doubt Jesus would support Roe v Wade.

You think Jesus would have a problem with an individuals right to privacy? If so, I'm forced to disagree.

Don't really think he would give a feces one way or the other.

Really!? You "Don't really think..."!?

Dude went to the desert for 40&40 to be alone. I think there's a chance he valued privacy.
Title: Re: Jesus was a big-time liberal
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on September 08, 2010, 11:29:48 PM
I seriously doubt Jesus would support Roe v Wade.

You think Jesus would have a problem with an individuals right to privacy? If so, I'm forced to disagree.

Don't really think he would give a feces one way or the other.

Really!? You "Don't really think..."!?

Dude went to the desert for 40&40 to be alone. I think there's a chance he valued privacy.

Yes, but he also "loves the little children."
Title: Re: Jesus was a big-time liberal
Post by: EMAWnster on September 08, 2010, 11:39:56 PM
I seriously doubt Jesus would support Roe v Wade.

You think Jesus would have a problem with an individuals right to privacy? If so, I'm forced to disagree.

Don't really think he would give a feces one way or the other.

Really!? You "Don't really think..."!?

Dude went to the desert for 40&40 to be alone. I think there's a chance he valued privacy.

Yes, but he also "loves the little children."

Does he? If so, why are little children dying every day of starvation in Burundi. Tough love?

Now I'm just being facetious.

See my sig below... Send your love gift ASAP!
Title: Re: Jesus was a big-time liberal
Post by: john "teach me how to" dougie on September 09, 2010, 12:00:13 AM
I seriously doubt Jesus would support Roe v Wade.
How do you think he would feel about corporate tax breaks?

Pretty sure he would be for them if it improved the overall economy.

I'm pretty sure he wouldn't give a crap about taxes or the overall economy.

Pretty sure Jesus wants everyone to earn a decent living.
Title: Re: Jesus was a big-time liberal
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on September 09, 2010, 12:06:21 AM
I seriously doubt Jesus would support Roe v Wade.
How do you think he would feel about corporate tax breaks?

Pretty sure he would be for them if it improved the overall economy.

I'm pretty sure he wouldn't give a feces about taxes or the overall economy.

Pretty sure Jesus wants everyone to earn a decent living.

Pretty sure he doesn't care about earning a decent living. If anything, he'd rather we all be poor.

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.
Title: Re: Jesus was a big-time liberal
Post by: john "teach me how to" dougie on September 09, 2010, 12:21:15 AM
I seriously doubt Jesus would support Roe v Wade.
How do you think he would feel about corporate tax breaks?

Pretty sure he would be for them if it improved the overall economy.

I'm pretty sure he wouldn't give a feces about taxes or the overall economy.

Pretty sure Jesus wants everyone to earn a decent living.

Pretty sure he doesn't care about earning a decent living. If anything, he'd rather we all be poor.

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.

a decent living is a roof over your head and food on the table.
Title: Re: Jesus was a big-time liberal
Post by: waks on September 09, 2010, 01:56:27 AM
I seriously doubt Jesus would support Roe v Wade.
How do you think he would feel about corporate tax breaks?

Pretty sure he would be for them if it improved the overall economy.

I'm pretty sure he wouldn't give a feces about taxes or the overall economy.

Pretty sure Jesus wants everyone to earn a decent living.

Pretty sure he doesn't care about earning a decent living. If anything, he'd rather we all be poor.

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.

a decent living is a roof over your head and food on the table.
You're getting annoying really fast. Personally, I think it's hilarious that you have the audacity to suggest that you have such insight into the thoughts of Christ.
Title: Re: Jesus was a big-time liberal
Post by: Dirty Sanchez on September 09, 2010, 05:20:08 AM
I seriously doubt Jesus would support Roe v Wade.
How do you think he would feel about corporate tax breaks?

If Caesar opted not to tax some cloth traders, then He would probably say that the tax belongeth to Caesar and he can collect it if he wants to or not.
Even at the expense of the poor?

Logical fallacy of the corporations are evil and want to hurt the poor aside, like I said, That which is Caesar's.  Its His words.
Title: Re: Jesus was a big-time liberal
Post by: Dirty Sanchez on September 09, 2010, 05:21:45 AM
I seriously doubt Jesus would support Roe v Wade.

You think Jesus would have a problem with an individuals right to privacy? If so, I'm forced to disagree.


I think He would be more along the line of "Thou shalt not kill".  The "right to privacy" was a foreign concept at that time.  Existed nowhere in the world most likely, and wouldn't for probably another 1900 years.  Your life and possessions were at Caesar's whim.

Fair enough. But according to your original post we're suspending our disbelief long enough to imagine that Jesus was alive in the time of Henry Wade and  Norma McCorvey (Or vice versa?). I'm sure you can imagine, for a moment, the constitutional right to privacy wasn't a completely "foreign" concept to Mr. Christ.

     "What would I do?" Said Jesus.


Like I said, "thou shalt not kill". That sentiment predated him, you know.  Moses.
Title: Re: Jesus was a big-time liberal
Post by: Dirty Sanchez on September 09, 2010, 05:23:01 AM
I seriously doubt Jesus would support Roe v Wade.
How do you think he would feel about corporate tax breaks?

Pretty sure he would be for them if it improved the overall economy.

I'm pretty sure he wouldn't give a feces about taxes or the overall economy.

Pretty sure Jesus wants everyone to earn a decent living.

Pretty sure he doesn't care about earning a decent living. If anything, he'd rather we all be poor.

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.

a decent living is a roof over your head and food on the table.
You're getting annoying really fast. Personally, I think it's hilarious that you have the audacity to suggest that you have such insight into the thoughts of Christ.

What about the op or his sycophants?  Silent on them, I see.
Title: Re: Jesus was a big-time liberal
Post by: waks on September 09, 2010, 05:25:49 AM
I seriously doubt Jesus would support Roe v Wade.
How do you think he would feel about corporate tax breaks?

Pretty sure he would be for them if it improved the overall economy.

I'm pretty sure he wouldn't give a feces about taxes or the overall economy.

Pretty sure Jesus wants everyone to earn a decent living.

Pretty sure he doesn't care about earning a decent living. If anything, he'd rather we all be poor.

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.

a decent living is a roof over your head and food on the table.
You're getting annoying really fast. Personally, I think it's hilarious that you have the audacity to suggest that you have such insight into the thoughts of Christ.

What about the op or his sycophants?  Silent on them, I see.
I didn't feel the original post warranted a response. Notice I didn't reply in the thread immediately.

Additionally, BMW didn't assert that he knew what Christ thinks. He took Christ's teachings and connected them to a political ideology. Misguided, sure. Hilariously arrogant? Not really.
Title: Re: Jesus was a big-time liberal
Post by: AbeFroman on September 09, 2010, 10:05:14 AM
Being liberal back in the day wasn't the same as being liberal today.
 :facepalm:
Title: Re: Jesus was a big-time liberal
Post by: chum1 on September 09, 2010, 10:19:46 AM
this thread is awful. better response: maybe so, but bible god is conservative.
Title: Re: Jesus was a big-time liberal
Post by: OregonSmock on September 09, 2010, 04:37:41 PM
The women's rights movement?  Liberal.

The civil rights movement?  Liberal.

The gay rights movement?  Liberal. 

"He who hath not sinned shall cast the first stone:"  Liberal. 


 :users:
Title: Re: Jesus was a big-time liberal
Post by: Sugar Dick on September 09, 2010, 05:47:24 PM
The women's rights movement?  Liberal. Women

The civil rights movement?  Liberal. Republicans

The gay rights movement?  Liberal.  The Gays

"He who hath not sinned shall cast the first stone:"  Liberal.  Bible


 :users:

FYP, just because you jump on the bandwagon doesn't mean you get to claim you started it.  This thread is like 10X more Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) than my Muslim bible thread.  You're a f*cking buffoon.

At the very least Jesus, and the stories about him, are metaphors for community, morality, and family.  Liberals also hate all of these things (they are also mostly atheists and would be disgusted by your awkward and somewhat creepy initial post).  Hmmmm, awkward and somewhat creepy . . . BMW are you a lesbian?
Title: Re: Jesus was a big-time liberal
Post by: bonercat on September 10, 2010, 12:31:47 PM
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