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Mitch's new name for the KAZZU KATZ.
"The DobermanCats are chasing the bone." - prospective KSU AD Mitch Holthaus
did you guys know that the only thing that divides the Nebraska doberman team from the Kansas State doberman team is the 40th parallel?
this is true. I own a doberman and she is scared shitless of the picture on my junkyard cats shirt. True storyGMAFB you Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) jackhole.
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someone needs to let him know it's junkyard catz. i've had a friend w dobermans. they are nice doggies. unlike vicious junkyard catz
kietz loves doberman's
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did you guys know that the only thing that divides the Nebraska doberman team from the Kansas State doberman team is the 40th parallel?
did you guys know that the only thing that divides the Nebraska doberman team from the Kansas State doberman team is the 40th parallel?
Also, did you know Mitch grew up like 12 miles from the 40th parallel?
Wasn't much of an athlete in HS. Kids used to say: "Mitch is small.. but he's slow."
did you guys know that the only thing that divides the Nebraska doberman team from the Kansas State doberman team is the 40th parallel?
Also, did you know Mitch grew up like 12 miles from the 40th parallel?
Wasn't much of an athlete in HS. Kids used to say: "Mitch is small.. but he's slow."
EDIT: I'm a self-proclaimed Mitch Holthus expert. If you have any questions, just ask. If I don't know, I'll make something up.
did you guys know that the only thing that divides the Nebraska doberman team from the Kansas State doberman team is the 40th parallel?
Also, did you know Mitch grew up like 12 miles from the 40th parallel?
Wasn't much of an athlete in HS. Kids used to say: "Mitch is small.. but he's slow."
EDIT: I'm a self-proclaimed Mitch Holthus expert. If you have any questions, just ask. If I don't know, I'll make something up.
How many "big"'s did he use to describe the Cats last play win over Cincy?
I did not know that.did you guys know that the only thing that divides the Nebraska doberman team from the Kansas State doberman team is the 40th parallel?
Also, did you know Mitch grew up like 12 miles from the 40th parallel?
Wasn't much of an athlete in HS. Kids used to say: "Mitch is small.. but he's slow."
EDIT: I'm a self-proclaimed Mitch Holthus expert. If you have any questions, just ask. If I don't know, I'll make something up.
I did not know that.did you guys know that the only thing that divides the Nebraska doberman team from the Kansas State doberman team is the 40th parallel?
Also, did you know Mitch grew up like 12 miles from the 40th parallel?
Wasn't much of an athlete in HS. Kids used to say: "Mitch is small.. but he's slow."
EDIT: I'm a self-proclaimed Mitch Holthus expert. If you have any questions, just ask. If I don't know, I'll make something up.
Did you know that he once skinned a muskrat with one hand tied behind his back while eating a Walking Taco with the other?
I'm gonna have to call bullshit on that.I did not know that.did you guys know that the only thing that divides the Nebraska doberman team from the Kansas State doberman team is the 40th parallel?
Also, did you know Mitch grew up like 12 miles from the 40th parallel?
Wasn't much of an athlete in HS. Kids used to say: "Mitch is small.. but he's slow."
EDIT: I'm a self-proclaimed Mitch Holthus expert. If you have any questions, just ask. If I don't know, I'll make something up.
Did you know that he once skinned a muskrat with one hand tied behind his back while eating a Walking Taco with the other?
I'm gonna have to call bullshit on that.I did not know that.did you guys know that the only thing that divides the Nebraska doberman team from the Kansas State doberman team is the 40th parallel?
Also, did you know Mitch grew up like 12 miles from the 40th parallel?
Wasn't much of an athlete in HS. Kids used to say: "Mitch is small.. but he's slow."
EDIT: I'm a self-proclaimed Mitch Holthus expert. If you have any questions, just ask. If I don't know, I'll make something up.
Did you know that he once skinned a muskrat with one hand tied behind his back while eating a Walking Taco with the other?
No way you skin a muskrat with one hand, not unless you nailed it to a post first. And where the hell did the Taco come from? Magical Fairy Land? Was this is iowa? It had to be a Walking Taco, but there where did the post come from? Was it made from milo? A milo post? GMAFB.
That story is complete horse hockey buddy.
Now I know that's bull butter. Have I been to Hays? :lol: I have a rough ridin' statue in Hays. Trust me, there are no muskrat holding posts there at all. Why? Because there are no goddamn muskrats in Hays. NO MUSKRATS ergo NO MUSKRAT SKINNING POSTS. In case you weren't paying attention in 8th grade: muskrats live in wetlands. Hays is in the middle of the plains of Kansas. When was the last time you went bog hunting around Hays and had to clean peat from your boots? I'll tell you when: NEVER. What I can't believe is that you would have the stones to bluff about this, especially on a board dedicated to Kansas State sports. The gall is amazing, simple amazing. I hate to have to clown you in public like this, but you just hit a goddamn nerve with that muskrat crap.I'm gonna have to call bullshit on that.I did not know that.did you guys know that the only thing that divides the Nebraska doberman team from the Kansas State doberman team is the 40th parallel?
Also, did you know Mitch grew up like 12 miles from the 40th parallel?
Wasn't much of an athlete in HS. Kids used to say: "Mitch is small.. but he's slow."
EDIT: I'm a self-proclaimed Mitch Holthus expert. If you have any questions, just ask. If I don't know, I'll make something up.
Did you know that he once skinned a muskrat with one hand tied behind his back while eating a Walking Taco with the other?
No way you skin a muskrat with one hand, not unless you nailed it to a post first. And where the hell did the Taco come from? Magical Fairy Land? Was this is iowa? It had to be a Walking Taco, but there where did the post come from? Was it made from milo? A milo post? GMAFB.
That story is complete horse hockey buddy.
Ever been to Hays? More posts there than a political message board.
Also, the Walking Taco was left over from a 1994 trip to Ames. That's the thing about Walking Tacos, though quite soggy, they last forever.
Now I know that's bull butter. Have I been to Hays? :lol: I have a fracking statue in Hays. Trust me, there are no muskrat holding posts there at all. Why? Because there are no goddamn muskrats in Hays. NO MUSKRATS ergo NO MUSKRAT SKINNING POSTS. In case you weren't paying attention in 8th grade: muskrats live in wetlands. Hays is in the middle of the plains of Kansas. When was the last time you went bog hunting around Hays and had to clean peat from your boots? I'll tell you when: NEVER. What I can't believe is that you would have the stones to bluff about this, especially on a board dedicated to Kansas State sports. The gall is amazing, simple amazing. I hate to have to clown you in public like this, but you just hit a goddamn nerve with that muskrat crap.I'm gonna have to call bullshit on that.I did not know that.did you guys know that the only thing that divides the Nebraska doberman team from the Kansas State doberman team is the 40th parallel?
Also, did you know Mitch grew up like 12 miles from the 40th parallel?
Wasn't much of an athlete in HS. Kids used to say: "Mitch is small.. but he's slow."
EDIT: I'm a self-proclaimed Mitch Holthus expert. If you have any questions, just ask. If I don't know, I'll make something up.
Did you know that he once skinned a muskrat with one hand tied behind his back while eating a Walking Taco with the other?
No way you skin a muskrat with one hand, not unless you nailed it to a post first. And where the hell did the Taco come from? Magical Fairy Land? Was this is iowa? It had to be a Walking Taco, but there where did the post come from? Was it made from milo? A milo post? GMAFB.
That story is complete horse hockey buddy.
Ever been to Hays? More posts there than a political message board.
Also, the Walking Taco was left over from a 1994 trip to Ames. That's the thing about Walking Tacos, though quite soggy, they last forever.
Now I know that's bull butter. Have I been to Hays? :lol: I have a fracking statue in Hays. Trust me, there are no muskrat holding posts there at all. Why? Because there are no goddamn muskrats in Hays. NO MUSKRATS ergo NO MUSKRAT SKINNING POSTS. In case you weren't paying attention in 8th grade: muskrats live in wetlands. Hays is in the middle of the plains of Kansas. When was the last time you went bog hunting around Hays and had to clean peat from your boots? I'll tell you when: NEVER. What I can't believe is that you would have the stones to bluff about this, especially on a board dedicated to Kansas State sports. The gall is amazing, simple amazing. I hate to have to clown you in public like this, but you just hit a goddamn nerve with that muskrat crap.I'm gonna have to call bullshit on that.I did not know that.did you guys know that the only thing that divides the Nebraska doberman team from the Kansas State doberman team is the 40th parallel?
Also, did you know Mitch grew up like 12 miles from the 40th parallel?
Wasn't much of an athlete in HS. Kids used to say: "Mitch is small.. but he's slow."
EDIT: I'm a self-proclaimed Mitch Holthus expert. If you have any questions, just ask. If I don't know, I'll make something up.
Did you know that he once skinned a muskrat with one hand tied behind his back while eating a Walking Taco with the other?
No way you skin a muskrat with one hand, not unless you nailed it to a post first. And where the hell did the Taco come from? Magical Fairy Land? Was this is iowa? It had to be a Walking Taco, but there where did the post come from? Was it made from milo? A milo post? GMAFB.
That story is complete horse hockey buddy.
Ever been to Hays? More posts there than a political message board.
Also, the Walking Taco was left over from a 1994 trip to Ames. That's the thing about Walking Tacos, though quite soggy, they last forever.
OMG. LMIQ (Low Mitch IQ).
First, the muskrat was imported for the occassion. IDK where from, but I can find out.
Second, Mitch didn't need a muskrat holding post (which doesn't exist, btw. I know 'cuz I Googled it with quotes). He used a chain link fence post. Yeah, he's that good.
Third, I skipped 8th grade.
Edit: Check mate!
Now I know that's bull butter. Have I been to Hays? :lol: I have a fracking statue in Hays. Trust me, there are no muskrat holding posts there at all. Why? Because there are no goddamn muskrats in Hays. NO MUSKRATS ergo NO MUSKRAT SKINNING POSTS. In case you weren't paying attention in 8th grade: muskrats live in wetlands. Hays is in the middle of the plains of Kansas. When was the last time you went bog hunting around Hays and had to clean peat from your boots? I'll tell you when: NEVER. What I can't believe is that you would have the stones to bluff about this, especially on a board dedicated to Kansas State sports. The gall is amazing, simple amazing. I hate to have to clown you in public like this, but you just hit a goddamn nerve with that muskrat crap.I'm gonna have to call bullshit on that.I did not know that.did you guys know that the only thing that divides the Nebraska doberman team from the Kansas State doberman team is the 40th parallel?
Also, did you know Mitch grew up like 12 miles from the 40th parallel?
Wasn't much of an athlete in HS. Kids used to say: "Mitch is small.. but he's slow."
EDIT: I'm a self-proclaimed Mitch Holthus expert. If you have any questions, just ask. If I don't know, I'll make something up.
Did you know that he once skinned a muskrat with one hand tied behind his back while eating a Walking Taco with the other?
No way you skin a muskrat with one hand, not unless you nailed it to a post first. And where the hell did the Taco come from? Magical Fairy Land? Was this is iowa? It had to be a Walking Taco, but there where did the post come from? Was it made from milo? A milo post? GMAFB.
That story is complete horse hockey buddy.
Ever been to Hays? More posts there than a political message board.
Also, the Walking Taco was left over from a 1994 trip to Ames. That's the thing about Walking Tacos, though quite soggy, they last forever.
OMG. LMIQ (Low Mitch IQ).
First, the muskrat was imported for the occassion. IDK where from, but I can find out.
Second, Mitch didn't need a muskrat holding post (which doesn't exist, btw. I know 'cuz I Googled it with quotes). He used a chain link fence post. Yeah, he's that good.
Third, I skipped 8th grade.
Edit: Check mate!
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OK. You tell me where the hell you're gonna nail that muskrat head. The Brace Band? The Tension Band? Where? Where?
While I may or may not have LMIQ, I certainly am not the one coming off here as a complete dumbass.
1) You cannot "import" muskrats. It is a violation of almost every state law I can imagine, not to mention federal. They are a controlled class-4 type vermin.
2) Maybe you should go find out where that muskrat came from, because the authorities might like to know.
3) You probably smell like you skipped 8th grade.
Common muskrats live in nearly all aquatic habitats from the southern United States through Alaska. They are found throughout Kansas in marshlands, ponds, lakes and slow moving rivers and streams.
You show me these goddamn marshlands, ponds, lakes, or slow rivers or streams near Hays KANSAS.
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sure there are muskrats by the swamps of Chanute, but this is WESTERN KANSAS ===> SEMI-ARID.
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what's the muskrat's name then? And IF (BIG IF) he did travel with a muskrat, why would he skin it in Hays? It just doesn't add up dummy.
SYS:
what's the muskrat's name then? And IF (BIG IF) he did travel with a muskrat, why would he skin it in Hays? It just doesn't add up dummy.
SYS:
what's the muskrat's name then? And IF (BIG IF) he did travel with a muskrat, why would he skin it in Hays? It just doesn't add up dummy.
lol. it's not a pet muskrat, it's for skinning. for expos, impressing the honeys, fresh muskrat skins, etc. he keeps a pond full of them up at his granddad's place near the 40th parallel and he just grabs one when he's going to be traveling. uses a leather satchel lined with bullrushes so the muskrat doesn't dry out.
I like it when Mitch tried/tries to impress by knowing every high school mascot in the state of Kansas.
:lol: you guys keep changing stories faster than a NASCAR pit crew. First off, the Holthus clan is notorious for being extremely neat, so I seriously doubt Mitch would tromp around Kansas with a Swamp Rat in his satchel plus the satchel he would need to carry around muskrat food, unless these were free-range muskrats! :lol:). Secondly, No one is impressed by a muskrat skinning anymore (well maybe in Sabetha), so that sinks that "theory".SYS:
what's the muskrat's name then? And IF (BIG IF) he did travel with a muskrat, why would he skin it in Hays? It just doesn't add up dummy.
lol. it's not a pet muskrat, it's for skinning. for expos, impressing the honeys, fresh muskrat skins, etc. he keeps a pond full of them up at his granddad's place near the 40th parallel and he just grabs one when he's going to be traveling. uses a leather satchel lined with bullrushes so the muskrat doesn't dry out.
Now I know that's bull butter. Have I been to Hays? :lol: I have a fracking statue in Hays. Trust me, there are no muskrat holding posts there at all. Why? Because there are no goddamn muskrats in Hays. NO MUSKRATS ergo NO MUSKRAT SKINNING POSTS. In case you weren't paying attention in 8th grade: muskrats live in wetlands. Hays is in the middle of the plains of Kansas. When was the last time you went bog hunting around Hays and had to clean peat from your boots? I'll tell you when: NEVER. What I can't believe is that you would have the stones to bluff about this, especially on a board dedicated to Kansas State sports. The gall is amazing, simple amazing. I hate to have to clown you in public like this, but you just hit a goddamn nerve with that muskrat crap.I'm gonna have to call bullshit on that.I did not know that.did you guys know that the only thing that divides the Nebraska doberman team from the Kansas State doberman team is the 40th parallel?
Also, did you know Mitch grew up like 12 miles from the 40th parallel?
Wasn't much of an athlete in HS. Kids used to say: "Mitch is small.. but he's slow."
EDIT: I'm a self-proclaimed Mitch Holthus expert. If you have any questions, just ask. If I don't know, I'll make something up.
Did you know that he once skinned a muskrat with one hand tied behind his back while eating a Walking Taco with the other?
No way you skin a muskrat with one hand, not unless you nailed it to a post first. And where the hell did the Taco come from? Magical Fairy Land? Was this is iowa? It had to be a Walking Taco, but there where did the post come from? Was it made from milo? A milo post? GMAFB.
That story is complete horse hockey buddy.
Ever been to Hays? More posts there than a political message board.
Also, the Walking Taco was left over from a 1994 trip to Ames. That's the thing about Walking Tacos, though quite soggy, they last forever.
OMG. LMIQ (Low Mitch IQ).
First, the muskrat was imported for the occassion. IDK where from, but I can find out.
Second, Mitch didn't need a muskrat holding post (which doesn't exist, btw. I know 'cuz I Googled it with quotes). He used a chain link fence post. Yeah, he's that good.
Third, I skipped 8th grade.
Edit: Check mate!
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OK. You tell me where the hell you're gonna nail that muskrat head. The Brace Band? The Tension Band? Where? Where?
While I may or may not have LMIQ, I certainly am not the one coming off here as a complete dumbass.
1) You cannot "import" muskrats. It is a violation of almost every state law I can imagine, not to mention federal. They are a controlled class-4 type vermin.
2) Maybe you should go find out where that muskrat came from, because the authorities might like to know.
3) You probably smell like you skipped 8th grade.
well if it catches on as well as mitch's 'Purple Palace' did then i think we'll be ok
well if it catches on as well as mitch's 'Purple Palace' did then i think we'll be ok
Wyatt calls The 'Gon the Purple Palace too. The Purple Palace thing really needs to stop. It is almost like these guys are jealous that Octagon of Doom has trumped all other names and they feel they have to insert the term Purple Palace on air for good measure. Mitch is the best and I like Wyatt, but some VIP needs to tell these guys to can the Purple Palace.
:doom:
Mitch Sucked.
Thanks
Mitch Sucked.
Thanks
Mitch has never sucked. At anything. Please be nice.
Mitch Sucked.
Thanks
Mitch has never sucked. At anything. Please be nice.
Mitch is an 11 on a 10 pointdouchescale
Who can forget Mitch's shameless pining on the radio for Dana Altman during the NIT tourney in Dana's final little run at K-State??
Who can forget Mitch explaining the 6 degrees of seperation some little sister KSU football opponent had from the National Championship??
"It's over! This game's over! This ballgame's over, and you listen to me closely! Listen to me closely!
Because, for the first time since Exodus, Chapter 14, the Red Sea has been parted, and Pharaoh's Sooner chariot has been swallowed up! Because (Coach) Bill `Moses' Snyder says, `Let my people go from 23 years of Sooner bondage!' We'll wind it on out for Kansas State - because K-State winning 21-7 over Oklahoma, it's a big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big Kansas State victory over Oklahoma."
Yeah, douches can be good at their jobs. I think Mitch is one of those.
Yeah, douches can be good at their jobs. I think Mitch is one of those.
yup. better than the musberger/knight team. it's nice to have guys will do their homework.
Were the Redmen your rivals? Just a short jaunt down the road with only Portis and Harlan in between.
I would also add that Mitch hates KSU with all of his soul. Wishes we were dead.
I would also add that Mitch hates KSU with all of his soul. Wishes we were dead.
do you think he has the balls to act on his hatred? :ohno:
Not the physical part. Something Levi probably doesn't know is that Mitch is very feable of body and weak willed to boot.
Not the physical part. Something Levi probably doesn't know is that Mitch is very feable of body and weak willed to boot.
that's a relief. while i wouldn't be worried about mitch on his own, it would be a nightmare to have him sneak and and destroy kstate while we were busy trying to hold off currie.
I would also add that Mitch hates KSU with all of his soul. Wishes we were dead.
do you think he has the balls to act on his hatred? :ohno:
Not the physical part. Something Levi probably doesn't know is that Mitch is very feable of body and weak willed to boot.
He does have a voice of a god, ranging somewhere between that of George Clooney and Morgan Freeman.
He does have a voice of a god, ranging somewhere between that of George Clooney and Morgan Freeman.
if you locked mitch's voice and tully corcoran's voice in a darkened room, each with a 6" blade, which voice would come out alive, and would it be pregnant?
He does have a voice of a god, ranging somewhere between that of George Clooney and Morgan Freeman.
if you locked mitch's voice and tully corcoran's voice in a darkened room, each with a 6" blade, which voice would come out alive, and would it be pregnant?
The answer to this will keep me up at nights.