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Title: What would you say you do here?
Post by: 06wildcat on August 02, 2010, 10:42:24 PM
Or, more specifically, what does everyone do for al living. I already know SD makes mad money with goEMAW, though he spends a disproportionate amount on settling lawsuits with credit card miles.

I'm part of the vast left-wing conspiracy to turn American into a socialist country. Or an editor at a small daily in Kansas. Whatever you prefer.
Title: Re: What would you say you do here?
Post by: cas4ksu on August 02, 2010, 10:47:41 PM
A student at K-State.

Basically I live the life.
Title: Re: What would you say you do here?
Post by: hemmy on August 02, 2010, 10:48:21 PM
quite a few of us are porn stars
Title: Re: What would you say you do here?
Post by: hemmy on August 02, 2010, 10:49:14 PM
During the day: full time student, part time software engineer.
Title: Re: What would you say you do here?
Post by: Dugout DickStone on August 02, 2010, 11:22:29 PM
Unemployed.  Thanks a lot Obama!
Title: Re: What would you say you do here?
Post by: Trim on August 02, 2010, 11:27:31 PM
goEMAW Member Relations Department Leader.
Title: Re: What would you say you do here?
Post by: CHONGS on August 02, 2010, 11:30:06 PM
Professional Shredder (the guitar kind)
Title: Re: What would you say you do here?
Post by: SkinnyBenny on August 03, 2010, 12:16:32 AM
Emoticon thief.

 :raccoon:


(Excellent Office Space reference, btw.)
Title: Re: What would you say you do here?
Post by: The42Yardstick on August 03, 2010, 12:21:08 AM
Professional Carpet Salesman and part-time Wedding Photographer
Title: Re: What would you say you do here?
Post by: 06wildcat on August 03, 2010, 12:23:04 AM
quite a few of us are porn stars

Would be a lot cooler if it wasn't all gay porn. NTTAWWT.
Title: Re: What would you say you do here?
Post by: Perry on August 03, 2010, 12:24:55 AM
I play a lot of WoW :dunno:
Title: Re: What would you say you do here?
Post by: Stevesie60 on August 03, 2010, 12:25:48 AM
quite a few of us are porn stars

Would be a lot cooler if it wasn't all gay porn. NTTAWWT.

Adds a whole new meaning to the term "katpakr".
Title: Re: What would you say you do here?
Post by: 06wildcat on August 03, 2010, 12:27:11 AM
Emoticon thief.

 :raccoon:


(Excellent Office Space reference, btw.)

Excellent recognition of elite movie quotes.  :cheers:
Title: Re: What would you say you do here?
Post by: DOOMsday on August 03, 2010, 01:18:01 AM
A student at K-State.

Basically I live the life.

not QUITE...  :peek:
Title: Re: What would you say you do here?
Post by: 06wildcat on August 03, 2010, 01:39:32 AM
quite a few of us are porn stars

Would be a lot cooler if it wasn't all gay porn. NTTAWWT.

Adds a whole new meaning to the term "katpakr".

True. He's always up for a road trip cause his crap's already packed.
Title: Re: What would you say you do here?
Post by: The1BigWillie on August 03, 2010, 07:22:15 AM
I'm a male escort.
Title: Re: What would you say you do here?
Post by: steve dave on August 03, 2010, 07:23:22 AM
I already know SD makes mad money with goEMAW, though he spends a disproportionate amount on settling lawsuits with credit card miles.

we got a defense verdict on the last lawsuit and only had to pay defense costs with credit card miles  :gocho:
Title: Re: What would you say you do here?
Post by: bonercat on August 03, 2010, 09:34:30 AM
I toil away on the Now Network
Title: Re: What would you say you do here?
Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on August 03, 2010, 09:36:19 AM
Professional on line gambler.  Mostly texas hold-em, and omaha.  No limit of course.
Title: Re: What would you say you do here?
Post by: Cire on August 03, 2010, 09:37:33 AM
importer
Title: Re: What would you say you do here?
Post by: OK_Cat on August 03, 2010, 09:38:37 AM
exporter
Title: Re: What would you say you do here?
Post by: SkinnyBenny on August 03, 2010, 09:42:39 AM
latex salesman.
Title: Re: What would you say you do here?
Post by: EllToPay on August 03, 2010, 09:47:39 AM
president/ceo/owner of Conglamotech Corp
Title: Re: What would you say you do here?
Post by: Pete on August 03, 2010, 09:50:32 AM
I rob liquor stores in a random pattern across the central plains states and sometimes Hawaii, California, Florida, and Texas.
Title: Re: What would you say you do here?
Post by: Dugout DickStone on August 03, 2010, 09:53:02 AM
goEMAW Member Relations Department Leader.

Not sure you should disclose that here since we haven't filed a tax return since the Carter administration.
Title: Re: What would you say you do here?
Post by: CNS on August 03, 2010, 10:12:25 AM
I sell life insurance/buyout policies.
Title: Re: What would you say you do here?
Post by: Saulbadguy on August 03, 2010, 10:19:06 AM
Computer guy.
Title: Re: What would you say you do here?
Post by: Trim on August 03, 2010, 10:24:40 AM
goEMAW Member Relations Department Leader.

Not sure you should disclose that here since we haven't filed a tax return since the Carter administration.

I don't run the rough ridin' accounting department. 
Title: Re: What would you say you do here?
Post by: ew2x4 on August 03, 2010, 10:25:28 AM
I play video games a lot.
Title: Re: What would you say you do here?
Post by: Dugout DickStone on August 03, 2010, 10:54:46 AM
goEMAW Member Relations Department Leader.

Not sure you should disclose that here since we haven't filed a tax return since the Carter administration.

I don't run the fracking accounting department. 

CHECK YOUR EMPLOYEE HANDBOOK!!   :curse:
Title: Re: What would you say you do here?
Post by: Trim on August 03, 2010, 11:00:11 AM
goEMAW Member Relations Department Leader.

Not sure you should disclose that here since we haven't filed a tax return since the Carter administration.

I don't run the fracking accounting department. 

CHECK YOUR EMPLOYEE HANDBOOK!!   :curse:

Look, as Member Relations Department Leader, my focus is on the customer and their satisfaction.  That's it.  You and Mr. KK need to get these other issues sorted out, and frankly, I don't want to know about them.  Plausible deniability.
Title: Re: What would you say you do here?
Post by: Dugout DickStone on August 03, 2010, 11:03:57 AM
goEMAW Member Relations Department Leader.

Not sure you should disclose that here since we haven't filed a tax return since the Carter administration.

I don't run the fracking accounting department. 

CHECK YOUR EMPLOYEE HANDBOOK!!   :curse:

Look, as Member Relations Department Leader, my focus is on the customer and their satisfaction.  That's it.  You and Mr. KK need to get these other issues sorted out, and frankly, I don't want to know about them.  Plausible deniability.

You signed the goddamned Acknowledgment and Waiver.  Don't come crying to Compliance and/or Legal when you get a subpoena.
Title: Re: What would you say you do here?
Post by: bakerman on August 03, 2010, 11:05:47 AM
Food Scientist Consultant
Title: Re: What would you say you do here?
Post by: Trim on August 03, 2010, 11:06:19 AM
goEMAW Member Relations Department Leader.

Not sure you should disclose that here since we haven't filed a tax return since the Carter administration.

I don't run the fracking accounting department.  

CHECK YOUR EMPLOYEE HANDBOOK!!   :curse:

Look, as Member Relations Department Leader, my focus is on the customer and their satisfaction.  That's it.  You and Mr. KK need to get these other issues sorted out, and frankly, I don't want to know about them.  Plausible deniability.

You signed the goddamned Acknowledgment and Waiver.  Don't come crying to Compliance and/or Legal when you get a subpoena.

DARIS, PLEASE DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS.
Title: Re: What would you say you do here?
Post by: Kat Kid on August 03, 2010, 11:15:42 AM
Look, from my end I just take out the vendors and the ad buyers for a good time?  I expense it, and then it goes out somewhere the other end.  Look just cause I can eat a steak and crap doesn't mean I understand the digestive system!
Title: Re: What would you say you do here?
Post by: Dugout DickStone on August 03, 2010, 11:17:50 AM
goEMAW Member Relations Department Leader.

Not sure you should disclose that here since we haven't filed a tax return since the Carter administration.

I don't run the fracking accounting department.  

CHECK YOUR EMPLOYEE HANDBOOK!!   :curse:

Look, as Member Relations Department Leader, my focus is on the customer and their satisfaction.  That's it.  You and Mr. KK need to get these other issues sorted out, and frankly, I don't want to know about them.  Plausible deniability.

You signed the goddamned Acknowledgment and Waiver.  Don't come crying to Compliance and/or Legal when you get a subpoena.

DARIS, PLEASE DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS.

rd is on some junket...
Title: Re: What would you say you do here?
Post by: ben ji on August 03, 2010, 11:20:59 AM
Sell used saturns
Title: Re: What would you say you do here?
Post by: ChiComCat on August 03, 2010, 11:23:44 AM
Looks like goEMAW needs a new accountant and I would like to throw my hat into the ring...

To answer the original question though, I like to refer to myself as a "Business Facilitator."  Right now I have a couple business deals that, thru certain email connections, are going on with former Nigerian Kings/Presidents that will pay off in the millions  :gocho:
Title: Re: What would you say you do here?
Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on August 03, 2010, 11:43:24 AM
On top of internet pokerI am also a maytag man.
Title: Re: What would you say you do here?
Post by: Dugout DickStone on August 03, 2010, 01:48:17 PM
JFC, now I got Phil Collins's lawyer on the phone over the k-stateo song.  Good thing the money is so good around here.
Title: Re: What would you say you do here?
Post by: WillieWatanabe on August 03, 2010, 01:59:05 PM
Run a 24 hour pawn shop in vegas. Computer guy in my free time.
Title: Re: What would you say you do here?
Post by: jtksu on August 03, 2010, 02:32:24 PM
Sell used saturns

You think that's bad?  I sell new Saturns,  Hell, we took all the damn signs down and I still have like 8 cars left to sell.  After that, I plan on riding the UI gravy train as far as it will take me.  While moonlighting as an amateur gynecologist/beer tester, of course. 
Title: Re: What would you say you do here?
Post by: Kat Kid on August 03, 2010, 02:59:15 PM
Sell used saturns

You think that's bad?  I sell new Saturns,  Hell, we took all the damn signs down and I still have like 8 cars left to sell.  After that, I plan on riding the UI gravy train as far as it will take me.  While moonlighting as an amateur gynecologist/beer tester, of course. 

what's wrong with saturns?   :cry:
Title: Re: What would you say you do here?
Post by: stunz on August 03, 2010, 03:06:42 PM
On top of internet pokerI am also a maytag man.

this is actually my job, jerk
Title: Re: What would you say you do here?
Post by: jtksu on August 03, 2010, 03:11:07 PM
Sell used saturns

You think that's bad?  I sell new Saturns,  Hell, we took all the damn signs down and I still have like 8 cars left to sell.  After that, I plan on riding the UI gravy train as far as it will take me.  While moonlighting as an amateur gynecologist/beer tester, of course. 

what's wrong with saturns?   :cry:

Outta business, homie.   :embarrassed:
Title: Re: What would you say you do here?
Post by: BigCat on August 03, 2010, 07:24:31 PM
Sell used saturns

You think that's bad?  I sell new Saturns,  Hell, we took all the damn signs down and I still have like 8 cars left to sell.  After that, I plan on riding the UI gravy train as far as it will take me.  While moonlighting as an amateur gynecologist/beer tester, of course. 

You think you guys got it tough, I used to sell Isuzus. In Manhattan, Kansas.
Title: Re: What would you say you do here?
Post by: Do Work Son on August 03, 2010, 08:03:25 PM
BAMF
Title: Re: What would you say you do here?
Post by: TBL on August 03, 2010, 08:20:15 PM
I'm the right hand of God.

No, really.
Title: Re: What would you say you do here?
Post by: jtksu on August 03, 2010, 11:05:32 PM
Sell used saturns
   

You think that's bad?  I sell new Saturns,  Hell, we took all the damn signs down and I still have like 8 cars left to sell.  After that, I plan on riding the UI gravy train as far as it will take me.  While moonlighting as an amateur gynecologist/beer tester, of course. 

You think you guys got it tough, I used to sell Isuzus. In Manhattan, Kansas.
:driving:  That's rough, bro.
Title: Re: What would you say you do here?
Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on August 04, 2010, 07:14:56 AM
On top of internet pokerI am also a maytag man.

this is actually my job, jerk
Mine too see you at the conference!
Title: Re: What would you say you do here?
Post by: Farley Grudge on August 04, 2010, 05:55:15 PM
Sell used saturns

You think that's bad?  I sell new Saturns,  Hell, we took all the damn signs down and I still have like 8 cars left to sell.  After that, I plan on riding the UI gravy train as far as it will take me.  While moonlighting as an amateur gynecologist/beer tester, of course. 

You think you guys got it tough, I used to sell Isuzus. In Manhattan, Kansas.

I probably used to work with you then.  I wasn't a salesman though.
Title: Re: What would you say you do here?
Post by: BigCat on August 05, 2010, 12:34:17 AM
Sell used saturns

You think that's bad?  I sell new Saturns,  Hell, we took all the damn signs down and I still have like 8 cars left to sell.  After that, I plan on riding the UI gravy train as far as it will take me.  While moonlighting as an amateur gynecologist/beer tester, of course. 

You think you guys got it tough, I used to sell Isuzus. In Manhattan, Kansas.

I probably used to work with you then.  I wasn't a salesman though.

Maybe. Odds are slim though, I didn't work there long.
Title: Re: What would you say you do here?
Post by: ben ji on August 05, 2010, 10:19:39 AM
Sell used saturns
   

You think that's bad?  I sell new Saturns,  Hell, we took all the damn signs down and I still have like 8 cars left to sell.  After that, I plan on riding the UI gravy train as far as it will take me.  While moonlighting as an amateur gynecologist/beer tester, of course. 

You think you guys got it tough, I used to sell Isuzus. In Manhattan, Kansas.
:driving:  That's rough, bro.


Trust me after about 10 years of wearing a faded red blazer you get pretty tired of saying "Whats it gonna take to get you in this saturn today?!?"
Title: Re: What would you say you do here?
Post by: Farley Grudge on August 05, 2010, 09:05:30 PM
Sell used saturns
   

You think that's bad?  I sell new Saturns,  Hell, we took all the damn signs down and I still have like 8 cars left to sell.  After that, I plan on riding the UI gravy train as far as it will take me.  While moonlighting as an amateur gynecologist/beer tester, of course. 

You think you guys got it tough, I used to sell Isuzus. In Manhattan, Kansas.
:driving:  That's rough, bro.


Trust me after about 10 years of wearing a faded red blazer you get pretty tired of saying "Whats it gonna take to get you in this saturn today?!?"

Yea but you still weren't Joe Isuzu.
Title: Re: What would you say you do here?
Post by: steaksdime on August 05, 2010, 09:19:37 PM
Or, more specifically, what does everyone do for al living. I already know SD makes mad money with goEMAW, though he spends a disproportionate amount on settling lawsuits with credit card miles.

I'm part of the vast left-wing conspiracy to turn American into a socialist country. Or an editor at a small daily in Kansas. Whatever you prefer.

I load clay pigeons at the Tuttle Creek Trap Park.
Title: Re: What would you say you do here?
Post by: HeinBallz on August 05, 2010, 11:37:59 PM
mop boy at jezabells  :batman:  :eye:  :drool:  :jerk: :moreira: :ump: :facepalm: