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TITLETOWN - A Decade Long Celebration Of The Greatest Achievement In College Athletics History => Other Sports (Tiger's Back) => Topic started by: steve dave on June 25, 2010, 09:33:50 AM
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Please line up near the south end of the soccer court Saturday at 11AM central time to get the ever loving piss beaten out of your faces. My bros chingon and rick daris will be there wearing their patriotic Thomas Jefferson and Henry Ford outfits complete with red, white and blue face paint to make sure the line stays orderly. Once it is your turn in line be prepared to have your balls stomped into the hot African dirt. My first kick will land so hard to your scrote that it separates from your body because the speed of light is pretty much as fast as your body can travel and your ballsack will be travelling faster than that. I will use roundhouse and double roundhouse kicks to pummel your facenuts until not even your mother knows if it's you or someone that just kinda looks like you. It will be that bad. I will also be stuffing vuvuzelas so far up your ass they come out your mouth and wrap back around into your ass making it a never ending circuit of vuvuzela ass stuffings. You will not enjoy that one bit. When you are unconscious we will roll your body into the unconscious body pile where some wild African animal like a cobra or crocodile will probably eat you.
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Ghana more like Guano.
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i dunno. i love seeing soccer fans depressed. what a bunch of losers.
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Please line up near the south end of the soccer court Saturday at 11AM central time to get the ever loving piss beaten out of your faces. My bros chingon and rick daris will be there wearing their patriotic Thomas Jefferson and Henry Ford outfits complete with red, white and blue face paint to make sure the line stays orderly. Once it is your turn in line be prepared to have your balls stomped into the hot African dirt. My first kick will land so hard to your scrote that it separates from your body because the speed of light is pretty much as fast as your body can travel and your ballsack will be travelling faster than that. I will use roundhouse and double roundhouse kicks to pummel your facenuts until not even your mother knows if it's you or someone that just kinda looks like you. It will be that bad. I will also be stuffing vuvuzelas so far up your ass they come out your mouth and wrap back around into your ass making it a never ending circuit of vuvuzela ass stuffings. You will not enjoy that one bit. When you are unconscious we will roll your body into the unconscious body pile where some wild African animal like a cobra or crocodile will probably eat you.
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Go Hotel Rwanda on their ass SD!
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Please line up near the south end of the soccer court Saturday at 11AM central time to get the ever loving piss beaten out of your faces. My bros chingon and rick daris will be there wearing their patriotic Thomas Jefferson and Henry Ford outfits complete with red, white and blue face paint to make sure the line stays orderly. Once it is your turn in line be prepared to have your balls stomped into the hot African dirt. My first kick will land so hard to your scrote that it separates from your body because the speed of light is pretty much as fast as your body can travel and your ballsack will be travelling faster than that. I will use roundhouse and double roundhouse kicks to pummel your facenuts until not even your mother knows if it's you or someone that just kinda looks like you. It will be that bad. I will also be stuffing vuvuzelas so far up your ass they come out your mouth and wrap back around into your ass making it a never ending circuit of vuvuzela ass stuffings. You will not enjoy that one bit. When you are unconscious we will roll your body into the unconscious body pile where some wild African animal like a cobra or crocodile will probably eat you.
:love: :love: :love:
Go Hotel Rwanda on their ass SD!
:surprised:
CattMatt?
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Please line up near the south end of the soccer court Saturday at 11AM central time to get the ever loving piss beaten out of your faces. My bros chingon and rick daris will be there wearing their patriotic Thomas Jefferson and Henry Ford outfits complete with red, white and blue face paint to make sure the line stays orderly. Once it is your turn in line be prepared to have your balls stomped into the hot African dirt. My first kick will land so hard to your scrote that it separates from your body because the speed of light is pretty much as fast as your body can travel and your ballsack will be travelling faster than that. I will use roundhouse and double roundhouse kicks to pummel your facenuts until not even your mother knows if it's you or someone that just kinda looks like you. It will be that bad. I will also be stuffing vuvuzelas so far up your ass they come out your mouth and wrap back around into your ass making it a never ending circuit of vuvuzela ass stuffings. You will not enjoy that one bit. When you are unconscious we will roll your body into the unconscious body pile where some wild African animal like a cobra or crocodile will probably eat you.
:love: :love: :love:
Go Hotel Rwanda on their ass SD!
:surprised:
CattMatt?
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i dunno. i love seeing soccer fans depressed. what a bunch of losers.
mods, world forum.
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I'm a little nervous about playing Ghana, if only for the reason that they usually play barefoot on dirt with a ball consisting of an animal bladder stuffed with straw or something. Imagine what they could do playing on a real grass field with real cleats and a real ball. :runaway:
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SD- I highly recommend you and your bros wear hazmat gear. I hear the hot new game in Africa is bros AIDSing bros. :
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According to Wikipedia, the main exports of Ghana are gold, cocoa, timber, tuna, bauxite, aluminum, manganese ore and diamonds. There was also an oil field with an estimated 3 billion barrels of oil discovered in 2007. SD, if Ghana offered all of their natural resources to the USA as a peace offering, would that make their pregame nut-stomping any less severe, or would it make it that much worse because it would come across as being cowardly?
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I got a teammate on my summer league rec team who is a international student from Ghana. He's a great guy and a helluva player. He will be missed...
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Guys, I did a board raid on a Ghana board and there are going to be LOTS of them lining up.
I invited them over here....
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Are. Ghanians are pigmy like tribe or a yinka dare like tribe? :scared:
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Are. Ghanians are pigmy like tribe or a yinka dare like tribe? :scared:
Plates in their lips. :ohno:
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My ghana board raid was totally destroyed. They are smart AND good at bbs'ing. I haven't been beaten that bad since I raided the Cougar board and tried to make fun of Jimmer. :pray:
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I don't know much about soccer but Ghana appears to be a lot better than the US.
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I don't know much about soccer but Ghana appears to be a lot better than the US.
Yeah, I think I like Ghana better.
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I think they gave us ghana-rea, need some amoxacillian for I think.
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Did anyone catch John Harkes towards the end of that match say "Going, going, Ghana" :chainsaw:
Also, did you see that shot of Bill Clinton and Mick Jagger sitting next to each other? Just let that sink in for a minute....Bill Effing Clinton and Mick Effing Jagger....sitting right next to each other at the World Cup. My God. GMAFB, what does a "celebrity sighting" at the Super Bowl consist of?? "Hey look, there's David Spade sitting next to Steve Carrell!!" :lol: :flush:
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Did anyone catch John Harkes towards the end of that match say "Going, going, Ghana" :chainsaw:
Also, did you see that shot of Bill Clinton and Mick Jagger sitting next to each other? Just let that sink in for a minute....Bill Effing Clinton and Mick Effing Jagger....sitting right next to each other at the World Cup. My God. GMAFB, what does a "celebrity sighting" at the Super Bowl consist of?? "Hey look, there's David Spade sitting next to Steve Carrell!!" :lol: :flush:
Think of the massive amount of poon that was destroyed that night. Poonhound69 was left high and dry. High and dry.
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I'm about to blow a load of pwnage all over this rough ridin' thread.
Here it comes;
Gross Domestic Product Rankings (yearly):
United States: 1
Ghana: 102
LOL at third world countries. "Hey, I'm from Ghana, I can hardly take a step outside of my mud-hut/stick-shack/tepee made out of hippo-crap without stumbling over some goddamn precious stone, but somehow my country still pumps out about the same economical output as Wamego."
Hey Ghana, maybe less time kicking zebra organs around the Savannah and doing crap-all out in the jungle and more time progressing your economy beyond the Feudal Age?? LOL at being poor in your diamond-encrusted country, dumbfucks. :lol:
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According to Wikipedia, the main exports of Ghana are gold, cocoa, timber, tuna, bauxite, aluminum, manganese ore and diamonds. There was also an oil field with an estimated 3 billion barrels of oil discovered in 2007.
Manganese Ore?? More like Manganese BORE, amirite!!?!!
Just because the game is over doesn't mean the smack talk can't still go on.
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Hey Ghana, do u know why the "h" is silent? It doesn't want anyone to know it's there!!! LOLOLOLOLOL
ROASTED!!!
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Brock just killing it here.
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pretty racist on all accounts
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